RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-02-2019, 04:33 PM
It turns out bananas are lobsters. Do with this information what you will.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-02-2019, 04:33 PM
It turns out bananas are lobsters. Do with this information what you will.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-02-2019, 10:57 PM
open the banana door to your heart
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-03-2019, 03:43 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-03-2019, 03:44 PM by Numbers.
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it turns out this isn't a banana
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-03-2019, 03:46 PM
it turns out you need to compress enough bananas into a single space that it makes a singularity. then you can use the gravitational pull to suck the peel away.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-05-2019, 01:26 AM
it turns out you need to take a banana exam. 'naning is hard work, y'know, and only the most studious and scholarly among us can elucidate their nature and reap the rewards of bananacademia.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:18 PM
it turns out you need to melt a bunch of bananas and then pour them in a vat of water. when the bananas solidify into a prince rupert drop, break it and the peel will shatter off, revealing the unpeeled banana
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:22 PM
it turns out bananas are actually prima materia and you must create the philosopher's stone using them
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:23 PM
it turns out bananas are like onions: they have layers
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:24 PM
it turns out you must use a pocket knife to whittle away the peel
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-18-2019, 04:26 PM by Numbers.)
it turns out you must compress a lot of bananas into a small enough space that the bananas undergo nuclear fusion
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:28 PM
it turns out you must compress a lot of bananas into a small enough space that the potassium atoms become condensed enough that they begin acting as a nuclear reactor
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:29 PM
it turns out you must extract the energy from both of these processes to power a peeled-banana factory
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:30 PM
it turns out you need to oxidize the bananas' atoms really fast
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:31 PM
it turns out you need to rearrange the banana's atoms into cubes of each respective element, and then consume those cubes one by one
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:31 PM
it turns out you must use a laser mill to cut it into the shape of a slightly smaller banana
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:32 PM
it turns out you need to solve for x
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:35 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-18-2019, 04:36 PM by Numbers.
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it turns out you need to extract the inside through osmosis
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:36 PM
it turns out all bananers banana bananas
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:37 PM
it turns out that if you're tired of peel, peel, peeling, you need to stop and use the handy-peel
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:38 PM
it turns out nonagon infinity peels the banana
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-18-2019, 04:39 PM
it turns out there's not enough time
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-21-2019, 03:29 PM
it turns out you must apply acupuncture
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
10-21-2019, 03:29 PM
it turns out banana peels are coiled like springs and one tap will make it explode
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