Gatr's NSFW Pokémon Theatre

WARNING NSFW

ONLY OPEN THIS SPOILER IF YOU ARE NOT IN A WORK ENVIRONMENT

YOU MUST BE 18+ AND YOU MUST CONSENT TO SEEING POKÉ DONG

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I can't believe what I'm seeing, my poor innocent eyes

thank you for defending our freedom

[noparse]

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Excuse me, where is the Pokédong that I consented to?

Excuse me, where is the Pokédong that I consented to?

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/...3%A9mon%29

Alright here's the real deal.

SERIOUSLY I MEAN IT THIS TIME THE PREVIOUS WARNINGS APPLY

also to play it safe i've posted links instead.

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So this is a comic-in-a-flash that has multiple paths. Some are very funny. It's made by argon_vile who has this ongoing romantic storyline that's just dang cute. The explicit content is relatively tame compared to some other stuff. https://e621.net/post/show/457048

the original jimmy buffest from before he was the buffest jimmy https://e621.net/post/show/133522

and here is the promised buff feraligatr https://e621.net/post/show/683792

i hope this taught you all a lesson.

vote for jimmy buffest 2017

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Why stop with the comic, why not showcase that breakout game he made once

I'm posting here again to hold myself to the challenge posted here: https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid122058

It will be dramatic, it will be raunchy, and it will either the best or the worst thing anyone's ever read.

Poke-dongs practically guaranteed.

problem is it might take me a while, considering I don't have a lot of free time now.

Why stop with the comic, why not showcase that breakout game he made once

I can't find the link anymore. At least, not on the sites I frequent. If you have a link, it would be greatly appreciated.

Friend, I would love to.

But I lack a certain boldness that you obviously have. Also its also one of the four things tagged with flash.

I'm dumb. Here it is.

(STILL NSFW)

https://e621.net/post/show/335805/

I thought I already had it favorited. I tend to fav a lot of things. Anyways yeah it's a fun game. Like Breakout but there's no limits to powers apparently so you can flood the screen quite easily. Definitely worth a play even if you're not into pokedong.

(please, dont compliment my apparent boldness. this is just my thing.)

haven't forgotten about the pokemon fanfiction but here's the plot

New fighter Charizard enters the Pokkén Tournament and inadvertently falls in love with the reigning Champion of the Green League, a buff and handsome Garchomp...

I'm around 1/4 through? Whatever, it might end up being longer. Will post to FA maybe.

(still has dongs)

for my 2000th post, have some highly lewd gatr fucking

NSFW as always

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https://static1.e621.net/data/b2/b3/b2b3b44cae1b1a69bf74386bfd4a276d.gif

real life reptiles dont have dicks

Are pokemon reptiles?

Also, that's not true.

NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ED_exG3qLk

Snakes definitely have dicks. This pokemon also definitely has a dick(s).

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NSFW arbok --> https://e621.net/post/show/433209/

i refuse to believe that real life reptiles can have dicks

Technically, snakes and lizards have hemipenes.
And some birds don't have dicks.

loather did you forget to consider that the entirety of a snake is its dick

alligators actually have a penis! so do turtles, and theirs is very different from alligators! snakes and lizards have hemipenes instead. reptiles have a large variety of dongs!

reptiles have a large variety of dongs!

Usually not on an individual basis, though.

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Usually.

reptiles have a large variety of dongs!

Usually not on an individual basis, though.

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Usually.

Imagine a reptile with a wide array of penises of varying shape. "Let me show you my wares..."

I'm posting here again to hold myself to the challenge posted here: https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid122058

It will be dramatic, it will be raunchy, and it will either the best or the worst thing anyone's ever read.

Poke-dongs practically guaranteed.

problem is it might take me a while, considering I don't have a lot of free time now.

okay so i'm very very sorry about bumping this thread, hope nobody has to read this thread ever again, but 1 year and 8 months later, i finally got around to doing this. i wrote pokemon erotica! thank you, new year's resolutions!

but... it's on furaffinity, and you need to be logged in and able to see their adult content to see this.

here's a link anyways. https://www.furaffinity.net/view/25950552/

i'll try to figure out another posting method.