Hebrews 10:31
02-14-2015, 01:58 AM
Entry the first, February 13
I suppose before all of this starts, you must be wondering what the heck is going on. Why are you reading this, why does it matter? I'll tell you - this matters because, if all goes according to plan, this will be the start of the events that will lead to your future.
You see, many years ago, a child was born. This birth was like no other, however. It was heralded by great omens, much like Alexander the Great or any other hotshot with something to prove. As the first symbol of the mighty zodiac rose into prominence, seven bald eagles simultaneously grew a luscious head of hair without use on any product, while in the frigid north the Moose King bellowed at a full Canadian moon. The time had come, the time that had been prophesied for aeons.
The coming of the double ram.
The coming of me, Palamedes.
For twenty four years I've stewed in the furthest reaches of Canada, waiting for my power to be at its fullest. Twice now I've already been thwarted, the first having been far too young to even know of my might and the second having been too young to know how to use it properly, stopped from destroying the city of Toronto by the combined forces of Spock, vampire hunter Charles Gunn, and the Green Power Ranger (all of whom I had considered not real until the event).
Now however I am ready. The world knows it. A year ago the North Wind thought to stop me with a powerful polar vortex, but as you all know it was too late to kill me with such feeble attempts then and it has done nothing except to strengthen my resolve and desire for revenge. This world will be mine, and my age-old foes will crumble before me should they stand in my way.
Soon I will become all powerful.
Soon I will be invincible.
Now, with all of my coming powers you might be wondering why I have come here, to Eagle Time, and revealed it all. You see, despite my incredibleness, I still retain my traits as a ram. On one side of my ramness I require well laid out plans and lack the drive to take centre stage, even though it is my inherent right. On the other, this is problematically compounded by an impulsiveness, lack of discipline, and inability to see things through. Also something about arrogance, but I'm way too great for that.
So to make up for my very minor shortcomings I turn to you. I am sure I can trust you all as stalwart allies from here on out (assuming you want positions of glory in my new Earth as opposed to being deemed traitors to your new overlord), and require your assistance in planning out my steps from here.
This log will serve as both a historical document for future generations a way to gain your support and suggestions as to how best conquer this feeble earth. In less than a week Chinese new years will dawn and I will gain full use of my powers, building up to the height of my power from March 21st to April 20th. I must spend these few remaining days to prepare for my inevitable rise as I have not done so at all before now (as if I'd need it but still).
So, how should I begin?
I suppose before all of this starts, you must be wondering what the heck is going on. Why are you reading this, why does it matter? I'll tell you - this matters because, if all goes according to plan, this will be the start of the events that will lead to your future.
You see, many years ago, a child was born. This birth was like no other, however. It was heralded by great omens, much like Alexander the Great or any other hotshot with something to prove. As the first symbol of the mighty zodiac rose into prominence, seven bald eagles simultaneously grew a luscious head of hair without use on any product, while in the frigid north the Moose King bellowed at a full Canadian moon. The time had come, the time that had been prophesied for aeons.
The coming of the double ram.
The coming of me, Palamedes.
For twenty four years I've stewed in the furthest reaches of Canada, waiting for my power to be at its fullest. Twice now I've already been thwarted, the first having been far too young to even know of my might and the second having been too young to know how to use it properly, stopped from destroying the city of Toronto by the combined forces of Spock, vampire hunter Charles Gunn, and the Green Power Ranger (all of whom I had considered not real until the event).
Now however I am ready. The world knows it. A year ago the North Wind thought to stop me with a powerful polar vortex, but as you all know it was too late to kill me with such feeble attempts then and it has done nothing except to strengthen my resolve and desire for revenge. This world will be mine, and my age-old foes will crumble before me should they stand in my way.
Soon I will become all powerful.
Soon I will be invincible.
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Now, with all of my coming powers you might be wondering why I have come here, to Eagle Time, and revealed it all. You see, despite my incredibleness, I still retain my traits as a ram. On one side of my ramness I require well laid out plans and lack the drive to take centre stage, even though it is my inherent right. On the other, this is problematically compounded by an impulsiveness, lack of discipline, and inability to see things through. Also something about arrogance, but I'm way too great for that.
So to make up for my very minor shortcomings I turn to you. I am sure I can trust you all as stalwart allies from here on out (assuming you want positions of glory in my new Earth as opposed to being deemed traitors to your new overlord), and require your assistance in planning out my steps from here.
This log will serve as both a historical document for future generations a way to gain your support and suggestions as to how best conquer this feeble earth. In less than a week Chinese new years will dawn and I will gain full use of my powers, building up to the height of my power from March 21st to April 20th. I must spend these few remaining days to prepare for my inevitable rise as I have not done so at all before now (as if I'd need it but still).
So, how should I begin?