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(08-09-2016, 12:25 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »holy shit we live in the future lets teach this robot cat to sing happy birthday
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(08-09-2016, 01:48 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Did you order the pizza? or did THE PIZZA order YOU????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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(08-09-2016, 05:30 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »True fact #1: #6066 #6107 #6109 #6114 #6116 #6130 #6177 #6301 #6307 #6386 #6387 #6388 #6389 #6391
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(08-09-2016, 05:31 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »The above post is by sbnkalny, I'm just here to make sure the Post Making Contest knows about it.
This post passes rule 4! And yeah, I dropped that list of posts in Discord once upon a time - they all passed rule 1 of qwerx's first set, I think?
(08-09-2016, 06:17 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Can I pass rule 3?
Yeah, this post passes rule 3! It's the only rule it passes though...
(08-09-2016, 11:08 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Obviously the best outcome is that Sruix has an uneventful visit to the dentist and leaves without incident but consider Sruix trying to judge the postmake while still groggy from anaesthetic?
This post passes rule 4! The dentist was fine; my teeth are apparently really good, a fact I doubt because my body is a mess in practically ever other respect, but I did get to have some x-rays done. Those were cool. No anaesthetic was involved at any stage of the process, though the wait did nearly make me drop off...
(08-09-2016, 12:25 PM)Robust Laser Wrote: »I think the better option is judging posts while actively having dentistry performed.
This post passes rule 4! Gee, you lot got real good at passing this rule lately...
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08-09-2016, 08:41 PM
(08-09-2016, 06:25 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Rule 1
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(08-09-2016, 06:26 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Rule 2
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(08-09-2016, 06:26 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Rule 3
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(08-09-2016, 06:27 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Rule 4
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holy shit we live in the future lets teach this robot cat to sing happy birthday
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08-09-2016, 08:50 PM
(08-09-2016, 08:49 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »holy shit we live in the future lets teach this robot cat to sing happy birthday
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08-09-2016, 08:52 PM
Can I pass rules 3 and 5?
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08-09-2016, 08:54 PM
(08-09-2016, 08:52 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Can I pass rules 3 and 5?
Nope, only rule 3. Sorry.
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08-09-2016, 08:54 PM
Oh yeah we passed Joysplosion for 10th most viewed a while back, good work all.
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This post is hilarious but passes no rules.
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sruix you are definitely mixing metaphors right now also i meant to type this in discord whoops
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sruix you dingus you done goofed up
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Ix passes CrimsonMage! Dragon Fogel passes Crowstone! g0m passes earthexe, or rather earthexe drops below g0m!
Reyweld passes Shredded and a52! Sruixan adds 2.5% to their percentage and is nearing Akumu!
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08-09-2016, 09:08 PM
Time to meet the cast of the Super Fun Times Ruleset!
Rule 1 would probably disagree with something you said offhandidly in an incredibly unreasonable manner, and then it would start a fight.
Rule 3 would beg you to buy it alcohol.
Rule 5 is actually very accepting so you could probably have a conversation with it, though it may start making "friendly" jabs at you when it discovers an insecurity.
Rule 2 would be one of those people who's just angry about everything and gets real snarky about it.
Rule 4 just doesn't give a fuck... It's the one flipping down its shades and firing finger guns off into the sunset as it crab-walks away from its problems.
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I am Sruixan and this post passes all the rules!
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(08-09-2016, 08:54 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Oh yeah we passed Joysplosion for 10th most viewed a while back, good work all.
This post passes no rules!
(08-09-2016, 09:01 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »This post is hilarious but passes no rules.
This post passes rule 5!
(08-09-2016, 09:02 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »sruix you are definitely mixing metaphors right now also i meant to type this in discord whoops
This post passes rule 4!
(08-09-2016, 09:02 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »sruix you dingus you done goofed up
This post passes rule 2 and 4!
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Ix passes CrimsonMage! Dragon Fogel passes Crowstone! g0m passes earthexe, or rather earthexe drops below g0m!
Reyweld passes Shredded and a52! Sruixan adds 2.5% to their percentage and is nearing Akumu!
This post passes rule 4 and is also very scary!
(08-09-2016, 09:08 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Time to meet the cast of the Super Fun Times Ruleset!
Rule 1 would probably disagree with something you said offhandidly in an incredibly unreasonable manner, and then it would start a fight.
Rule 3 would beg you to buy it alcohol.
Rule 5 is actually very accepting so you could probably have a conversation with it, though it may start making "friendly" jabs at you when it discovers an insecurity.
Rule 2 would be one of those people who's just angry about everything and gets real snarky about it.
Rule 4 just doesn't give a fuck... It's the one flipping down its shades and firing finger guns off into the sunset as it crab-walks away from its problems.
This post passes no rules, though is quite close to rule 2. For context, I described rules 1, 3 and 5 as "approachable", to which Ix queried whether or not I meant that you could have a friendly conversation with them if you met them in the street. Apparently I was not satisfied with the far more concise response of "nope"...
(also I would say 1-3-5-2-4 is nearly a good order to attack these in but given what you've actually achieved so far maybe starting with 3 would be better? I dunno)
(oh and this post is going to become fucking hilarious in retrospect)
(08-09-2016, 09:12 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »This post passes rule 2!
This post passes rule 1!
(08-09-2016, 09:14 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »I am Sruixan and this post passes all the rules!
This post passes rule 1!
(08-09-2016, 09:14 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »This post passes rule 1!
This post passes no rules!
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This post is hilarious but passes rule 1.
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This post is hilarious but passes rule 2.
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