Hebrews 10:31

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Hebrews 10:31
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RE: Hebrews 10:31
(02-20-2015, 04:53 AM)Coldblooded Wrote: »This is good, now with multiple fast food chains under your command, you should have them start slipping mind-controlling drugs into their food, ordering the public to immediately leave home and join your army.

If that doesn't work, just try giving out free Tim Hortons gift cards to anybody who recruits. Either way, you should easily have all of Canada under your control within the next 24 hours or so.

I've looked up mind control drugs and tried putting all of those listed into different products at different locations. Results have been... varied and interesting.

Only some of them worked as intended. I have been informed that the others have led to several (hundred) lawsuits I'm going to have to handle now. Tim Hortons gift cards have lessened the damage, but I still now risk drawing a large amount of attention to my plans and possibly even LoL*. Ram horns and godly powers are difficult to hide.

(02-20-2015, 05:23 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »You're going to need to summon

JOE HOCKEY

I called up Joe and asked him if he could support me in my conquest of the world. Disappointingly, he immediately informed me that he is not in fact the patron saint of ice sports and was just a politician, but did ask if I was supportive of the idea of there being room for people worshipping God in any form in my upcoming tyrannical government. I told him that I am a god. He said that counts and has given me his full support.

*The League of Lawyers, though each one is a legend in their own right.


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Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-14-2015, 01:58 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Dragon Fogel - 02-14-2015, 02:27 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 02-14-2015, 02:34 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Coldblooded - 02-14-2015, 04:00 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 02-14-2015, 04:10 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 02-14-2015, 05:18 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Sai - 02-14-2015, 05:59 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 02-14-2015, 07:10 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Mirdini - 02-14-2015, 07:10 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-14-2015, 07:06 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Sai - 02-14-2015, 08:22 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by SupahKiven - 02-14-2015, 10:25 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-16-2015, 01:53 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 02-16-2015, 11:34 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 02-16-2015, 11:41 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Sai - 02-16-2015, 06:30 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-16-2015, 11:19 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 02-16-2015, 11:36 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by SupahKiven - 02-17-2015, 12:19 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-18-2015, 04:45 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Coldblooded - 02-18-2015, 05:38 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-19-2015, 03:14 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Coldblooded - 02-19-2015, 04:00 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 02-19-2015, 05:42 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-20-2015, 04:35 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Coldblooded - 02-20-2015, 04:53 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 02-20-2015, 05:23 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-21-2015, 02:34 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-22-2015, 04:58 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Coldblooded - 02-22-2015, 05:39 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 02-22-2015, 11:37 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by SupahKiven - 02-23-2015, 03:02 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-23-2015, 04:47 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Dragon Fogel - 02-23-2015, 06:14 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 02-23-2015, 09:13 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Sai - 02-24-2015, 12:52 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-24-2015, 01:38 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 02-24-2015, 03:13 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-25-2015, 04:18 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 02-25-2015, 07:54 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 02-25-2015, 02:12 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 02-25-2015, 04:25 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-26-2015, 04:33 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 02-26-2015, 04:48 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-27-2015, 02:50 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 02-28-2015, 03:35 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 02-28-2015, 03:01 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-01-2015, 02:51 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 03-01-2015, 05:56 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-02-2015, 01:22 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-03-2015, 05:55 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-03-2015, 08:19 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-03-2015, 10:18 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-04-2015, 04:27 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Coldblooded - 03-04-2015, 04:41 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-05-2015, 12:52 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-05-2015, 02:32 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-05-2015, 02:36 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 03-06-2015, 01:01 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Sai - 03-06-2015, 02:22 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-06-2015, 03:51 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 03-06-2015, 04:53 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-06-2015, 05:19 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 03-06-2015, 05:30 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Dragon Fogel - 03-06-2015, 06:20 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-07-2015, 12:33 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-07-2015, 02:11 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Dragon Fogel - 03-07-2015, 02:14 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-08-2015, 04:46 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-08-2015, 07:13 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-09-2015, 01:06 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-09-2015, 05:12 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-09-2015, 09:07 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-09-2015, 01:18 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-10-2015, 03:30 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-10-2015, 05:10 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Dragon Fogel - 03-10-2015, 05:24 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-10-2015, 06:33 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-11-2015, 11:59 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-12-2015, 12:34 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Coldblooded - 03-12-2015, 12:38 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-12-2015, 12:48 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-13-2015, 12:27 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Dragon Fogel - 03-13-2015, 01:58 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by OTTO - 03-13-2015, 04:56 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-13-2015, 06:11 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-15-2015, 03:19 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-15-2015, 12:18 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by OTTO - 03-15-2015, 06:18 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-16-2015, 01:34 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by OTTO - 03-16-2015, 02:00 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-16-2015, 09:44 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-17-2015, 04:24 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 03-17-2015, 04:59 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-18-2015, 04:15 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-18-2015, 04:17 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-18-2015, 07:20 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Coldblooded - 03-18-2015, 07:34 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-19-2015, 03:34 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 03-19-2015, 03:57 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 03-19-2015, 03:58 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-19-2015, 04:02 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-19-2015, 07:54 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-21-2015, 05:17 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-21-2015, 09:35 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by OTTO - 03-21-2015, 04:53 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-22-2015, 02:53 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 03-22-2015, 03:33 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by OTTO - 03-22-2015, 06:21 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-22-2015, 06:30 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-23-2015, 10:38 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-24-2015, 04:00 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Whimbrel - 03-24-2015, 04:32 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by OTTO - 03-24-2015, 06:09 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 03-24-2015, 07:34 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-24-2015, 10:18 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-24-2015, 12:59 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Whimbrel - 03-24-2015, 03:08 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-24-2015, 03:10 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Dragon Fogel - 03-24-2015, 04:54 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-24-2015, 05:21 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Whimbrel - 03-24-2015, 05:29 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by OTTO - 03-24-2015, 10:48 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-24-2015, 11:06 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-25-2015, 02:21 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Whimbrel - 03-25-2015, 02:41 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-25-2015, 08:01 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-25-2015, 10:19 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-25-2015, 11:28 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 03-26-2015, 12:49 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Whimbrel - 03-26-2015, 01:27 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-26-2015, 02:29 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-27-2015, 12:48 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Whimbrel - 03-27-2015, 12:59 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-27-2015, 02:32 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 03-27-2015, 02:56 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-27-2015, 04:32 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-27-2015, 04:34 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 03-28-2015, 03:30 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 03-30-2015, 01:42 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Whimbrel - 03-30-2015, 02:00 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 03-30-2015, 02:26 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-30-2015, 05:43 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 04-01-2015, 12:56 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Whimbrel - 04-01-2015, 01:15 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-01-2015, 01:53 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 04-01-2015, 07:03 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by AgentBlue - 04-01-2015, 12:47 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 04-02-2015, 08:26 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Whimbrel - 04-02-2015, 09:03 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-02-2015, 09:04 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 04-05-2015, 03:45 AM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Dalmationer - 06-20-2015, 10:43 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 07-02-2015, 05:47 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Schazer - 07-02-2015, 11:29 PM
RE: Hebrews 10:31 - by Palamedes - 07-03-2015, 02:58 PM