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		05-08-2016, 08:43 PM 
	 
	
		
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			SpoilerHey! It's Mismatcher with a completely pointless and satire thing! I just figured I could do this because I'm currently in the biggest writer's block ever and I kind of need some downtime because i'm procrastinating. But anyways, this is basically just an adventure that will be a satire of the common anime genre, Mahou Shoujo. (No, I'm not making fun of it, I absolutely love said genre.) You guys have full control of what kind of story it will end up being, whether it be angsty like Madoka, or more light-hearted like Sailor Moon (which does end up being a feels trip it is inevitable) Or you can turn it into an absolute chaotic mess that will eventually contradict itself, destroying reality and what not. I really have no plans for this, so yeah. The few rules I will give you are these: 
 
1. Please keep your suggestions within the Mahou Shoujo genre. I mean, there will be some leeway, like you can add a sub genre, but yeah. 
 
2. If you're gonna try to make things based off of one anime, try to keep it as stle as possible. 
 
3. Don't try to break reality immediately. It'll happen gradually. 
 
4. Have fun! 
 
(also sorry for the fact the art quality is awful i needed it to be easy to make since it's not really going to be serious) 
		 
 
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It's finally here. The game that was announced in a teaser by X-Infinite Game Industry 4 years ago, the game that all anime fans and gamers alike raved about inside VidyaFAQs, the game that people theorized would change the basis of gaming.
 
You bought it as soon as it aired on X-Infinite's gaming portal, Xteam. It costed all   of the money you earned in the last two weeks, but you knew it would be worth it.
 
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Here it is. Mahou Shoujo Anime Simulator, or MSAS for short.
 
You are met with a menu displaying four options. You can either go straight into the game, check out the options, or check out the cool DLC you can get. Since you bought the  Sugoi Complete!! Pack, you have all the DLC that is available currently, but they're all shut off for now. What will you do?  
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-08-2016, 08:51 PM 
	 
	
		> Options 
> Disable that titty wobble nonsense.
	 
	
	
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		05-08-2016, 09:10 PM 
	 
	
		>Turn on ALL the DLCs
	 
	
	
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		05-08-2016, 09:19 PM 
	 
	
		Turn all the graphics settings up to the maximum.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-08-2016, 10:22 PM 
	 
	
		> Mess around with all the options to get the most animu game ever.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-08-2016, 10:39 PM 
	 
	
		> Check the existing save file, see where your sister got too.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-08-2016, 11:31 PM 
	 
	
		> See the difference between lowest and highest quality graphics. Closely examine the differences.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-09-2016, 01:03 AM 
	 
	
		 (05-08-2016, 10:39 PM)jack_fractal Wrote: »> Check the existing save file, see where your sister got too.  
the game just came out this hour so your sister couldn't have touched it
	 
	
	
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		05-09-2016, 01:32 AM 
	 
	
		 
your sister didn't let you play it when it was in beta? then what's the point of having siblings
	 
	
	
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		05-09-2016, 03:43 AM 
	 
	
		> Just select New Game like a normal person, you dingus.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-09-2016, 04:04 AM 
	 
	
		> Check out the sweet DLC
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-09-2016, 10:16 PM 
	 
	
		>> Options, all to max, then New Game.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-09-2016, 10:53 PM 
	 
	
		> Check how far your sister got in her playthrough 
 
Check where your sister got to...? You just bought the game! There's no way she could have... no... wait...
 
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SHE COMPLETED THE WHOLE ENTIRE GAME ON HARD MODE?! How?! Your sister... is a monster...
 
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> Check the options
  
Apparently your sister cranked the options all the way up. She's an intense player. No wonder she somehow managed to break time and space in order to beat the game before you. She's so silly.
 
> Turn the graphics all the way up. Except jiggle physics. Jiggle physics can suck a door knob.
  
You turn everything in the graphics section all the way up, as well as turning down some things you would be opposed to. Now that you think about it, some of these things don't even make sense. "???"? "Memes"? "Suffering"? You're suddenly worried if this game was actually worth the money. However, sometimes X-Infinite tries to pull some really weird shit that actually passes as plausible within their games.
 
> Turn on all of the DLC!
  
You really want to play the game before you turn on DLC, just to test it out.  Then you can play around with all the custom outfits- You mean, make the game more enjoyable.  
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-09-2016, 10:57 PM 
	 
	
		continue from your sisters save, to see if the game isnt a pile of poo, graphic and gameplay wise before you play it
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-09-2016, 10:59 PM 
	 
	
		See if the internet found the cheat that causes the game's reality to erode and bleed over into yours.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-10-2016, 12:02 AM 
	 
	
		You sister probably turned on all the DLC so why don't you go check out DLC so you can turn it off.
	 
	
	
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		05-10-2016, 02:46 AM 
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		repeatedly turn the DLC on and off to see if it unlocks an easter egg.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-10-2016, 07:16 AM 
	 
	
		> Look at the customizable outfits.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-10-2016, 07:50 AM 
	 
	
		Just jump right in! Just start the game!!
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-10-2016, 02:55 PM 
	 
	
		> Get right down to it and recreate your Ojamajo Doremi OC immediately.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		05-10-2016, 05:05 PM 
	 
	
		> Go back to the options and turn up sentience a but.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	 
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