Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Shailsnic.

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>He's right you know, plus you need to also factor in that there are F***ING COMPUTER ZOMBIES, and if you don't get to her soon, SHE MIGHT BECOME ONE OF THEM.
Also, take the guy with you, don't want him to become one either.

Originally posted on MSPA by Yamtaggler.

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>Ted: Romance later. Now is Zombie Killing time.

Originally posted on MSPA by wolftamer9.

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OH. MY. GOD.

> Ted: The least you could do is tell her about the zombies.

Originally posted on MSPA by vocalyActingout.

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>Lala: F*ck the police, hack the company sever and make the lift go to the top of the buliding.

>Ted: Check to see if you are still bleeding, if not remove bandage.

>BOSS: Put on your purple dress and go out for a night on the town.

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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SpoilerThere's a HUUUUUUUUUUGE update coming up. Not the next one. Probably not the next next one maybe. Likely the next next next one. That will take me a few days. So hold on to your pants.

I've been stalling zombie action killing blam blam time mostly because I'm still developing some stuff. Just you wait, friends. Just you wait.

>Ted: Romance later. Now is Zombie Killing time.

> Ted: The least you could do is tell her about the zombies.

>He's right you know, plus you need to also factor in that there are F***ING COMPUTER ZOMBIES, and if you don't get to her soon, SHE MIGHT BECOME ONE OF THEM.

Well, yeah, you're well aware of the EXECUTE zombies. You're pretty sure Manfreddie has taken care of the one downstairs, so all you need to do is figure out where the hell the duck went. The problem is, you need to keep Jennifer safe, so you need to make up with her and get her to join you, and then find the duck. You need to keep Jennifer safe at all costs. You're only pretty chill about all of these zombies because there is probably only one right now, and it's a fucking duck. It's under control.

He's right Ted. Go to her.

Also, take the guy with you, don't want him to become one either.

Oh, yeah, that's also a good point. You've known Benson since you've been working here. Don't want to lose sight of him. You ask him if he'd like to join you.



"Oh, nah. I'm going to try and find a way out of here. Get my car started before these zombies and the blizzard outside gets any worse, y'know? I won't be much help here: all I know are crossups and sonic booms. You should do the same when you makeup with your girlfriend there. See you later."

>Ted: Check to see if you are still bleeding, if not remove bandage.

Remove the bandage from your head first. Maybe do something about the blood in your hair. THEN go to her.

Wh-Oh! Oh, right. You, uh, totally forgot you still had this bandage. Huh. You can't believe you still have it on. Funny.

You should probably get to a bathroom, your hair is probably dried and bloody.



You enter the nearest bathroo-oh, er, this is the girls...



...bathroom.



"...Hey."

> Judith: Only one name left on the list (Barring Tomkins); save them.

You are now the personal assistant.

You have saved every significant member of the office except one: B. Bard. Benjamin Bard, you believe it to be. He is on this floor. He's a technician, so he and Tomkins can possibly reverse the code in some way. If we can do this as early as possible, we can reverse the code without it hardly spreading in the first place. And he's on this floor.

He goes by the name of Beetle.

You asked around, and one employee had claimed he was on the 13th floor. You're not sure why, as his cubicle is located on the fifth floor.



You don't even recall having a 13th floor.

Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

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> Computer Zombie: Play this

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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What, no (usable) suggestions? C'mooonnn...

Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

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> Ted: Explain EVERYTHING.

Originally posted on MSPA by KilroyWasHere.

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>Judith: Go fire Larto already!

Originally posted on MSPA by Steve Potluck.

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>janitor: the steps are not gonna beat you! They are just stairs for gods sake. They can't even fuckin move. Vault up the stairs three at a time, wait for nobody, and flex hard at the top step.

Edit: I am also enjoying the balls off of this adventure. (Whatever that means) I would also high five you, but we would need to be in the same room, and I have never seen you wash your hands.

Originally posted on MSPA by Oven.

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>If there's no 13th floor just go to the roof.

Originally posted on MSPA by suomynonAyletamitlU.

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> Ted: If you can't face her, just sit down outside the door. Maybe you can just... say something. Something not stupid. And not have to face her when you say it. Or maybe you can man up enough to actually say it to her face? Maybe not...

Originally posted on MSPA by Dalmationer.

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>lala: try to climb out the shaft thing in the top of the lift, like in half life, then fight off any headcrab computers in the air vents.

Originally posted on MSPA by harmoniousExtremes.

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>Ted: Play it cool. Act like you were looking for her.

Originally posted on MSPA by negativeProximity.

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Ted: FAIL at playing it cool. Come off like yourself instead. Hijinks ensue.

Originally posted on MSPA by crepuscularDissembler.

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>Computer Zombie: make like that one horror web-manhwa that everyone used as a jump-scare thing. You know the one.

