RE: Hebrews 10:31
03-05-2015, 12:52 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-05-2015, 12:54 AM by Palamedes.)
Entry eighteen, March 4, 2015.
Both are admirable plans, though there is a solid chance that destroying the earth (or at the very least everything living on it) might ruin my plans for global domination and slash or attract the attention of superheroes.
I'd also need to acquire a very large drill. I suppose I could try to build one, but it would be very difficult only using DDR4 RAM (which I still haven't aquired much of anyways).
Again, I'm not a professional strategic liar so I'm assuming it's just difficult for me to understand and harness the Portfolio's full powers. It's still clearly and definitely a powerful relic regardless, and the simple knowledge that I now possess it has made the board nervous. BKTH is not fully convinced though - while some of the board believes my falsehoods the fact that most of that statement is not in fact lies (namely my army is not dead and I will destroy them for their treachery) has weakened the Portfolio's abilities. I still have to convince at least another third of the board members, but for now they've agreed to a truce to give me time to prove my claims.
(03-04-2015, 04:27 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »All right, fine. Time to start drilling into the center of the earth. From there, you can move the entire planet away from the sun, freezing everyone to death.
Or you could STOP THE CORE'S ROTATION OH NO
Both are admirable plans, though there is a solid chance that destroying the earth (or at the very least everything living on it) might ruin my plans for global domination and slash or attract the attention of superheroes.
I'd also need to acquire a very large drill. I suppose I could try to build one, but it would be very difficult only using DDR4 RAM (which I still haven't aquired much of anyways).
(03-04-2015, 04:41 AM)Coldblooded Wrote: »Try using the Portfolio of Strategic Lies to lie your way back into power. Make sure that everybody knows that your army is back, stronger than ever and definitely not dead, and that they should probably all swear their loyalty to you again before you get really mad and decide to destroy them for their treachery.
Again, I'm not a professional strategic liar so I'm assuming it's just difficult for me to understand and harness the Portfolio's full powers. It's still clearly and definitely a powerful relic regardless, and the simple knowledge that I now possess it has made the board nervous. BKTH is not fully convinced though - while some of the board believes my falsehoods the fact that most of that statement is not in fact lies (namely my army is not dead and I will destroy them for their treachery) has weakened the Portfolio's abilities. I still have to convince at least another third of the board members, but for now they've agreed to a truce to give me time to prove my claims.