Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

That's a load of bologna.

okay so slide 3 is also explanatory. here i lay out all the proof for the underdealings of this so-called rehabilitation center ranch heaven dog place

i had to use cows because nobody has meat maps for dogs.

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Okay that's enough crazy talk for today. Now, who's ready to donate their Murderdogs!

that's because they're hidden at granola's house, Granola, hand over the maps. I asked for a well-done dog and you gave me FUCKING RARE

we must demolish the dog-retirement home/dog-meat restaurant

So an interesting thing happened to me last night.

Very interesting.

Beautiful.

Granola I forget which team you're on but if you're with the Glorious Schazer Liberation Front I'm very disappointed.

Also Vote: Pilot because I don't remember what's going on and FUCK YOU FOR VOTING ME (aren't we on the same team though we should be voting Slorange or something).

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OKAY SO SLIDE 4 IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE BECAUSE OF MOTIVE

SO IN CONCLUSION I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY GRANOLA ISN'T SHARING THIS WITH ME

WHY GRANOLA I THOUGHT WE WERE AT LEAST ACQUANTANCES I THINK YOU SHOULD SHARE IMMORTALITY WITH ACQUAINTANCES, DON'T YOU????????????????????

I fight for no man! My only allegiance is to the noble Murderdog!

Gimme your dog Pala.

Also Credit you're probably thinking of the nearby Canola Ranch. We serve no dogs here that'd just be silly ha ha let's move on.

Vroom vroom.

Well now, it may be day, but the coldest is yet to come (mainly because it was so late in the day that the sun had started setting and diminishing its solar input). Fear not; with the five straight days of sun, we could get up to 13C (55F).

Also, let's try to lynch someone today, okay? We don't want to "leave" it to Beruru.

granola you cannot ignore me I'LL NEVER GO AWAY

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Also amos, kieros: gimme your Murderdog.

Lynch: Granolaman

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So I do other things for a couple of hours and come back here and I have no idea what's going on.

i just realized this

guys... you realize that granola is diverting you from a really important Beruru vote as well.

HE HAZ THE PICKELZ.

malky you're not helping, you don't want to be PICKLED do you?!?!?!?

VOTE: beruru

i'll tell you what's going on INJUSTICE

EVERYBODY JOIN ME

JOIN ME IN TAKING THIS TYRANT DOWN

THIS MURDERDOG BURGER TYRANT

YOU CAN'T SILENCE ME, GRANOLA. THIS IS JUSTICE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR!

YOU CAN'T --

Okay, whose axe is that?

Okay, whose axe is that?

why, it was THE PICKLED CATBOY WITH RUSSIA WEARING A HAT OVER HIS PLANT HEAD.

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Also amos, kieros: gimme your Murderdog.

I'm sorry, but my Canes Occisum Nyanza is busy helping me solve the Continuum hypothesis. Did you know that Gödel's Incompleteness theorem only applies to humans? I'm sure to win a Field's with his help.

HE HAZ THE PICKELZ.

Why is it bad that Beruru has the pickles if she can't use them?

I... thought she could? Why can't she use them?

Also it's bad that she gets the pickles because me and her never justified for why we wanted the pickles.

Oh yeah forgot.

Really not happy with invincipowerbear who is also not going to be doing anything so Vote: beruru.

Great. Just great.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PEOPLE LET YOUR MURDERDOGS RUN LOOSE. PEOPLE GET MURDERED.

I didn't want to have to do this, but you people are resisting and hapless crazy bystanders are getting hurt

RELEASE THE NEUTERBOTS

that's bolded that looks like a bad thing

Para do the neuterbots exist

is there now going to be a neuterbot war?

im holdin out for a hero

[Da Rules]
Everyone has 24 hours to construct their defenses against the Neuterbots.
If your fortifications are sufficient, your Murderdogs' Murderdongs are safe for another day.
If they are insufficient, your Murderdog is removed from the gene pool.
You may use whatever you have lying around to construct your defenses.
Please donate to the Granola Ranch Murderdog Handler Foundation
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