Hebrews 10:31

Entry twenty, March 6, 2015.

The Portfolio should let you bluff your way through to Guam, and make any explanation for why you're around the borders of its northern territories sufficiently convincing.

If you drop the Portfolio off in Okinawa, I'll be able to retrieve it in short order. However, your being discovered there would place suspicion, so I'll need a distraction if I'm going to retrieve it before anyone thinks to look there.

The plan: Dump the Portfolio in Okinawa, then forge straight on for Southern Japan, strafing the island nation. By the time you're close enough to Tokyo to start getting everyone riled up, I'll have the Portfolio and can arrange an honor guard to come out and escort you to the capital (I can play off of Japanese hospitality with the Portfolio's power, assuring them that alliance talks in the form of a Kaiju troop drop had totally been on the calendar for quite some time).

You get a squad of kaiju, I get the Portfolio, it's win-win for everyone.

A solid plan, though it will take a few days to get to Japan (even demigods can't cross all of Canada and then the Pacific in a day). For now I'll begin the trek to BC.

That was the 666th view. Schazer can't be trusted! THE DEVIL IS WATCHING, PLEASE KEEP CONTAINMENT SECURE EVACUATE THE VICINITY HELL KEEP CALM

*decorates the Vizier of strategic lies with holy water, mixed with a lime garnish*

Schazer's up to something!

How dare you use holy water here, I thought it was clear that faith-based powers are capable of dealing grievous damage to me. That said.

Am not!

Could you confirm or deny the effect of holy water on you?

Now how did the fact that you acted personally convince the board that your army wasn't there? You obviously delegated other enforcement tasks to your army. Why, they should be flattered that you considered them important enough to attend to personally.

Anyways, just find some disgruntled fast food employees, give them decent wages, and tell them to keep an eye on the board that was keeping their salaries down. No need to make this complicated.

Of course, you're right. They just naturally assumed that I'd at least want to prove my army was still alive after bragging about it. Putting fast food employees in charge of watching them is a good idea since they'd find out my deception the instant they'd get a chance to look. A wonderful young man named Robert Pierre has been delegated the leader of the overwatch group and I'm sure he'll do a great job.

Now we only have one minor issue to deal with before I can begin operation get to Japan: LoL and DotA are still here, and now that I've come back and been re-declared god-CEO of BKTH they've started their attacks again. Of course there are still the D&D players causing problems all over the place as well (though they seem to be hampering the other factions as much as me).

Voodoo Steve has also warned me of an ominous rumbling, but I'm sure that's no big deal.