Pokemon Tabletop United

Lucian staggers away from the encroaching shrew and adds it to his growing list of who the hell built these things to not already have all these entries accessible from the start? Some academia-elitist bullshit, for sure; it almost makes a kind of sense not to overload a first-time user with information they'll never need but there are far better ways to do that than this. And speaking of Better Ways...

"NANDO!" For someone who sounds to have a perpetual throat infection, he sure can bellow. "Get back here before you get yourself killed! If this isn't a rescue operation, I'd rather it not become one!"