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11-24-2017, 08:16 AM
"Golly! I look fantastic to-day, as do we all, but it is a shame."
"I stand before you to tell you grim news- the time has come. Beauty is fading from the world. We must begin preparing for our journey to the Valley of the Goblin."
"Fellow elves, there is much to be excited for- we will know the unknowable. A new experience awaits us. Embrace it, for it is time for us to die."
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11-24-2017, 05:07 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-24-2017, 05:08 PM by Coolacanth.)
"I am ready to climb into the hole of darkness, embracing true oblivion as I watch the light of my cool flaming arrow burn to a cold cinder. Let us away forthwith."
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11-27-2017, 05:34 PM
(11-24-2017, 05:07 PM)Coolacanth Wrote: »embracing true oblivion
"Your task ahead will be arduous, fellow elves. Please, buy some potions to aid in your travels."
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11-28-2017, 04:21 PM
"Thank you, kind Thoronir. Your everlasting vodka drink's will transport us to an appropriate mental state as we transport ourselves to the dank pits of the Goblins. Let us all gather our glasses together and touch them gently, gingerly, and then shout a word of elfhood and swallow 'til our esophaguses burn. So shall we christen our journey!"
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11-29-2017, 12:16 AM
"Hey, what's up everybody?"
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12-01-2017, 12:57 AM
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(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
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12-01-2017, 01:22 PM
"Welcome, snow elf cousins, to our humble village. May I take advantage of you with inferior deals offer you an apple? Only 5 gold pieces!"
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(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
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12-01-2017, 05:50 PM
"We purchase because our souls are empty. Rather than fill your souls with apples, my friends, we must climb down into this hole here. Who is with me?"
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12-01-2017, 08:06 PM
Elf screech
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12-02-2017, 09:49 AM
"I'm not looking at you."