Post making contest 5.0

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Post making contest 5.0
RE: Post making contest
Today's top poster: Ixcaliber (130 posts)
RE: Post making contest
that's a lot of posts what the heck why did you make me post so much sruix?
RE: Post making contest
(08-08-2016, 02:10 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »time to get post 10

Okay I think this has to stop passing rule 4 at this point. It won't pass anything else.

(08-08-2016, 02:10 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »oh look it's the evil sruixan clones back to haunt me like some easter morning spirit

This passes no rules.

(08-08-2016, 02:10 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »time to get to post 9865

This passes no rules.

(08-08-2016, 02:11 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »time to get to post 9865

This passes no rules.

(08-08-2016, 02:11 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(04-21-2016, 11:32 PM)g0m Wrote: »
(04-21-2016, 11:30 PM)a52 Wrote: »g0m g0m

Another "all fiver"

here's post 10 i found it for you qwerx

This passes rule 4 I suppose.

(08-08-2016, 02:12 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »time to get post 9876

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(08-08-2016, 02:12 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Today's top poster: Ixcaliber (130 posts)

This passes no rules.

(08-08-2016, 02:13 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »that's a lot of posts what the heck why did you make me post so much sruix?

I have no answer. This passes no rules.
RE: Post making contest
Night sruix
RE: Post making contest
time to get post 10000
RE: Post making contest
Here's rule three I think I solved it.
RE: Post making contest
(08-08-2016, 02:14 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Night sruix

This post passes no rules!

(08-08-2016, 02:15 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »time to get post 10000

This post passes no rules!

(08-08-2016, 02:17 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Here's rule three I think I solved it.

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RE: Post making contest
(08-08-2016, 01:25 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »ABOLISH RULE FOUR

This post passes rule 2!

(08-08-2016, 01:28 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »And so begin the, and I don't exactly quote, "super excellent fun rules". They have a theme! Well, arguably they have two themes, but the second isn't so much a theme as a serendipitous bit of rules synergy that to my mind has turned out rather nice. The first however is objectively excellent. Honest.

This post passes rule 5 and none of the others. Do you think you can do better?

(also as of this post I don't entirely have a rule 4)

(this is not a problem whatsoever)

This post passes rule 5!

(08-08-2016, 01:40 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »time to get to post 10000

This post passes rule 4!

(08-08-2016, 01:49 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »This post passes rule 2!

This post passes rule 1!

However this post passes rule 3!
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hello
RE: Post making contest
i can do it
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[Image: TinySpider4.jpg]

THIS IS THE MONEY SPIDER QUOTE THIS POST FOR MAXIMUM SUCCESS IN THE POST MAKING COMPETITION
RE: Post making contest
(08-08-2016, 02:19 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 01:25 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »ABOLISH RULE FOUR

This post passes rule 2!

(08-08-2016, 01:28 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »And so begin the, and I don't exactly quote, "super excellent fun rules". They have a theme! Well, arguably they have two themes, but the second isn't so much a theme as a serendipitous bit of rules synergy that to my mind has turned out rather nice. The first however is objectively excellent. Honest.

This post passes rule 5 and none of the others. Do you think you can do better?

(also as of this post I don't entirely have a rule 4)

(this is not a problem whatsoever)

This post passes rule 5!

(08-08-2016, 01:40 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »time to get to post 10000

This post passes rule 4!

(08-08-2016, 01:49 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »This post passes rule 2!

This post passes rule 1!

However this post passes rule 3!

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

(08-08-2016, 02:19 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hello

This post passes no rules.

(08-08-2016, 02:20 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »i can do it

This post passes no rules.

