The Super 100% Fun Cat Adventure.

Pay off the death point debt.

Cat: reform.

> Pay off death point debt.



You pay off the death point debt with your money.



> Cat: Reform.



...





Cat is now back from hell.

All of you are extremely boring, in case you have not understood, I am here to help you in some way or another.

Either that, or everyone dies.
Forever, most likely.

What are your wishes? I'm not going to wait forever.

Eat death. Find death and eat it. Consume it.

world peace

world peace

Seconded...

Kill us all and take our death points

Can you give your text color maybe a fushia or beige background?

i wish for some extra-gruesome cat death

I wish for a copy of you that has to wait eternally.

> Eat death. Find death and eat it. Consume it.



Are you honestly expecting me to give you free infinite death points?
Sure, here you go.




> World peace



Do you really have to wish for everything to be extremely boring, forever? Probably forever?
Two of you, even?
No thank you, next wish.

> Can you give your text color maybe a fushia or beige background?





> I wish for a copy of you that has to wait eternally.



No.



> Kill us all and take our death points

You are now dead.
..Forever.

At least you think so.

You aren't sure where you are. Because you never really bothered to open your eyes.

You don't really think it's worth it anymore.

...But maybe, you could still decide to do so.



Open your eyes?

> open

Well I got my wish and I do feel a little better.

Maybe we should use our other senses firs- oh someone already suggested open okay then.

> Whatever world this is, lets try to leave it nicer than we found it!

> Open your third eye

> Open.






You are now Loathers.
And you have just lost your monocle.
As mentioned earlier, you have no idea where you are.

You think that > opening your third eye might help you, but then you realize that you just lost it.

What will you do now?

open your 4th and 5th eyes, and while you're at it, your 6th and 8th feet

Check to see if that quantum box ever arrived

>Close your eyes

> shimmy over to the right!

> Open your 4th and 5th eyes, and while you're at it, your 6th and 8th feet.



You think about doing so, but you shortly after realize that you never actually had those in the first place.

> Close your eyes.




You have no idea why you're doing this.


..So instead you insist on doing something way more productive!


> Shimmy over to the right!



Such as this.






...You don't actually get to see the shimmying.



Oh hey look a quantum box.

>Consider that, as a cat, you might die going into the quantum box.

>Release your good friend, Schroedinger, from inside the box

> Use the box to revive an entity of your choosing!

> Consider that, as a cat, you might die going into the quantum box.



You think of it, but then you suddenly realize that you are already dead.

> Release your good friend, Schroedinger, from inside the box



You decide to release Schroedinger from the box.

However, the box is empty. You've checked.

This obviously leaves you to the best choice.

> Use the box to revive an entity of your choosing!





You have no idea who to revive but yourself.