Flubber the Space Detective

Your name is Flubber.

You are a Private Investigator, you solve any mystery handed to you. It just so happens that a customer gave you a case to solve not moments ago.

His employer was brutally murdered in a seemingly impossible situation. But you know there's a solution. There's ALWAYS a solution.

What will you do?

> Look at the window behind the desk, is that a security camera?

> Look at the window behind the desk, is that a security camera?



You look out the window...

Generic Sci-Fi Building and Skyscraper #826 are always a comforting sight. Ah, the city in the nighttime.

But you don't see any security cameras. Oh well.

> How did (d)the duder die?

> Review all the info you were alredy given and take some notes

before we decide how to solve this case, how are you getting paid? are expenses covered?

>look under the desk

> Review all the info you were already given and take some notes



The man who hired you, going by BDB, was very strange. He phrased everything oddly. He almost certainly knew more than he told you.
The victim was a very mysterious person, leading you to believe it was probably one of his employees, or someone who knew him and could get to him. He never made public appearances, and all pictures you have seen have him blacked out or edited to be unrecognizable in some way.

> Look under desk



Ah ha!
Under your desk, you find your trusty SHOOTERTRON 5000!
You thought you had lost that thing!

> make the panels way smaller

> Jump out the window like some kind of fucking lunatic.

>Wield your shootertron in a very Cyber-noir manner.

> Jump out the window like some kind of fucking lunatic.



You cannot jump out the window like some kind of fucking lunatic as you are no longer inside the room!

>Wield your shootertron in a very Cyber-noir manner.



You are such a hardboiled detective. Anyone who dares compare you to something besides an egg cooked for a little bit too long is not someone who needs to be alive.



The ground seems to be approaching rather quickly. You should probably plan to do something that isn't dying. As your grandpappy once said, "If you are dead you cannot solve mysteries". You always make sure that you listen to this particular saying of grandpappy's.

>Redirect your inertia to fall parallel to the ground.

> Cause a crater from your landing. come out of it unharmed, anything that was under you no so much.

grab a flagpole

>Space grapling hook to the rescue !

> Pray to the god of mysteries for a safe landing.

>Redirect your inertia to fall parallel to the ground.



You quickly activate your jetpack and flail your arms wildly in an attempt to turn yourself sideways so that you will fall sideways. However, you are not very good at altering gravity.



Always look where you're going. You slam into a building, leaving an imprint on the glass as you slide down. Friction then decides that it's really not feeling it today, dropping you straight off the window and onto the sidewalk below.



You land safely on the sidewalk. There seem to be some people hanging around, but they don't seem as interested as they should about the fact that you just fell out of the sky. Rude.

> from now on shoot everyone in the knee caps and interrogate them. someone must know something and the knee capping will give them incentives to tell you anything

>Interrogate that sciencey looking dude as to where your man is.

>Take a space taxi to the scene of the crime.

Get the heck out of there.

>Interrogate that sciencey looking dude as to where your man is.

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Blabberbox
Flubber: WHERE ARE YOUR KNEES
Sciencey Dude: What are you doing?!?
Flubber: YOUR COAT HIDES THEM! But I know you can't keep this up.
Flubber: One day they will be seen... and when that day comes...
Sciencey Dude: Who even-
Flubber: SILENCE! ANSWER ME!

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Blabberbox
Sciencey Dude: Maybe I would if I even knew who you were!
Flubber: Fair enough
Sciencey Dude: oh thank god
Flubber: I am FLUBBER! Now on to the reason I'm talking to you... What do you know about any MURDERS lately?
Sciencey Dude: I-I have no idea! Are you accusing me? I can assure you that I don't know anything about a murder
Flubber: Awfully nervous for an innocent person, aren't you?
Sciencey Dude: Well, someone drops out of the sky, waves a gun in your face and screams like a lunatic, and asks you about a killer. Would you be just fine with that?
Flubber: Yes, because I am a good law abiding citizen
Sciency Dude: Well th- Um... hello?
Flubber: What
???: Sir, please stand down

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Insector: I'm the Insector. I'm here to investigate someone who was threatening a citizen with a weapon. I take it that was you?
Flubber: Yeah, what of it?
Insector: I understand that everyone is okay, and you had no intent to harm, yadda yadda yadda, but I'm afraid that you'll need to come with me back to HQ.
Flubber: You look like a builder or something. Who are you to arrest me? Maybe you're trying to kidnap me or something.
Insector: I'm an undercover cop, sir. I can call the chief of police right now. Look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Flubber: Hmm...

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Insector: Please, sir, just get in the ship. If you aren't a criminal you should have no problems, this will only take a couple minutes.
Flubber: But I-
Insector: You realize you're coming no matter what you do, right?

PICK ONE
1: You are a law abiding citizen, you'll come with. Besides, he might have info necessary for your case that you could ask about on the way there
2: Interrogate

*Sigh* I really want to go with option 2. But given the high probability that the officer knows nothing, it is best to come with. And question the officer on the way. Emphasis on QUESTION, not interrogate.

Shoot ship's knee cap, which is the fuel cap that causes the ship to explode

(2) with extreme prejudice