[ERIS]: Downtime Edition: Tricks

>NOT Dr Leorn. If we do, we end up wasting a point by getting Pumpkin and nothing else, or we gamble one point on the hope that more options has someone decent available for 1 point.

>De Lorme & more options. What's Fortuna without a little gambling?

>Maximillian! For the fun of AI. We bought big bird, and we have the Loki AI, now we have an AI crew member. We need more robots.
>Yo Nyx,

Tell ya what, I'll trade you shitposts for shitposts. Whadda say? Let's make a sort of economy, based on memes. A meme based economy, a... memeconomy, if you will.

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Deer god I am so happy that there is an active shitposter character. AUTHOR PERSON! YOU MADE A MISTAKE, LETTING THERE BE AN ACTIVE MEMER WITH ME AROUND

>Maximillian and Pumpkin.

>You decide to just take Maximilian, you can never have too many robots after all! Plus you don't recognize what type of AI he is, it's kind of curious.

>Seems like the only thing you can reassign for player characters like Maximilian from the mod is what their job will be on your crew. Makes enough sense.

Tell ya what, I'll trade you shitposts for shitposts. Whadda say? Let's make a sort of economy, based on memes. A meme based economy, a... memeconomy, if you will.

Player! If I didn't know any better I would think you were flirting with me!

Lmao. Wonder what Erubby would think about this.

> Make Max a beast master.

>Flirt with Nyx. With memes. Flirt with Nyx with memes.

>Seconding beast master for Max.

>

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Flirting with a robotic shitposter through the use of reaction gifs and memes? Stand back ya'll, I got this.

> Make Max a beast master.

seconding

>

> Also yes beastmaster!

>You decide to make Maximillian a beast master, seems like the right job for him.

Only one character left to make, and then fortuna will randomly generate one for you. You wonder what fortuna has in store for you this time...

>Either way, one last character to do. What shall this character be....

> [

>

Every day we stray further from the light.


But no really if I had a stomach I'd be gagging.


What are you doing.


Shitposting/making the player think I care.


What, you've never done this?


No. I have not.


Oh man oh man, ok I GOTTA get you to try this now goetia dude.


Shit I wish I had my camera.


Alright alright, so all you gotta do is like


reach down deep inside


and pull out the unfunniest thing that you ironically laugh at


I shall.....try.


.....





Never do that again.

I think we are going to be friends, demon.

>Krikian
>Tokai
>Random Pronouns
>Ex-Military
>
Str:6
END:7
AGL:3
INT:5
LCK:4
CHR:1
>
Green:
[Pragmatic]
[Cunning]
[Scadenfrued]
Red:
[PTSD]
[Broken]
Blue:
[Nocturnal]
[Sarcastic]
[Tall]

Name: Terry
Pronoun: They/Them
Species: Agnivyr
Job: Ship Mechanic

Strength: 3
Intelligence: 6
Charisma: 6
Endurance: 7
Agility: 2
Luck: 2

Green:[Compassionate][Humorous][Jack of Trades]
Blue:[Chatterbox][Affectionate][Competitive]
Red:[Pyrophobia][Overly Trusting]

> Name: June
Pronoun: she/her
Species: Putley
Job: Theirapst
> STR: 2
END: 3
AGL: 4
INT: 7
CHR: 7
LCK: 3
>
Green
[Respectful]
[Calming Presence]
[Upbeat]
Red
[Passive]
[Doomed]
Blue
[Storyteller]
[Artist]
[Takes Cat Naps]

>if u were a cheeto you would be a hot cheeto
>
>
>

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>Goodness me, I love all of you. That was the best surrealism shitpost I've seen in ages.

Name: Terry
Pronoun: They/Them
Species: Agnivyr
Job: Ship Mechanic

Strength: 3
Intelligence: 6
Charisma: 6
Endurance: 7
Agility: 2
Luck: 2

Green:[Compassionate][Humorous][Jack of Trades]
Blue:[Chatterbox][Affectionate][Competitive]
Red:[Pyrophobia][Overly Trusting]

+1 for Terry

>Stolas, I approve of your sense of humor and request you continue providing these images when Nyx least expects it.

>

>You decide to go with an Agnivyr as your next crew member and fill out some basic starting info. Seems alright so far. The game quickly generates an Agnivyr design for you to change as you please. You can determine the fur color, eye color, and horn shape.

>if u were a cheeto you would be a hot cheeto

>Goodness me, I love all of you. That was the best surrealism shitpost I've seen in ages.

This is so laughably bad holy shit.


I know. Its almost sad.

>Stolas, I approve of your sense of humor and request you continue providing these images when Nyx least expects it.

Player. No. Dont start this.


Dont go uncorking every friggin genie lamp you come across or else you're going to end up with shit li-





Jeesus Fuck

You're welcome.

>These Horns:


>Alright fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine Nyxie. If you're gonna keep rejecting my advances I may need my fainting couch though.

>Hey patrons do you have anything you want on this crew member?

>Terry should have soft brown fur

>Muted Blue color
>Brown Eyes

>You finalize Terry's design. Looks pretty good! You're almost done at last.

>Hey patrons do you have anything you want on this crew member?

I do not desire anything.


I mean, the easiest way to improve on like, anyone is to just


y'know.


MAKE THEM GLORIOUSLY INCANDESCENT





Jus' saying. But nahh. Shit's not cash enough to get any sun boons from me.


Nah. Agnivyr aren't my thing.

>One last look-over, everything seems in order. Fortuna will be generating the last member of your crew, as always. Seems like the crew this round should be pretty interesting. Maybe you should come up with a crew nickname? There was that one time you tried a "Banned" Crew. That was...an experience.

>Final info to fill out: How long the run will be, who to start with and... looks like [Dream Job] is allowing you to choose who it will be applied to. If you leave it blank fortuna will likely choose a crew member at random to change jobs.

>Alright fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine Nyxie. If you're gonna keep rejecting my advances I may need my fainting couch though.

Nyxie

Ew.


Lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao


Ahhhh man. Get Good "Nyxie"


Don't you ever fucking say that again.





FUCKING CHRIST


L M A O


Shit that is fucked up tho stolas.