RE: Hebrews 10:31
02-14-2015, 07:06 PM
Entry the second, February 14
Thank you for these exceptional first ideas.
Too true. I had put off acquiring one as it would draw too much attention to myself, but perhaps now is a good time to start. You have been promoted to Minister of Recruiting of the new regime Fogel, congratulations. I will value and listen to your opinions on these matters slightly more than the others.
We do have a problem of where to recruit from though. In these frozen recesses there is not much of a pool to draw from. The North Wind has made sure of this fact. Generic population centres might seem like a better place, but I do risk drawing attention to myself while still vulnerable.
You are hired, Minister of Interior Decorating Credit. Congratulations. Lava would certainly be a nice change from all of this fucking snow, and ram posters would be pretty great. How would you (or others) suggest I begin acquiring all of these and setting them up, especially in the middle of Minister Fogel's recruitment drive?
Congratulations, Minister of Low Morality and Treachery Coldblooded. I'm sure this promotion won't come back to haunt me in the slightest. Your suggestion of recruiting the St. Louis Rams to the cause fits in very well with our plans to recruit an army, especially given how Jeff Fisher has other valuable links to various other animals. I am worried about their currently low standings in NFC West, they will probably need some extra training especially if the rest of the league stands against us.
You have been appointed Minister of Vaguery and Boring Old Books Schazer. I am sure things are fine, it's not like a stubbornness to do any more than a quick search as to the specific dates of when I am at the pinnacle of my power and when I am not will be a problem in the future.
An excellent suggestion, Minister of Construction AgentBlue. Of course, I will need to find a reliable source of them for building before we can do much work, but I trust you and others already are drafting up designs for our glorious DDR4 structures and powerful DDR4 war machines.
Excellent, Minister of Battlemath Sai. Your statistical magic will be required in the future. However, I am concerned by rumours that you might in fact be a SNOREcaster as well. Is this true, and if so how might this new source of power affect my campaign?
Right. There are several options, Minister of Weaponry Mirdini. Here we have several options. There are a handful of CFS stations here and there, along with some place ominously called 'Supply Depot'. We could also raid the many military museums and the like. Alternately, there is the seat of the Moose King, Moose Factory, which relentlessly pumps out his legion of soldiers and the arms necessary for them. While we can safely consider the Canadian Army an enemy (albeit a joke of one), the Moose King's allegiance is unknown. The former Moose King was a supporter of the cause, but last I heard he has grown old and sickly, and many others now jockey for his position.
So, now that we have these grand designs, we must decide what to do next. Should we begin the recruitment drive locally, or look to bring the St. Louis Rams into the fold? Should we look for allies elsewhere? Do we instead begin focusing on gathering arms or this DDR4 for building? Or perhaps there are still other ideas that should be brought to the fold before I move, and more subtle preparations to be made?
Thank you for these exceptional first ideas.
(02-14-2015, 02:27 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »You're going to want an army. Sure, you could subjugate entire nations by yourself, but that's way too much work. Plus, if you have minions, you get to yell at them!
Too true. I had put off acquiring one as it would draw too much attention to myself, but perhaps now is a good time to start. You have been promoted to Minister of Recruiting of the new regime Fogel, congratulations. I will value and listen to your opinions on these matters slightly more than the others.
We do have a problem of where to recruit from though. In these frozen recesses there is not much of a pool to draw from. The North Wind has made sure of this fact. Generic population centres might seem like a better place, but I do risk drawing attention to myself while still vulnerable.
(02-14-2015, 02:34 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »You will hire me as Interior Decorator. And I will decorate the world with money. And lava. And posters of Rams. This will inevitably stimulate commerce in all markets. And everyone will purchase your posters with money THAT I GAVE THEM SO THERE'S NO EXCUSE NOT TO BUY THEM. Non-compliance will be punctuated with occasional clouds of lava-rain and devastation.
You are hired, Minister of Interior Decorating Credit. Congratulations. Lava would certainly be a nice change from all of this fucking snow, and ram posters would be pretty great. How would you (or others) suggest I begin acquiring all of these and setting them up, especially in the middle of Minister Fogel's recruitment drive?
(02-14-2015, 04:00 AM)Coldblooded Wrote: »Well you're in luck Pala, because I personally have absolutely no morals whatsoever and would happily sell out the rest of the human race for virtually any amount of glory/money/power.
The first you're going to want to do is book a flight to St. Louis. Once there, you can convince the local Rams to rally behind you and support your cause. Their assistance will be invaluable in the upcoming war. Besides, it's not like they're busy doing anything important for the next few months anyways.
Congratulations, Minister of Low Morality and Treachery Coldblooded. I'm sure this promotion won't come back to haunt me in the slightest. Your suggestion of recruiting the St. Louis Rams to the cause fits in very well with our plans to recruit an army, especially given how Jeff Fisher has other valuable links to various other animals. I am worried about their currently low standings in NFC West, they will probably need some extra training especially if the rest of the league stands against us.
(02-14-2015, 04:10 AM)Schazer Wrote: »*fistbumps my ram bro*
You should consult your I Ching, make sure you haven't got your dates wrong.
You have been appointed Minister of Vaguery and Boring Old Books Schazer. I am sure things are fine, it's not like a stubbornness to do any more than a quick search as to the specific dates of when I am at the pinnacle of my power and when I am not will be a problem in the future.
(02-14-2015, 05:18 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »uh...
DDR4 RAM. you're going to want to build everything out of it.
An excellent suggestion, Minister of Construction AgentBlue. Of course, I will need to find a reliable source of them for building before we can do much work, but I trust you and others already are drafting up designs for our glorious DDR4 structures and powerful DDR4 war machines.
(02-14-2015, 05:59 AM)Sai Wrote: »I've always considered you a PAL-amedes, so you have my full support. As a skilled fortune teller, I will use my set of 甲骨 to determine the fortunes of whichever host you choose to send into battle, and as a statistician I will empirically analyze the results to provide you with the precise chances of success. Consider me your personal battle forecaster.
Excellent, Minister of Battlemath Sai. Your statistical magic will be required in the future. However, I am concerned by rumours that you might in fact be a SNOREcaster as well. Is this true, and if so how might this new source of power affect my campaign?
(02-14-2015, 07:10 AM)Mirdini Wrote: »Rams Rams Rams
If you're going to follow Fogel's (time-saving!) advice of building up an army, you'll probably also need to put together an arsenal as well. Where's the nearest military supply depot?
Right. There are several options, Minister of Weaponry Mirdini. Here we have several options. There are a handful of CFS stations here and there, along with some place ominously called 'Supply Depot'. We could also raid the many military museums and the like. Alternately, there is the seat of the Moose King, Moose Factory, which relentlessly pumps out his legion of soldiers and the arms necessary for them. While we can safely consider the Canadian Army an enemy (albeit a joke of one), the Moose King's allegiance is unknown. The former Moose King was a supporter of the cause, but last I heard he has grown old and sickly, and many others now jockey for his position.
So, now that we have these grand designs, we must decide what to do next. Should we begin the recruitment drive locally, or look to bring the St. Louis Rams into the fold? Should we look for allies elsewhere? Do we instead begin focusing on gathering arms or this DDR4 for building? Or perhaps there are still other ideas that should be brought to the fold before I move, and more subtle preparations to be made?