(also:
"so you need to clear your tides with her"
tides?)

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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>Computer Zombie: make like that one horror web-manhwa that everyone used as a jump-scare thing. You know the one.

(also:
"so you need to clear your tides with her"
tides?)

i

don't really know

i thought that was a phrase

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Edit: I am also enjoying the balls off of this adventure. (Whatever that means) I would also high five you, but we would need to be in the same room, and I have never seen you wash your hands.

Thank you very much! These always brighten my day.

so HEY, here is another update. Been pretty good about this. We are slowly approaching a scene I have had written in my head for several weeks and it's a pretty defining moment! also very long and might take a day or two! So yeah!

> Ted: Explain EVERYTHING.

>Ted: Play it cool. Act like you were looking for her.

> Ted: If you can't face her, just sit down outside the door. Maybe you can just... say something. Something not stupid. And not have to face her when you say it. Or maybe you can man up enough to actually say it to her face? Maybe not...

No, you need to face what needs to be done, right here, right now. And you need to do it face to face.

You begin to say, "Look, I'm sick of running away just as much as you are, so--"



"No," she interrupts you, "Ted..." She turns her head towards you.



"I'm sick of running away."



"Well, uh," you say, suddenly being the manly guy, "if your keys are back upstairs and you're too tired to go back up them, I'm just gonna bust this door down." He starts readying his shoulder in a circular motion while rubbing it with his other hand.

"I've never busted down any doors before, but I can try."

>janitor: the steps are not gonna beat you! They are just stairs for gods sake. They can't even fuckin move. Vault up the stairs three at a time, wait for nobody, and flex hard at the top step

Hah, you say in your head, suddenly being the old janitor guy for some reason, you haven't done anything that extravagant since you were in Vietnam. If you were that young again, you'd take these stairs to the ring for a good old boxing match and give 'em the old one-two. Show 'em what a professional can do.

But those days are in the past, and now this chipper young man is willing to completely rip a door off it's hinges just so you don't have to trek back upstairs for your keys.

Young people are so nice sometimes.

>Judith: Go fire Larto already!

No, you could never do that. Mr. Smith is a very hard-working employee within the Marketing department. Besides, we're in crisis, so firing someone is in the least of your interests. While he is hard-working, protecting those that can be useful to fighting EXECUTE are top priority. You have also heard that he is currently taking care of Manfreddie's ducks in a closed-off environment, whom are also important to stopping EXECUTE, so he is unknowingly preforming his part. You can only hope he will stay there.

You enter the floor.



Your first intention is to search the walls for the lightswitch. You find one, but it does not seem to work.

You're...not entirely sure why that is. But you investigate further in the offices.



Of course, the EXECUTE zombies are programmed to not attack two people: you, and the BOSS. They will, however, attack you if provoked. Supposedly as a precautionary measure set by the BOSS were you to ever betray him.

Oh, certainly, you would never do that. Hehe...



Hmm.



The sudden influx in zombies is unsettling. You were not aware it has spread further. You're wonder what could have caused this. You only hope the man they call Beetle has not turned into one of them, likely finding refuge within some sort of closet. It's possible that he has turned off the lights to become more easily aware of any passing zombies, and to know whether or not there are any of the floor.

Still, it is deeply unsettling. You must proceed quickly.

Originally posted on MSPA by trulyElse.

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Judith: Call out to him in a non-zombie-provoking manner.

Originally posted on MSPA by Steve Potluck.

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>Ted: We know this situation is not quite the bee's knees, but you need to be understanding here. She is probably going to rip into you and point out all your faults, and you should deal with it for a moment. Then you can explain to her why you had to run off so long ago. She will either understand and forgive you, or won't. But you must take her with you reguardless, for there be zombies about.

Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

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> Beetle: Suddenly, Rambo your way through the zombie horde.

Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.

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> Ted: Shit shit shit, she's rehearsed this conversation! You do NOT want to get into a conversation with a woman who is already crying and knows exactly what she's going to oh fine, just stay and let her do the talking

Originally posted on MSPA by Grutor.

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>Accidentally kick Buttercup.

Originally posted on MSPA by Yamtaggler.

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>I want to see the romance, but I can understand a dramatic scene transition. Let's just see what Beetle is up to. He's the zombie enthusiast, right?

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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Judith: Call out to him in a non-zombie-provoking manner.

"...Mr. Bard?" you call out, although you are not a very loud person, "Are you on this floor? ...Your assistance is needed."

You wait.

There is no reply.



You hear what you believe to be the sound of someone lighting a cigarette with a cigarette lighter.

And they are getting too close.

One of them reaches it's arms out at you.



"A-ah...g-get away!"





Ah!



"B-but...you're not supposed to attack me..."

You hardly get the words out before you gather what's going on.





"Execute her."



You are now the young Finnish girl. Still on the laptop, as always.

Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

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