Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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You should check out the records office first. Maybe they didn't pay some people or something.

Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

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That's nothing compared to pogo sticking down the hallway.

All my funnies, all of it.

Stealth your way through the ventilation shafts. It works in the movies, of course it will work in real life!

Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.

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>Unexpectedly encounter stairs.

Bounce down the stairs like a pro. bask in your pride for a second before sailing through a window.

Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

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Or he could grind down the rails

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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(I'm not even going to put this in spoiler tags, but these suggestions got me cracking up rather loudly and I feel bad for only using a few of them! )

>Unexpectedly encounter stairs.

HOHHHSHIT!

Bounce down the stairs like a pro. bask in your pride for a second before sailing through a window.

You instead slam into the wall above the door.

Like a pro.

And bask in your stupidity until you realize how much your face hurts.

Like a pro.



Ffffffffuck...--











Nice to meet you too.

Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

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>Keep calm and shake her hand!

Wait hold up, where's your mental notes!?

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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Wait hold up, where's your mental notes!?

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SpoilerOH SHIT YOU'VE CAUGHT ME TIME TO RETCON

Edit: The best part about using Dropbox to host pages is you can replace the file and it will instantly update the picture without having to edit the post. I love you Dropbox lets have babies

Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

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>Ted: Attempt to calmly greet this helpful STRANGER! Who you totally don't know! Do a completely terrible job of it.
>Jennifer: Believe this man's strange behavior is a symptom of a mild concussion.

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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>Keep calm and shake her hand!

>Ted: Attempt to calmly greet this helpful STRANGER! Who you totally don't know! Do a completely terrible job of it.
>Jennifer: Believe this man's strange behavior is a symptom of a mild concussion.

She shakes your hand as you're getting up and tells you her name is Jennifer. As you grab her familiar yet unfamiliar hand, it suddenly strikes you that you have not even seen her in person in almost 3 years, and she isn't even aware of it.



She says she's the new receptionist at the front desk and she's supposed to say hi to everyone. She asks what your name is. Not wanting to blow your cover, you say your name is Josh.

Josh Steel.

Alright it's decided probably change your name in the future to that.



Oh okay she just has to do the thing where she tilts her head hnnngh



She turns around to leave and tells you she'll see you later. Another familiar sight that you really would not like to see at this time.



"Wait!"





Do...do you need me to show you around the office?







"I'll be fine."





You suddenly realize that this is going to be really hard. Not because it will be difficult to get her to join you in taking down the company, but that it's difficult to be within five feet of her without completely revealing who you are.

Alright then, so I guess you should get started and find some dirt on the company? Where should you star--

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SpoilerI promise not to derail from Ted's quest to destroy his office, and I absolutely promise the romantic subplot won't put a dent in that, the awesome story and action we're going to be getting into, and the shenanigans and ridiculousness Ted and Jennifer tend to fall in. Especially the action: You'll be seeing Jennifer get into that as much as Ted will. It's simply to make things more interesting as characters. All of this is merely the set up. We'll be getting into the juices of the whole thing soon.

Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

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>Ted: Agress individual who is riding your pogo stick! Why do you even have that pogo stick?!

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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Boss: Come across the impacted wall. Wonder what the heck happened.

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Edit: The best part about using Dropbox to host pages is you can replace the file and it will instantly update the picture without having to edit the post. I love you Dropbox lets have babies

That is, incidentally, my favorite feature of Dropbox as well. BACK OFF, THOSE VIRTUAL BABIES ARE MINE D<

Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

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> Put on sunglasses before you continue your quest. It'll make you so much cooler. Then go raid the boss' office.

Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

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>Assault the person who had your pogo stick

Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.

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Ted: Look at the pretty stars...
Jennifer: Man, he's not fooling anyone with that name. ask his coworkers for his name since he won't give you his real one.

Originally posted on MSPA by Askia.

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first destroy communication!

Then steal all the coffee

hilarious riots will start

Originally posted on MSPA by The NL Penguin.

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Ted: Look around the office to see if anyone uses a computer system with notes like yours, see if you can get dirt off of it?

Originally posted on MSPA by Lubiniki.

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Ted: Look around the office to see if anyone uses a computer system with notes like yours, see if you can get dirt off of it?

^ Seconding.

Originally posted on MSPA by ChemIisan.

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The pogo-sticking is now my wallpaper.

>Replace everyone's desktops with pictures of cats hanging on things.

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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[quote="SNeakyRobot"]> Put on sunglasses before you continue your quest. It'll make you so much cooler[/quote]

You guess you could say I should...



...hop to it.



[quote="Lubiniki"][quote="The NL Penguin"]Ted: Look around the office to see if anyone uses a computer system with notes like yours, see if you can get dirt off of it?[/quote]^ Seconding.[/quote]

You begin to search for computers with the same New Folder sticky note organization system as you.

This one doesn't seem to have it.



Nope, not this one either.



None of these computers have sticky notes! They're all so clean and tidy and disorganized. They all have the same desktop background too. You like to be energy efficient and change yours to a black screen. Therefore, less energy is used in generating a white, bright screen.

All of these neat and tidy computers are beginning to distress you. You KNOW that there has to be at least one untidy folk here.



Oh! There's one.



...What the hell is this.

Some sort of code with two digit numbers and a hexagon beneath it? This man may have a more complicated system than you, and he keeps it to just one sticky note! A modern hero, whoever he or she is.

But because of the code, you can't dig through his or her files. So you just leave it alone.

[quote="ChemIisan"][quote]>Replace everyone's desktops with pictures of cats hanging on things.

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No wait, that's a better idea.

You suppose you could go looking in the personal records. You think those are located in the Boss' office. And holy hell do you not want to go in there right now.

If you can locate him, you could enter his office whenever he isn't in there. But don't run into him. You'll get fired. You think you should go at it like a stealth mission. Follow him around, but keep out of his line of sight.

You think this is a good time for...



METAL GUY
SOLID STEALTH GEAR

>Start
>Options

Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

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>Realize that this is foolish, that you're not likely to pull off 'stealthy' very well. Consider some sort of distraction that vacates the building instead. Wait, is that a fire alarm over there?

Originally posted on MSPA by The Idea Master.

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>Options

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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Start!

Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

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>Options
>>Turn off sound for maximum stealth

Originally posted on MSPA by KilroyWasHere.

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>Options
>Turn up brightness ALL THE WAY

Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.

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>options
>enable fancy hat mode