RE: Hebrews 10:31
02-24-2015, 01:38 AM
Entry eleven, February 23, 2015
We've assigned the Counterstrikes on the programming mission, as suggested. It'll take a little while to produce a product that wouldn't basically just be a Counterstrike clone. I've put them all on it so hopefully there won't be too much wait. Do you have a suggestion regarding what sort of angle we should take? There are a lot of multiplayer based first person shooters all over the goddamn place after all.
I've put all of the guys who can't program (so like, very few) on the frontlines, but because of Canada's strict gun policy they only have their shitty starting weapons.
As for the DOTA, as already stated they are best at killing those opposed to democracy and order, as well as those who grow complacent after they've foiled a first attempt and don't expect a second.
I don't get how the former has anything to do with actual ability, and the latter means they lose a lot of members, but they usually get things done within at least five tries.
Well they are technically already fighting each other. The issue is that they are also fighting us.
I like the idea of recruiting some of the ancient defenders towards us, but do you have any suggestions? I have sent diplomatic overtures towards their organization as a whole, but currently they are still convinced that I am another knockoff of them which makes us just as contemptible as LoL.
On the bad news front, since it's now a three way fight going on both DotA and LoL have amended their rule and now we're seeing them marching ten by ten. They're screaming at each other about how the other stole their new rule change which means we're still not seeing more than five-six enemies at a time but still, it'll be an issue.
As well, the LoL (again, League of Lawyers) have gained interest in our drugged food lawsuits (again, putting various mind-altering substances in our food) since now a fifth or so of them have amalgamated together into some sort of horrible law-monster. Strangely, most of the people behind the creature have vanished upon consulting with the LoL. Could the rumours of their dark magical powers be true?
(02-23-2015, 06:14 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Ally with the Counter-Strike players and get their best programmers to produce a Counter-Strike themed competitor to the other games. If they think you're fighting them for market dominance, you may as well actually get the benefits of it.
As for the actual tactics, well, you did just hire a bunch of assassins. You should gather some intel so you can figure out who you can send them after for the most impact.
We've assigned the Counterstrikes on the programming mission, as suggested. It'll take a little while to produce a product that wouldn't basically just be a Counterstrike clone. I've put them all on it so hopefully there won't be too much wait. Do you have a suggestion regarding what sort of angle we should take? There are a lot of multiplayer based first person shooters all over the goddamn place after all.
I've put all of the guys who can't program (so like, very few) on the frontlines, but because of Canada's strict gun policy they only have their shitty starting weapons.
As for the DOTA, as already stated they are best at killing those opposed to democracy and order, as well as those who grow complacent after they've foiled a first attempt and don't expect a second.
I don't get how the former has anything to do with actual ability, and the latter means they lose a lot of members, but they usually get things done within at least five tries.
(02-23-2015, 09:13 PM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Turn the DotA and LoL players against each other. This is laughably easy.
Well they are technically already fighting each other. The issue is that they are also fighting us.
(02-24-2015, 12:52 AM)Sai Wrote: »You say that, but while the hatred from the DotA community towards LoL is well known and widely documented, LoL players feel at worst apathy towards DotA. The charred bones of Rhuax of the Fire Below estimate a mere 14% chance of being able to get them to stop attacking us on account of infighting. We can improve this to just over a 70% success ratio by assisting DotA in the massacre of the League of Legends in exchange for peace, according to shells scorched in the name of Zhurong of the South. Better still, if we can co-opt the strongest of the Defenders of the Ancients to our side, we will be able to empower ourselves further while simultaneously making the remainder of the DotA faction easier to destroy.
I like the idea of recruiting some of the ancient defenders towards us, but do you have any suggestions? I have sent diplomatic overtures towards their organization as a whole, but currently they are still convinced that I am another knockoff of them which makes us just as contemptible as LoL.
On the bad news front, since it's now a three way fight going on both DotA and LoL have amended their rule and now we're seeing them marching ten by ten. They're screaming at each other about how the other stole their new rule change which means we're still not seeing more than five-six enemies at a time but still, it'll be an issue.
As well, the LoL (again, League of Lawyers) have gained interest in our drugged food lawsuits (again, putting various mind-altering substances in our food) since now a fifth or so of them have amalgamated together into some sort of horrible law-monster. Strangely, most of the people behind the creature have vanished upon consulting with the LoL. Could the rumours of their dark magical powers be true?