RE: Notail Simulator 2018 (5/25) x3
06-26-2018, 04:42 PM
"We should follow the E-classes going to the area with the bones. That might be fun. =3"
"I don't know if bones equals fun but sure. >=3"
You and Tiger kid start following the group, but you start to lag behind.
You get distracted by the green liquid. You quickly grab a bone, one that's oddly more fresh than most of the other bones you've encountered so far, and dip it into the liquid.
It's very thin like water. You study the bone while still keeping a fair distance away from the others. Tiger kid has struck up a conversation with the others. An unintended distraction.
The bone shows no damage to it. It's at least not some acid that's for sure.
It wouldn't hurt.
It wouldn't hurt to drink some of it.
You get on your knees at one of the numerous puddles everywhere and pull back your face. You dip your hands into it, collecting a fair bit.
You hear the group stop, and you consider rethinking what you're doing, but it's far too late. You drink the liquid in your hand.
It's oddly disappointing. It just tastes like water, and yet once you finish drinking everything that was in your hand, you immediately dip your hand back in.
Someone pulls you by the back of your shirt and the water you held falls to the ground. It's one of the other E-classes.
"We were told not to drink that E-2732! xuo"
"It's ok; it's just water. =3"
"Green water! xuo"
"Mmhmm! =3"
"From the ground! xuo"
"Uh huh! =3"
"That's been in here for Neo blessing how long! xuo"
"That's the one! =3"
The E-class rubs their face.
"Well, I guess you are ok. xuo"
"D-Do you think that means it's ok to drink the water. :V"
"Yes. xuo"
"Ok well, I'm just going to-"
"No! No, wait! Do NOT drink it! Just because it's safe to drink the water doesn't mean you should. We have clean water! xuo"
"Alright. I won't..... :V"
You pull your face back down and get up. You feel a headache coming on, but you suspect that's only because of how loudly the one E-class can yell. After they look you over a few times to make sure you're ok they tell you to walk in front of them. You're handed one of the flashlights and shrug, whatever; you're ok with this you guess.
You sweep the flashlight back and forth. There's nothing of note other than even more bones ahead of you.
You blink.
"I don't know if bones equals fun but sure. >=3"
You and Tiger kid start following the group, but you start to lag behind.
You get distracted by the green liquid. You quickly grab a bone, one that's oddly more fresh than most of the other bones you've encountered so far, and dip it into the liquid.
It's very thin like water. You study the bone while still keeping a fair distance away from the others. Tiger kid has struck up a conversation with the others. An unintended distraction.
The bone shows no damage to it. It's at least not some acid that's for sure.
It wouldn't hurt.
It wouldn't hurt to drink some of it.
You get on your knees at one of the numerous puddles everywhere and pull back your face. You dip your hands into it, collecting a fair bit.
You hear the group stop, and you consider rethinking what you're doing, but it's far too late. You drink the liquid in your hand.
It's oddly disappointing. It just tastes like water, and yet once you finish drinking everything that was in your hand, you immediately dip your hand back in.
Someone pulls you by the back of your shirt and the water you held falls to the ground. It's one of the other E-classes.
"We were told not to drink that E-2732! xuo"
"It's ok; it's just water. =3"
"Green water! xuo"
"Mmhmm! =3"
"From the ground! xuo"
"Uh huh! =3"
"That's been in here for Neo blessing how long! xuo"
"That's the one! =3"
The E-class rubs their face.
"Well, I guess you are ok. xuo"
"D-Do you think that means it's ok to drink the water. :V"
"Yes. xuo"
"Ok well, I'm just going to-"
"No! No, wait! Do NOT drink it! Just because it's safe to drink the water doesn't mean you should. We have clean water! xuo"
"Alright. I won't..... :V"
You pull your face back down and get up. You feel a headache coming on, but you suspect that's only because of how loudly the one E-class can yell. After they look you over a few times to make sure you're ok they tell you to walk in front of them. You're handed one of the flashlights and shrug, whatever; you're ok with this you guess.
You sweep the flashlight back and forth. There's nothing of note other than even more bones ahead of you.
You blink.
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Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.
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You're laying on your back.
Why are you laying on your back?
