Misfortuna: a fortuna fanventure

>check the character sheets.

>Alright. Now. Why is there a dead person?
>Cause I'm pretty sure it wasn't old age that did this.

>Look at the dead person and scream again anyway-

>Both of youz: Notice dead person, scream in perfect harmony

>Judging by the hole in their head?
>Yes. Very dead.

>just ignore the obviously dead person. Head to the ship!

>Naawwww they're just... not gonna get up for a very long time.

>Who did you buy it from?
(change topic)

[it succeeds!]

> He totally wasn't a demon of any sort, just a normal cool bro and- OH GOD HE DUMPPED HIS DEAD BODY ON ME.

>The ship's AI was a totally rad Helios!

Hey...sorry for being quiet again, I remembered that my sister is supposed to be in the second patron slot and I had to look for her..

Hello player, I am Fraus, goddess of fraud and foolery

Also don't make my brother cry or I will end you

Fraus please don't...

> Check the control room.

somebody left their face here