ted talk titles

Ghostmodernism and You: How to distrust any notion not coming directly from an apparition

"I Drank Dirty Water And Vomited All The Toxins Out Of My Body And So Can You"

The Tao of Muttley: Off Season Careers in Classical Chinese Literature

Spaghetti Code: How Polymeric Carbohydrates are Revolutionizing the Way We Think

I Threw A Battery In The Garbage, And Then Was Arrested.

Stop Trusting the Sun: It Wants to Eat The City of Tulsa, Oklahoma

Neuroscience Machine Learning Diet: Suggesting Next Meals from Food Photos to Look Great by Only Eating Photogenic Recipes

Reverse Psychology Social Engineering: How I Used a Ridiculously Fake Russian Accent to Infiltrate Intelligence Agencies Worldwide (Including Russia’s)

Fashionable Genetic Anomalies: Your Third Eye Is Sexy Too

Flan-cover Vancouver: I Have Encased the City Hosting These Talks in Custard AhahahahaHAAAAA

You Won’t Carry a Calculator with You, Adults Use Cursive, and 48 Other Bad Sales Pitches Used in Elementary Schools

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technically, they're right. you won't be carrying a calculator with you because it's going to be built into the computer you're using to work anyway

so why math even?

ok that's a lie i calculate taxes in my head when in line for groceries but my point stands!

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technically, they're right. you won't be carrying a calculator with you because it's going to be built into the computer you're using to work anyway

so why math even?

ok that's a lie i calculate taxes in my head when in line for groceries but my point stands!

TBF when I was in elementary school it was one of the last years where it wasn’t crystal clear that people today would be carrying around cat picture transmission devices with the power of, like, 50 N64s glued together.