TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE

oh my god you are a triceratops



you like eat grass and junk
and sometimes you stare at clouds

what are you gonna do today

PUNCH THAT BUSH
AND THAT GROUND
PUNCH THE SKY

You're stuck in a rut. Today you're going to shake things up.

Today, you are going to eat a cloud and stare at the grass!

today you have lofty ambitions

you are going to eat...A CLOUD!

You're stuck in a rut. Today you're going to shake things up.

Today, you are going to eat a cloud and stare at the grass!

Stand on your head to accomplish this.

find your neck!

wow that cloud looks especially delicious


you have always wanted to eat a cloud but only the tricolortopses have the ability to do that


this is so unfair you take out all your rage on that bush YEAH

there's a bitey creature in that bush oh no

>blast a stream of hate out of your eyes, setting fire to the land

eat that bush and that grass oh yes that grass consume it.

bush: ascend to godhood

>Eat the small grass tuft.

>Locate more things to punch!

AUGH WHAT THE JESUS THERE WAS A FISH IN THE BUSH



NO You are TIRED OF THIS STUPID WORLD
there are FISHES in the BUSHES and OTHER PEOPLE GET TO EAT THE CLOUDS
and it's NOT FAIR AAAAAARGH



oh okay you didn't know you could do that

Go show that to one of those cloud-eating jerks, maybe you can threaten them into bringing you some cloud.

oh man it looks like your sudden rage has summoned a tricolortops!
heavenly spectral light shines down on you as it decends from the searing sky



maybe this fool will share some cloud with you



HEY FOOL SHARE SOME CLOUD WITH ME



"calm down. there is no need to be upset. the clouds were not meant for you. this is the way it is meant to be."

what the god is that supposed to mean

Accuse him of racism.

It means she's a HUGE DICK

PUNCH HER FACE IN THE FACE

WOW THESE COLORFUL JERKS ARE EVEN MORE RACIST THAN YOU THOUGHT
clouds should be for everyone END THE OPRESSION



you punch that fool RIGHT IN THE FACE
YEAH
MONSTER TRUCKS



upon contact with a solid creature it condenses into a crystal of pure color
what will you do

EAT IT. ABSORB ITS POWERS.

Declare yourself king. Set fire to anyone who disagrees with your declaration. Then set the crystal into your crown.

Shoot eye lasers through it and hold a disco rave party

The roof will be on fire one way or another

Stick it up your nose.

> Eat it

> Hold on to it forever more.