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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-27-2014, 08:35 PM
Stabbing your way through games with overpowered daggers is just no fun. I mean, 15-30 times the damage on a backstab? Overpowered as all hell! Let me show you a real display of skill as I carve through the masses with a real man's weapon:
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-27-2014, 10:13 PM
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-27-2014, 10:50 PM
in
let me pull my shank for entry.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-28-2014, 12:26 AM
Nothing says in like the manliest souvenir item in mankind that I just saw at a store a few hours ago:
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-28-2014, 12:33 AM
Hold on a second lemme just grab some construction paper and I'll have something to go here aaaaand okay I'm ready!
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-28-2014, 04:52 AM
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I am appeased, I am back.
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Is observing my own pattern of behavior of observing my own patterns of behavior a mental fractal or just navel gazing? Please advise.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-28-2014, 05:24 AM
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-28-2014, 08:19 PM
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Dini has convinced me against my better judgment
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-28-2014, 08:29 PM
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We've come to shank bitches...
...and he hasn't had any B̶̸̜̰̥̟͎͘R̡̝̜͎̫̤̘E̶͏̸̠̬͙͇̙̬̗͚A̛̩͙̖̖͖͇̠͞Ḑ̼͉̹͎̠͍͙͖ͅC̵̘͖̗͕̕R̸̞̩͓͙̣̪̀͠ͅṴ̵̭M̷̡͇͖̼B̤͎̠̫̪͖̗͔̕͞Ș̶̛͍̹
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-29-2014, 07:27 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-29-2014, 07:57 AM by Romythered.)
E: nevermind
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-29-2014, 07:37 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-29-2014, 07:38 AM by Eidolonic.)
Oh.
Okay.
I will do stabbing with my trusty knife:
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Just might take some effort.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-29-2014, 07:48 AM
Ok im will come back from the dead for awhile to stab everyone here
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My knife is the pointy chin of Alan Tudyk. aka Wash from firefly
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-29-2014, 07:51 AM
I am a leaf on the wind....
Stab.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-29-2014, 07:54 AM
(06-29-2014, 07:51 AM)Eidolonic Wrote: »I am a leaf on the wind....
Stab.
2 soon
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-29-2014, 08:04 AM
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My knife is Gay Batman approved.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-29-2014, 08:22 AM
Quote:1:04 AM - Mirdini: I'm guessing since you haven't posted yet and you've been in ET while I was asking about it you're not up for shanktimes? :0
1:04 AM - Sanzh: I'm not really into mafia stuff, sorry
1:04 AM - Mirdini: s'not really a mafia though
Fuck it, I'm down. Will edit in with shanking implement when my net's a bit less awful.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-29-2014, 09:10 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-30-2014, 07:35 PM by Mirdini.)
Due to the various concerns and the facts that I'm not sure I can top Niall's angelic decrees and I'm more comfortable in my voluminous shenanigans pool anyway I have changed the RULES OF THE GAME pursuant to Shank-A-Bitch Clause 135, Paragraph 32 (The Shanklord may at any time revert from Game 2's ruleset to Game 1's). I humbly request all y'all shankbitches take this under advisement.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-29-2014, 05:33 PM
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Consider me in!
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-29-2014, 08:57 PM
(06-29-2014, 09:10 AM)Mirdini Wrote: »Due to the various concerns and the facts that I'm not sure I can top Niall's angelic decrees and I'm more comfortable in my voluminous shenanigans pool anyway I have changed the RULES OF THE GAME pursuant to Shank-A-Bitch Clause 135, Paragraph 32. I humbly request all y'all shankbitches take this under advisement.
aw
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 07:36 AM
I have mine polished and ready
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 07:58 AM
O: I'm here with my trusty friends, Shanky McShankerson and Shankity Shanks. They're pirates.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 08:10 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-30-2014, 08:10 AM by konec0.)
Ahhhh!
After ten thousand years I'M BACK!! It's time to CONQUER
ERTH
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no i'm not using the sword i'm literally beating you up w/ Goldar
he's the knife
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 02:10 PM
I will shank with my lurkshank:
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 02:38 PM
I'll be using my trusty spatula.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 2.5: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 02:41 PM
(06-27-2014, 05:53 PM)SupahKiven Wrote: »![[Image: 250px-Eternal_reward_large.png]](https://eagle-time.org/misc.php?action=rt_camo&digest=3551d180171c416fcb91b7b1ac55c0bd215a751a3533184214384222e2800e2e&image=68747470733a2f2f74663277696b692e6e65742f77772f696d616765732f7468756d622f382f38312f457465726e616c5f7265776172645f6c617267652e706e672f32353070782d457465726e616c5f7265776172645f6c617267652e706e67)
Sorry to pop in unannounced.
(06-27-2014, 07:31 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »It seems I'm not the only spy.
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Amateurs.
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