(08-08-2016, 02:21 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »[Image: TinySpider4.jpg]

THIS IS THE MONEY SPIDER QUOTE THIS POST FOR MAXIMUM SUCCESS IN THE POST MAKING COMPETITION

This post passes no rules.
RE: Post making contest
My eyes hurt from trying to read it all.
This is a double haiku, just for your information.
I think I feel like shitposting a lot.
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This is half
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This post pantses no rules.
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Why was six afraid of seven?
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Blabbick, anewhole shil'qua.
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Blackbird, wholewheat qualmish.
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Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja

Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone wonsyat ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Jeongsukhae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeoja
Ittaeda sipeumyeon mukkeotdeon meori puneun yeoja
Garyeotjiman wenmanhan nochulboda yahan yeoja
Geureon gamgakjeogin yeoja

Naneun sanai
Jeomjanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sanai
Ttaega doemyeon wanjeon michyeobeorineun sanai
Geunyukboda sasangi ultungbultunghan sanai
Geureon sanai

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
You know what I'm saying

Oppa Gangnam Style
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Oppa Gangnam Style

[English translation:]

Oppa is Gangnam style
Gangnam style

A girl who is warm and humanly during the day
A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee
A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes
A girl with that kind of twist

I’m a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down
A guy whose heart bursts when night comes
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes
A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all
A sensible girl like that

I’m a guy
A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays
A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two

You know what I’m saying
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh


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(08-08-2016, 02:21 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »[Image: TinySpider4.jpg]

THIS IS THE MONEY SPIDER QUOTE THIS POST FOR MAXIMUM SUCCESS IN THE POST MAKING COMPETITION
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This post passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, i, e and g.

Good job Shredded you won as much as is possible.
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(08-08-2016, 02:26 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »My eyes hurt from trying to read it all.
This is a double haiku, just for your information.
I think I feel like shitposting a lot.

This post passes no rules.

(08-08-2016, 02:30 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »This is half
the normal length
of haiku.

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(08-08-2016, 02:30 AM)Robust Laser Wrote: »This post pantses no rules.

This post, whilst being quite close to rule 5, doesn't actually pass it or any other rules.

(08-08-2016, 02:35 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Why was six afraid of seven?
Show Content

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(08-08-2016, 02:44 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Blabbick, anewhole shil'qua.

This post passes no rules.

(08-08-2016, 02:44 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Blackbird, wholewheat qualmish.

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(08-08-2016, 02:51 AM)Wheat Wrote: »rule 4 is that it quotes this post

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(08-08-2016, 02:51 AM)Wheat Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 02:51 AM)Wheat Wrote: »rule 4 is that it quotes this post

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(08-08-2016, 02:53 AM)Wheat Wrote: »oh wait there's more posts since I left this page open.

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(08-08-2016, 03:13 AM)Sleepy Wrote: »
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja

Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone wonsyat ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Jeongsukhae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeoja
Ittaeda sipeumyeon mukkeotdeon meori puneun yeoja
Garyeotjiman wenmanhan nochulboda yahan yeoja
Geureon gamgakjeogin yeoja

Naneun sanai
Jeomjanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sanai
Ttaega doemyeon wanjeon michyeobeorineun sanai
Geunyukboda sasangi ultungbultunghan sanai
Geureon sanai

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
You know what I'm saying

Oppa Gangnam Style
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Oppa Gangnam Style

[English translation:]

Oppa is Gangnam style
Gangnam style

A girl who is warm and humanly during the day
A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee
A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes
A girl with that kind of twist

I’m a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down
A guy whose heart bursts when night comes
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes
A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all
A sensible girl like that

I’m a guy
A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays
A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two

You know what I’m saying
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh



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(08-08-2016, 02:21 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »[Image: TinySpider4.jpg]

THIS IS THE MONEY SPIDER QUOTE THIS POST FOR MAXIMUM SUCCESS IN THE POST MAKING COMPETITION
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(08-08-2016, 05:32 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
OTTO Wrote:
(08-08-2016, 02:21 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »[Image: TinySpider4.jpg]

THIS IS THE MONEY SPIDER QUOTE THIS POST FOR MAXIMUM SUCCESS IN THE POST MAKING COMPETITION
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This post passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, i, e and g.

Good job Shredded you won as much as is possible.

This post passes rule 1, somewhat hilariously.


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RE: Post making contest
hi sruix how are you feeling?
RE: Post making contest
(08-08-2016, 11:57 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »hi sruix how are you feeling?

I have felt better. This post passes no rules.