Real talk: Why do you love the goblin queen?

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Real talk: Why do you love the goblin queen?
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RE: Real talk: Why do you love the goblin queen?
She is faster than 80% of all snakes.

She can smell lies.

She always knows when you don't floss.

She promised me all of your souls for my allegiance.

She can raise or lower a man's cholesterol at will.

She's fat and she don't run too fast, but she's faster than me.


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RE: Real talk: Why do you love the goblin queen? - by Palamedes - 03-10-2015, 04:26 AM