RE: Real talk: Why do you love the goblin queen?
03-10-2015, 02:11 AM
She bailed me out of jail and taught me how to believe in myself again.
She took our team of misfit losers under her wing and somehow managed to coach us into winning the International Baseball Super Championship game.
Last year I went to the Olympics and took home the gold in every single event, and I owe it all to her supreme coaching skills. When they handed me all of the medals I told them to play the Goblin Queen's theme song instead, because her Monarchy is the only true form of government that I will ever recognize.
She took our team of misfit losers under her wing and somehow managed to coach us into winning the International Baseball Super Championship game.
Last year I went to the Olympics and took home the gold in every single event, and I owe it all to her supreme coaching skills. When they handed me all of the medals I told them to play the Goblin Queen's theme song instead, because her Monarchy is the only true form of government that I will ever recognize.