RE: Hebrews 10:31
02-23-2015, 04:47 AM
Entry ten, February 22, 2015
Excellent plans, and pulled off without a hitch. The first part had the unfortunate side effect of the teams actually doing real damage, since instead of wasting time trying to fight Hungry Jack in the trees most of them now just charge my lanes which are only manned by my army. Which you might remember was garbage, heavily damaged, and hasn't improved too much.
Second plan has worked to counter this though, as the promise of the Baron kill began slowly leading many of them back into the woods, where explosions and Jack quickly dealt with them. However, no ELO hell to send them to unfortunately - as they are real people and not video game sprites, we'll have to settle for regular hell.
Counter-Strikes are desperate for a return to power after being degraded and lessened by more modern and quality shooting game fans, such as the mighty CoD, Halos, etc.
They would likely ally with us, but we would almost definitely incur the ire of at least some of these other shooters. Do we proceed?
I did this. The DOTA has agreed to work for me, as long as I send them after enough monarchs, terrorist dictator leaders, and guys who expect assassins to give up after one attempt in between actual jobs. Unfortunately, much like before DotA has also shown up upon seeing their acronym and, seeing the battle between us and their hated enemy, have apparently assumed we're some new hero/mob/lane based team fighting game and now there's some bullshit three way battle going on.
Fortunately I have some slight advantage since I have numbers and the DotA and LoL players are stuck trying to figure out how to fight more than one enemy at a time.
So, bought time accomplished?
(02-22-2015, 05:39 AM)Coldblooded Wrote: »League of Legends players are notoriously easy to demoralize. Try hacking into their communications and yelling at your "teammates" for being noobs. The enemy team should quickly devolve into petty bickering and name-calling, after which point they will probably start intentionally feeding in a desperate attempt to escape the eternal hell that is playing LOL.
If that doesn't work, try drawing scary faces on some of the trees in the forest and attach a bomb to the back. As soon as the team groups up to defeat "Baron" activate the bomb and send them all straight to ELO hell.
Excellent plans, and pulled off without a hitch. The first part had the unfortunate side effect of the teams actually doing real damage, since instead of wasting time trying to fight Hungry Jack in the trees most of them now just charge my lanes which are only manned by my army. Which you might remember was garbage, heavily damaged, and hasn't improved too much.
Second plan has worked to counter this though, as the promise of the Baron kill began slowly leading many of them back into the woods, where explosions and Jack quickly dealt with them. However, no ELO hell to send them to unfortunately - as they are real people and not video game sprites, we'll have to settle for regular hell.
(02-22-2015, 11:37 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Just sic the Counter-Strikes on 'em.
Counter-Strikes are desperate for a return to power after being degraded and lessened by more modern and quality shooting game fans, such as the mighty CoD, Halos, etc.
They would likely ally with us, but we would almost definitely incur the ire of at least some of these other shooters. Do we proceed?
(02-23-2015, 03:02 AM)SupahKiven Wrote: »Or send a squad of Demographically Organized Tenacious Assassins after them. Specifically, the second squad.
I did this. The DOTA has agreed to work for me, as long as I send them after enough monarchs, terrorist dictator leaders, and guys who expect assassins to give up after one attempt in between actual jobs. Unfortunately, much like before DotA has also shown up upon seeing their acronym and, seeing the battle between us and their hated enemy, have apparently assumed we're some new hero/mob/lane based team fighting game and now there's some bullshit three way battle going on.
Fortunately I have some slight advantage since I have numbers and the DotA and LoL players are stuck trying to figure out how to fight more than one enemy at a time.
So, bought time accomplished?