RE: Hebrews 10:31
02-16-2015, 01:53 AM
Entry the third, February 15.
Excellent, excellent.
On a completely separate note, Minister Schazer, how am I to respond to allegations that you are a slanderous liar?
So I did this, as you suggestion Minister of Covert Operations Kiven. Things are... not stellar, as I write this. I have successfully recruited a small army of coffee drinkers to my cause, though they are primarily made up of the perpetually tired and hipsters pretending to write the next big screenplay. Not stellar troops for the beginnings of what will be my great army, but that is not the problem.
I may or may not have, in creating the hit new coffee sensation have broken the balance of power between the two established morning beverage behemoths here, and in doing so drawn both of their ires. Good news is that at the very least they do not know my true purpose and identity.
Bad news is that Starbucks and Tim Hortons have declared war on me and everything I stand for. Another set of foes to add to the list I suppose.
Currently me an my followers are trapped within the previously abandoned 'coffee warehouse' I set up for the first He Brews™ franchise ever. Soccer moms raid our already stretched and weakened supply lines while the Starbucks barista corps conduct hourly assaults on the walls. It has been hours since our last respite against the barrage of their coffee war machines. While they'd certainly be no issue against me at my full strength, I still have four or so days until then and I'm not sure how much longer I'll last.
(02-14-2015, 08:22 PM)Sai Wrote: »Slanderous libel, we need not concern ourselves with it.
Excellent, excellent.
On a completely separate note, Minister Schazer, how am I to respond to allegations that you are a slanderous liar?
(02-14-2015, 10:25 PM)SupahKiven Wrote: »You should recruit some people locally, but in the morning. Like, it's morning time and they're all tired and stuff, but then you offer them free coffee and are all like 'yo. I brewed this myself for you guys just join my army' and then they will and your new slogan will be 'He Brews' and everybody will want to join you this is ingenious trust me.
So I did this, as you suggestion Minister of Covert Operations Kiven. Things are... not stellar, as I write this. I have successfully recruited a small army of coffee drinkers to my cause, though they are primarily made up of the perpetually tired and hipsters pretending to write the next big screenplay. Not stellar troops for the beginnings of what will be my great army, but that is not the problem.
I may or may not have, in creating the hit new coffee sensation have broken the balance of power between the two established morning beverage behemoths here, and in doing so drawn both of their ires. Good news is that at the very least they do not know my true purpose and identity.
Bad news is that Starbucks and Tim Hortons have declared war on me and everything I stand for. Another set of foes to add to the list I suppose.
Currently me an my followers are trapped within the previously abandoned 'coffee warehouse' I set up for the first He Brews™ franchise ever. Soccer moms raid our already stretched and weakened supply lines while the Starbucks barista corps conduct hourly assaults on the walls. It has been hours since our last respite against the barrage of their coffee war machines. While they'd certainly be no issue against me at my full strength, I still have four or so days until then and I'm not sure how much longer I'll last.