RE: Hebrews 10:31
02-20-2015, 04:35 AM
Entry seven, February 19, 2015
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT IS TIME.
I have now ascended. While I am still not totally unstoppable (I only get a one month window for that, as already stated) I am properly invincible and have full access to my range of powers. However, I thank you for your more mortally-necessary advice as it definitely helped me to buy the time building up to my glory.
Your help was invaluable. Wendy showed up just in time, followed by the older abandoned Wendy looking to outdo the lady who replaced her hoping to show that she's still better at doing what the corporation bearing her name needs done.
Tim Horton and the Burger King were both busy distracted and the sneak attack went off without a hitch (made even more effective by the fact that the Wendys (Wendii?) got all competitive and jumped in). On the negative side of things, Tim's legions jumped in because it became very clear that I broke every single rule of our honourable duel. Tim even called in the Toronto Maple Leafs as backup (all of them, ever). Still, things were going well until disaster struck:
Hungry Jack is a peon of Burger King WHY WOULD YOU ADVISE THIS WHY. Even with two Wendys, all of the still conscious Ghostbusters and my (admittingly shitty) legions the addition of Hungry Jack to Burger King's posse made him vastly more powerful than we could handle (of important note: Whopper is also the name of the Burger King's signature finishing move).
Thankfully I thought of a plan of my own: Sacrifice both Wendys, the Ghostbusters, and my remaining minor forces so I could hide and gain my strength. The clock struck midnight just as Tim Hortons was freed from the penalty box after his decapitation of original Wendy and my army was routed, but it was too late. Two proud, curved horns spouted from my head and my hair became thicker, more lustrous and... wooly. Tim was the first to fall, as I grasped his hand and made him trip me, allowing me a free penalty shot which I used to punch him back into the afterlife. Burger King put up a greater fight, and we dueled from sunrise to set, each of my building-shattering blows countered by his Wendy destroying punch. Eventually, however he fell, and with his death Hungry Jack was forced to bend the knee.
While this victory was monumental, the Ghostbusters are all but destroyed and will need months, if not longer, to rebuild their strength alone, my army is in tatters, and Wendy, badly wounded, has vowed to get revenge for what she views was a 'trap'. On the plus side, there is now only one Wendy, I now have the armies of Burger King AND Tim Hortons under my command, and Hungry Jack will prove to be a most useful agent. All of that, and I haven't even fully used all of my abilities.
So, with that business concluded I now have the makings of a fine legion (from worthless like my coffee drinkers to actually useful like the Ghostbusters and Hungry Jack), but my duel with the Burger King has showed me that at my current power level I am not quite ready to simply brute-force World Government and the Food Court. We will need more allies and tools, and more cunning plans from my trusted advisers.
That crony I sent out to find the Portfolio of Stragic Lies has come back reporting success - the artifact is apparently hidden by the Lumber Corps in Northern Canada, who claimed it from Rob Ford, Mayor Priest of Strategic Lies who abandoned their cause for the position of High Crackhead of Bad Lies (strangely enough he seems to have made up the position and isn't actually working for anyone now).
Alternately, we could now look to arm our forces, or recruit even more, or perhaps learn more of what exactly I have and will be dealing with.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT IS TIME.
I have now ascended. While I am still not totally unstoppable (I only get a one month window for that, as already stated) I am properly invincible and have full access to my range of powers. However, I thank you for your more mortally-necessary advice as it definitely helped me to buy the time building up to my glory.
(02-19-2015, 04:00 AM)Coldblooded Wrote: »Alright, time for Plan B. I'll try to go get Tim's ex-girlfriend Wendy on the line. With any luck, Burger King will get jealous and start arguing with the hockey ghost, giving you and the Ghostbusters a perfect chance to do a sneak attack.
Wendy's headquarters are located right here in Columbus, so I doubt that I'll encounter any problems if I just walk straight through the front door and ask to speak with their CEO. She's probably not that busy right now anyway.
Your help was invaluable. Wendy showed up just in time, followed by the older abandoned Wendy looking to outdo the lady who replaced her hoping to show that she's still better at doing what the corporation bearing her name needs done.
Tim Horton and the Burger King were both busy distracted and the sneak attack went off without a hitch (made even more effective by the fact that the Wendys (Wendii?) got all competitive and jumped in). On the negative side of things, Tim's legions jumped in because it became very clear that I broke every single rule of our honourable duel. Tim even called in the Toronto Maple Leafs as backup (all of them, ever). Still, things were going well until disaster struck:
(02-19-2015, 05:42 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »You need to summon...
HUNGRY JACK
Hungry Jack is a peon of Burger King WHY WOULD YOU ADVISE THIS WHY. Even with two Wendys, all of the still conscious Ghostbusters and my (admittingly shitty) legions the addition of Hungry Jack to Burger King's posse made him vastly more powerful than we could handle (of important note: Whopper is also the name of the Burger King's signature finishing move).
Thankfully I thought of a plan of my own: Sacrifice both Wendys, the Ghostbusters, and my remaining minor forces so I could hide and gain my strength. The clock struck midnight just as Tim Hortons was freed from the penalty box after his decapitation of original Wendy and my army was routed, but it was too late. Two proud, curved horns spouted from my head and my hair became thicker, more lustrous and... wooly. Tim was the first to fall, as I grasped his hand and made him trip me, allowing me a free penalty shot which I used to punch him back into the afterlife. Burger King put up a greater fight, and we dueled from sunrise to set, each of my building-shattering blows countered by his Wendy destroying punch. Eventually, however he fell, and with his death Hungry Jack was forced to bend the knee.
While this victory was monumental, the Ghostbusters are all but destroyed and will need months, if not longer, to rebuild their strength alone, my army is in tatters, and Wendy, badly wounded, has vowed to get revenge for what she views was a 'trap'. On the plus side, there is now only one Wendy, I now have the armies of Burger King AND Tim Hortons under my command, and Hungry Jack will prove to be a most useful agent. All of that, and I haven't even fully used all of my abilities.
So, with that business concluded I now have the makings of a fine legion (from worthless like my coffee drinkers to actually useful like the Ghostbusters and Hungry Jack), but my duel with the Burger King has showed me that at my current power level I am not quite ready to simply brute-force World Government and the Food Court. We will need more allies and tools, and more cunning plans from my trusted advisers.
That crony I sent out to find the Portfolio of Stragic Lies has come back reporting success - the artifact is apparently hidden by the Lumber Corps in Northern Canada, who claimed it from Rob Ford, Mayor Priest of Strategic Lies who abandoned their cause for the position of High Crackhead of Bad Lies (strangely enough he seems to have made up the position and isn't actually working for anyone now).
Alternately, we could now look to arm our forces, or recruit even more, or perhaps learn more of what exactly I have and will be dealing with.