Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

YOUR TRIBUTE IS WELCOME BUT WHY ARE YOU NOT GIVING ME BOTH YOU HEATHEN

SHANK: YD12K

Lynch MalkyTop
You're not my god.

Elect: Red
Elect: Red

SHAME ON YOU SPEEDCHUCK HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT MY FEELINGS WHICH I DO NOT HAVE ON THE LEVEL THAT YOU MORTALS DO

I AM SAYING THIS IN RESPONSE TO THE INTENT OF YOUR MISTAKEN STATEMENT RATHER THAN THE LITERAL MEANING AS AGAIN I AM NOT A GOD I AM A GODDESS WHEN WILL YOU MORTALS EVER LEARN TO RESPECT GENDER C'MON

SHANK: SPEEDCHUCK

Wait... Malky you are the most perfect and wonderful goddess. May all the nonbelievers burn in hell.

wow, kiss-ass much[/i]

On section 10 paragraph 3 line 48 clause 831 letter 5 journal 74 monkey 10 instant number 2030049i3i85 code u7598432, under the Loather Codex, Loather would not approve of hell, or its corollaries and would probably make a Hell-shield to block all malicious dieties and Loather would thus TOTALLY join the fundraiser ShankRazor effort to Shank Malky

SOLARIS I HOPE YOU DON'T KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH BECAUSE WOW AND ANYWAYS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND UNSANITARY AND THAT IS CERTAINLY SOMETHING THAT I AS THE MOST PERFECT BEING IN THE UNIVERSE WOULD NOT SUPPORT

SHANK: SOLARIS

Would you kiss your own ass tho.

Ooh, packages.

Elect: Return to sender

This is the only logical action. If the packages are good, then whoever sent them is good and should have them. If the packages are bad, then whoever sent them is bad and should receive their own letterbomb/anthrax/razor-filled food.

Elect: Return to sender[/b]

AS A BEING THAT DOES NOT EVEN OCCUPY THE PHYSICAL PLANE AND DOES NOT EXIST IN ANY WAY LIKE YOU I DO NOT HAVE AN ASS

SHANK: PHARMACY

Detective Garland delved once more into the boot of his car and emerged with a mountain of printed forms.

"Hey guys I've had an idea." Garland announced from behind the pile of documents. "Talking to you all one on one well that could take days, so what I've done is I've had these forms printed." He starts handing them out to the group. "They're fairly basic. There's the obvious: name, username, gender, species you know all the standard stuff. There's a box where you can claim if you want (don't worry I'll keep any information given through these forms strictly confidential) but the most important is down here at the bottom."

He paused in his quest to jam a sheaf of forms into the unwilling hands of every participant for a moment to gesture to the relevant section. "Top Three SCUM... ahh whoops I meant to include an explanation on the sheet for that. SCUM is special police terminology for referring to members of organized crime groups. I think it means something like Secretly Covertly Undoubtedly Malevolent. Or something. Anyway so yeah Top Three SCUM Reads and then another section: Top Three TOWN Reads, and again I thought I'd explained this on the form. TOWN is police lingo for basically a good upstanding law-abiding citizen type. I don't actually know what it stands for before you ask. I don't really think it matters I'm sure there is a really good and totally genuine acronym but I just don't personally know what it is."

By the end of this rambling meandering explanation he's managed to hand out all the forms, jamming them into the pockets or onto the knives of those who refused to physically take a copy from him. "So yeah if you could just fill those out for me that would be really great. Thank you in advance."

So I guess it's an...

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ASSumption?

AS A BEING THAT DOES NOT EVEN OCCUPY THE PHYSICAL PLANE AND DOES NOT EXIST IN ANY WAY LIKE YOU I DO NOT HAVE AN ASS

SHANK: PHARMACY

Damn, that's sad. Maybe there's one for you in on of those packages?
Elect MalkyTop. Elect MalkyTop.

So I guess it's an...

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ASSumption?

That's pretty bad.

Grizzoup Shizzank - Pharmacy

You're behind me Sai. BEHIIIIINNNNND MMMMMEEEE.

Haha, you said behind!

It wasn't clever in......hindsight.

Shank: Sai for dumb jokes[/b]

Nvm Shank: Pharmacy

for dumber jokes, and also, drugs

My puns are the hottest shit.

You're number two at least.

Silver is okay. That means I can kill werewolves.

Whalewolves, even.

Nvm Shank: Pharmacy

for dumber jokes, and also, drugs

My goodness, that's a good point! If we shank Pharmacy, where do our drugs come from?

Shank - Malky and/or konec to protect our precious supply of drugs.

Rawrawr Detective Garland rawr!

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Name: Rawr
Username: Rawr

Gender: Rawr
Species: Rawr
Age: Rawr
Birthdate: ra/wr/rawr

Height: Rawr
Weight: Rawr
Eye Color: Rawr
Age: Rawrty-rawr

Password: ****
Please Enter Your Password Again: ****
Email: Rawr@Rawr.rwr

Claim: Rawrawr
SCUM, TOWN: Rawr rawr rawr, rawr rawr rawr.

Elect 1: Red709
Elect 2: SupahKiven

Are you a member of the Rikollisryhmä?: No. Rawr.
Are you sure?: RAWR!

Additional Comments: Rawrawr awr rwar rawrawrrrawr rrr awr.
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