RE: Hebrews 10:31
02-26-2015, 04:33 AM
Entry twelve, February 24, 2015
Alright, we'll give this novel idea a try. As LoL and DotA continue to fight, our retreat was more or less fully successful, though it did involve giving up our strategic defences.
The Lumber Corps will not be a simple force to rout though - unlike Canada's actual military they are a fearsome fighting force. Their members are chosen at birth - only the hairiest babies with already chiseled jaws are chosen. From there they train in the ancient arts of axing, plaid, log-riding, and rousing shanties. What's more, they know the Canadian wastes and are the only ones capable of surviving the harsh Canadian winters - with no small help from one of my many archnemises, the North Wind.
I'm still trapped in this church, so if Minister Agen's plan doesn't work we'll need a proper plan to defeat them without ludicrously heavy losses.
I lost 43 loyal consumers before one could finally live long enough to gain Canadian Slenderman's powers. Unfortunately, they're the only one with the said voodoo powers (since they're the one that survived), which means that he is no longer as disposable as I'd like a minion to be.
Of course! I knew the ancient art would help me one day. My quick moves will surely repel any holy magics before they can reach my most godly self.
QE: Oh god me the priest knows Spinjitsu too what the shit do I do.
(02-25-2015, 07:54 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Redirect all forces at your disposal into routing the Lumber Corps and reclaiming the Portfolio. I promise this'll work a treat.
Signed,
Your Minister-to-be of Strategic Lies
Alright, we'll give this novel idea a try. As LoL and DotA continue to fight, our retreat was more or less fully successful, though it did involve giving up our strategic defences.
The Lumber Corps will not be a simple force to rout though - unlike Canada's actual military they are a fearsome fighting force. Their members are chosen at birth - only the hairiest babies with already chiseled jaws are chosen. From there they train in the ancient arts of axing, plaid, log-riding, and rousing shanties. What's more, they know the Canadian wastes and are the only ones capable of surviving the harsh Canadian winters - with no small help from one of my many archnemises, the North Wind.
I'm still trapped in this church, so if Minister Agen's plan doesn't work we'll need a proper plan to defeat them without ludicrously heavy losses.
(02-25-2015, 02:12 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »there is a creepy lumberjack outpost in Sudbury. There you will find a Canadian version of Slenderman dressed in beaver pelts. If you find him, he will kindly offer you his voodoo powers if you can stand to look at his weird blank face and tentacles for long enough.
I lost 43 loyal consumers before one could finally live long enough to gain Canadian Slenderman's powers. Unfortunately, they're the only one with the said voodoo powers (since they're the one that survived), which means that he is no longer as disposable as I'd like a minion to be.
(02-25-2015, 04:25 PM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Spinjitsu.
Oh crap, wrong adventure.
OR IS IT THE RIGHT ONE
Of course! I knew the ancient art would help me one day. My quick moves will surely repel any holy magics before they can reach my most godly self.
QE: Oh god me the priest knows Spinjitsu too what the shit do I do.