You shoot up while reaching for your fallen flashlight, believing that you somehow slipped and fell.
You can't find the flashlight.
You're not in the temple. You don't know where you are. The room is clean and sterile. A medical room. This was definitely a medical room. You hop out of bed, feeling just fine. There's a mirror in the room which you peer into, you nothing seems amiss. Opening the door, you exit the room and head into the lobby where no one else is around. You leave the small building. It's quite dark outside, and only a few kids are lingering about. One of them cocks their head to the side as you exit before realizing something.
"Oh! Don't move! Just head back inside, I'll get the doctor. :V"
You remember that E-class from what felt like just minutes ago. You're confused about what happened, so you head back to your room.
It took far longer than you thought it would but finally, a few people entered the room.
"E-2732! Are you back to normal? >=3"
"What happened? I remember being in the temple and now I'm suddenly here. =3"
"Oh geez. That happened nearly a year ago.... >=3"
"What. =3"
E-4 leans against the door and folds their arms.
"You drank pesticide. <:)"
"Pesticide. =3"
"Pesticide. <:)"
"Pesticide. =3"
"Pesticide. <:)"
"Pesticide. =3"
"Now you're just doing this for fun. <:)"
"What do you mean I drank pesticide? =3"
"You.....drank pesticide. I had my suspicions that the green water was actually pesticide when I came across a giant lake just covered with the corpses of insects, but no one told me you drank it. <:)"
"Have I been in recovery for a whole year? =3"
"No, you actually became second in command. <:)"
"You were so friendly and helpful towards everyone. >=3"
"You saved us from...whatever was that thing we saw in the temple. xuo"
"You were amazing. :V"
"But about four months ago you started acting, weirder than you did when you started changing. <:)"
"How so? =3"
"Oh you know, you started eating animals. <:)"
"That's not a bad thing. =3"
"Raw. xuo"
"Ok, that's pretty bad. =3"
"You really lost your sense of self-preservation. I had to stop you from doing really dangerous things. >=3"
"You just got really weird. We sort of watched you degrade for about three months before going, I guess we should take you to a doctor. We were asked when you started acting up, and someone said you drank what I told you not to. <:)"
"I guess we should have mentioned that the day it happened, but we weren't thinking about it after the stuff that happened in the temple. >=3"
"And that's why none of you are second in command. <:)"
This was a lot of info to take in.
"Where's my stuff? =3"
"Oh, I'll go get it for you E-2732. I've been keeping it safe. >=3"
The adult S-class who looks frankly extremely annoyed to have been woken up for this enters the room just about the same time Tiger kid gets back. While Tiger kid takes out some of his stuff, he stored in your bag the S-class flips through your notes before stating in a monotoned manner,
"You're E-2732, right? B}"
"That's me. =3"
"Right, so due to the consumption of pesticides we had to replace your antennas so, please allow a few months for them to adjust. B}"
"New ante-"
"You also have a mutation that unfortunately is now permanent. You have to visit a doctor each year to file down your horns least they fuse to your antennas. While this-"
"I have hor-"
The S-class gets more annoyed and speaks louder so you can't edge a question in.
"While this won't affect how they function, once they fuse you will be unable to file them back down without having to rip out your antenna's which will be extremely unpleasant for everyone involved. B}"
"So who do I-"
"Lastly considering it did take a whole year for this to be reported it was not very easy to remove your affected antennas without some minor damage to the brain. B}"
"Minor bra-"
"Now this shouldn't affect you too deeply, but you will have some motor skill issues. Working on your motor skills, maybe even some possible therapy once you get out of the woods should be able to return you to a fair state. I will admit I'm actually not sure if this is caused by the replacement as your files from your village do state "motor skills extremely lacking." so it's possible nothing has changed at all. B}"
"But-"
"Anyway, make sure to get out of this room by morning. I don't have anyone else who needs it, but I don't want you here unless you're injured. Goodbye and good night. B}"
And just like that, she was gone.
"I...m-missed a w-whole year of my life. =3"
Tiger kid hands you your bag.
"You have ten whole knives in there. Even when the pesticides were messing with your brain, you didn't stop collecting them. >=3"
"Oh, nice. I'm ok with this now. =3"
You start pulling out every single one of your knives.
