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04-04-2013, 01:18 AM
Oh yeah I forgot to add the link to my last message
Doesn't it just make you feel warm and salty inside?
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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30)
04-04-2013, 02:43 AM
Ok am I the the only one here who is too old to be carded???
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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30)
04-04-2013, 02:59 AM
vote: Gene
it's been a while
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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30)
04-04-2013, 03:03 AM
Alright then let's try this again
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I WILL HAVE MY RED DRINK I SWEAR
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04-04-2013, 03:16 AM
If you insist
Don't drink Murderdini guys
Just Don't
Also i won't mind making the drink images since THE CURRENT BARTENDER IS SUCH A SLACKOFF THAT MEANS YOU WHEAT
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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30)
04-04-2013, 03:24 AM
I am so sorry AlmightyDini, I'll make another.
*makes*
"So, what are you doing lynching tonight?"
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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30)
04-04-2013, 04:12 AM
bartender: all the wine you have pls. just put it on my tab, ok? i will come back and pay for it later. if someone kills me, just make them pay for it. it'll probably work and they probably won't shoot you for it.
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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30)
04-04-2013, 05:45 AM
Now now just because we have to kill some one doesn't mean we cant settle our difference like gentlemen...
Until the drunken bar fight starts and all hell breaks loose.
bartender fill'er up (i will drink the murdertini)
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04-04-2013, 05:49 AM
Hmm, seems like a popular enough drink. Also, I don't much care for hanging people while sober - what better way to get your lynching buzz on to then the drink the obvious murderer is named after?
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04-04-2013, 08:40 AM
wehres the booze
is the abrtender even here?????
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04-04-2013, 09:07 AM
i don't really know what's going on here but i'm down for some alcohol
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04-04-2013, 09:17 AM
like a message from god Vote mirdini. how can people ignore that i swear.
Also im thirsty so Bartender fill 'er up: (SouthenComfort)
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04-04-2013, 09:19 AM
what about music if its a part ywe need music yes???
or is this not a game but just a performance art piece about roleplaying getting drunk in the middle of some poor kid's book report
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04-04-2013, 09:22 AM
can i replacement kill everyone is that a thing i can do
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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30)
04-04-2013, 11:04 AM
(04-03-2013, 08:12 PM)Drakenforge Wrote: »Vote: Sruix because I feel out-British'd at times.
Only at times? Good grief, I must not be doing my job properly...
(so the internet tells me that you can put brandy or rum in hot, black tea and have it not be a disaster)
(I may have to try this later)
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04-04-2013, 11:07 AM
para do we have bar-tals i want to see what the most requested drink is
becuse then we can just make one giant drink and give everyone fun straws to drink it with and it will definitely be sanitary because of the high alcohol content :3
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04-04-2013, 11:17 AM
protip im pretty sure mirdini doesn't count as a player
also woosh and pagan's spots are up for replacement-killing, probably
so if anyone wants to get their head in the game this is probably the time to do so
the more active posters we have, the more fun~~~~
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04-04-2013, 12:04 PM
im waaaaaaaaaaitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
vote murderdini because obviously voting the person who is responsible for the 29/30 in the playerlist is going to reveal what is up with that thing
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04-04-2013, 12:11 PM
(04-04-2013, 11:04 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »(so the internet tells me that you can put brandy or rum in hot, black tea and have it not be a disaster)
(I may have to try this later)
What, you've never tried having tea with (gin)ger?
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04-04-2013, 12:19 PM
(04-04-2013, 12:11 PM)Drakenforge Wrote: » (04-04-2013, 11:04 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »(so the internet tells me that you can put brandy or rum in hot, black tea and have it not be a disaster)
(I may have to try this later)
What, you've never tried having tea with (gin)ger?
Ginger, yes, but not gin. I don't really do alcohol, except for cider because come on I'm from the West Country.
I am not a good drunk; this has been ascertained on a few occasions now
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04-04-2013, 12:30 PM
(04-04-2013, 09:22 AM)beruru Wrote: »can i replacement kill everyone is that a thing i can do Sure, Beru. Kill everyone. You are now the entire scum team and town and third parties and whatnot. Have fun with that game.
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04-04-2013, 01:57 PM
Wait Kieros are you suggesting that she is multiple people?
Because if so then holy crap
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04-04-2013, 02:16 PM
But does this bar serve bar-beque?
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04-04-2013, 02:45 PM
Oh hi Seedy
Vote: Seedy
Forgot you were playing, I'm sorry : (
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RE: Oh God Why: A Clusterfuck, By Paranoia - DAY ONE: MAFTRIMONIAL MAYHEM (30/30)
04-04-2013, 03:46 PM
Okay, I've read over things and I'm a little confused.
So I'm very disappointed in you all, because I should be way more confused than that.
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