the SUPER DUPER OFFICIAL MadLibs thread (not actually official)

ok so someone will post a sentence with blanks then someone will fill in said blanks with any word that comes to there mind READY SET FUCKING GO-

There once was a ____ named _____,
Who ____ ____ ___ ___ ___ ____.
And with ____ ____ ____,
They ____ ____ ____ ____;
The ____ ____ ___ ___ ____ no bill!

There once was a tiger named tiger,
Who tiger tiger tiger tiger tiger tiger.
And with tiger tiger tiger,
They tiger ttttttttttttttttttttIIIIOGIjioreig0gg09oi2p1'p;';;l';'l;'l';3;'3333.3...






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bill

Once upon a time ____ ____ ruled. ______ are no longer in control of society now, _____. _______, the potato ________ ______ and was made into a french fry. The new, unstable society freaked out because of this potato's ____ ___. The _____ ______, a(n) _____ of _____ stepped up to ______ carnage. _____ broke it, and it could not be _____. The ___ ______ asked if ____ ______ it on and off _____ _____. But to no avail did this method _____.

(sorry if this isn't that good)