"E-2732 please don't do this. <:)"
You put every single one of your knives in your hands at once. You can barely hold them all.
"These are some beautiful knives. =3"
"Do you have to hold all of them at once like that? <:)"
"Yes. =3"
"But why? <:)"
You point both handfuls of knives at E-4.
"Are you going to stop me? =3"
"Fair point. <:)"
Why are you laying on your back?
You shoot up while reaching for your fallen flashlight, believing that you somehow slipped and fell.
You can't find the flashlight.
You're not in the temple. You don't know where you are. The room is clean and sterile. A medical room. This was definitely a medical room. You hop out of bed, feeling just fine. There's a mirror in the room which you peer into, you nothing seems amiss. Opening the door, you exit the room and head into the lobby where no one else is around. You leave the small building. It's quite dark outside, and only a few kids are lingering about. One of them cocks their head to the side as you exit before realizing something.
"Oh! Don't move! Just head back inside, I'll get the doctor. :V"
You remember that E-class from what felt like just minutes ago. You're confused about what happened, so you head back to your room.
It took far longer than you thought it would but finally, a few people entered the room.
"E-2732! Are you back to normal? >=3"
"What happened? I remember being in the temple and now I'm suddenly here. =3"
"Oh geez. That happened nearly a year ago.... >=3"
"What. =3"
E-4 leans against the door and folds their arms.
"You drank pesticide. <:)"
"Pesticide. =3"
"Pesticide. <:)"
"Pesticide. =3"
"Pesticide. <:)"
"Pesticide. =3"
"Now you're just doing this for fun. <:)"
"What do you mean I drank pesticide? =3"
"You.....drank pesticide. I had my suspicions that the green water was actually pesticide when I came across a giant lake just covered with the corpses of insects, but no one told me you drank it. <:)"
"Have I been in recovery for a whole year? =3"
"No, you actually became second in command. <:)"
"You were so friendly and helpful towards everyone. >=3"
"You saved us from...whatever was that thing we saw in the temple. xuo"
"You were amazing. :V"
"But about four months ago you started acting, weirder than you did when you started changing. <:)"
"How so? =3"
"Oh you know, you started eating animals. <:)"
"That's not a bad thing. =3"
"Raw. xuo"
"Ok, that's pretty bad. =3"
"You really lost your sense of self-preservation. I had to stop you from doing really dangerous things. >=3"
"You just got really weird. We sort of watched you degrade for about three months before going, I guess we should take you to a doctor. We were asked when you started acting up, and someone said you drank what I told you not to. <:)"
"I guess we should have mentioned that the day it happened, but we weren't thinking about it after the stuff that happened in the temple. >=3"
"And that's why none of you are second in command. <:)"
This was a lot of info to take in.
"Where's my stuff? =3"
"Oh, I'll go get it for you E-2732. I've been keeping it safe. >=3"
The adult S-class who looks frankly extremely annoyed to have been woken up for this enters the room just about the same time Tiger kid gets back. While Tiger kid takes out some of his stuff, he stored in your bag the S-class flips through your notes before stating in a monotoned manner,
"You're E-2732, right? B}"
"That's me. =3"
"Right, so due to the consumption of pesticides we had to replace your antennas so, please allow a few months for them to adjust. B}"
"New ante-"
"You also have a mutation that unfortunately is now permanent. You have to visit a doctor each year to file down your horns least they fuse to your antennas. While this-"
"I have hor-"
The S-class gets more annoyed and speaks louder so you can't edge a question in.
"While this won't affect how they function, once they fuse you will be unable to file them back down without having to rip out your antenna's which will be extremely unpleasant for everyone involved. B}"
"So who do I-"
"Lastly considering it did take a whole year for this to be reported it was not very easy to remove your affected antennas without some minor damage to the brain. B}"
"Minor bra-"
"Now this shouldn't affect you too deeply, but you will have some motor skill issues. Working on your motor skills, maybe even some possible therapy once you get out of the woods should be able to return you to a fair state. I will admit I'm actually not sure if this is caused by the replacement as your files from your village do state "motor skills extremely lacking." so it's possible nothing has changed at all. B}"
"But-"
"Anyway, make sure to get out of this room by morning. I don't have anyone else who needs it, but I don't want you here unless you're injured. Goodbye and good night. B}"
And just like that, she was gone.
"I...m-missed a w-whole year of my life. =3"
Tiger kid hands you your bag.
"You have ten whole knives in there. Even when the pesticides were messing with your brain, you didn't stop collecting them. >=3"
"Oh, nice. I'm ok with this now. =3"
You start pulling out every single one of your knives.
"E-2732 please don't do this. <:)"
You put every single one of your knives in your hands at once. You can barely hold them all.
"These are some beautiful knives. =3"
"Do you have to hold all of them at once like that? <:)"
"Yes. =3"
"But why? <:)"
You point both handfuls of knives at E-4.
"Are you going to stop me? =3"
"Fair point. <:)"
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In the morning the E-classes gather you up. There surprisingly isn't many of them there. You had many questions, and the S-class seemed too busy, or just generally uncaring to answer them for you, so you asked the group hoping they would know more as they picked up supplies at a store.
"Why would pesticide make me act weird? =3"
"We have no idea! My tailmic ended up drinking tons of it when I wasn't paying attention, and it didn't kill it. Just look at this! :V"
The E-class runs out before calling her tailmic over for you to look at.
"Why would pesticide make me act weird? =3"
"We have no idea! My tailmic ended up drinking tons of it when I wasn't paying attention, and it didn't kill it. Just look at this! :V"
The E-class runs out before calling her tailmic over for you to look at.
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"She's got stripes, and she's got spikes. =3"
"She's much cooler looking now, though she has changed in personality a bit. Very strange pesticide indeed. :V"
"I saw a lake of dead insects, so we know for sure it works, it just didn't work on this tailmic. Maybe it has some sort of fail rate. It's not worth wondering about it too deeply about it right now. We're planning on heading to the temple next year with a few more people. I know there has to be better artifacts than the one I got deeper inside, but we had to leave in a hurry due to, some....monster I guess. We'll be more prepared to fight it if need be later. <:)"
"I also wouldn't mind knowing why that place needed so much pesticide. Insects jumped and flew to their deaths over the stuff. <:)"
"They must have been really entomophobic. >=3"
"I'm not over exaggerating when I said I saw a lake of the stuff. That temple is so much bigger than we thought it was. As long as we can make sure people don't drink any liquids, we'll be able to gather so much from it. I think informing people that the delicious looking liquid they want to drink is pesticide may dissuade them from it. <:)"
"Anyway E-2732, it's likely you won't be second in command anymore, considering you were under the effects of pesticide when you did all those things. If you're still interested in attempting, you can follow me for the end of winter and spring. Else just make sure you get back to this location by the start of summer. <:)"
E-4 marks down where they'll be by the start of summer. It seems while you were out the group traveled quite a bit.
"She's much cooler looking now, though she has changed in personality a bit. Very strange pesticide indeed. :V"
"I saw a lake of dead insects, so we know for sure it works, it just didn't work on this tailmic. Maybe it has some sort of fail rate. It's not worth wondering about it too deeply about it right now. We're planning on heading to the temple next year with a few more people. I know there has to be better artifacts than the one I got deeper inside, but we had to leave in a hurry due to, some....monster I guess. We'll be more prepared to fight it if need be later. <:)"
"I also wouldn't mind knowing why that place needed so much pesticide. Insects jumped and flew to their deaths over the stuff. <:)"
"They must have been really entomophobic. >=3"
"I'm not over exaggerating when I said I saw a lake of the stuff. That temple is so much bigger than we thought it was. As long as we can make sure people don't drink any liquids, we'll be able to gather so much from it. I think informing people that the delicious looking liquid they want to drink is pesticide may dissuade them from it. <:)"
"Anyway E-2732, it's likely you won't be second in command anymore, considering you were under the effects of pesticide when you did all those things. If you're still interested in attempting, you can follow me for the end of winter and spring. Else just make sure you get back to this location by the start of summer. <:)"
E-4 marks down where they'll be by the start of summer. It seems while you were out the group traveled quite a bit.
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