cats or dogs

cat people probably get used to the smell but guess what

litter boxes stink

they stink up your house

also sometimes it'll be like 3 in the morning and you'll hear cats yowling outside and theyll usually be either fighting or fucking or both

cats are barbarians, much less class than a dog

also cats shed fur everywhere and carry gross parasites

i mean yeah theyre cute, but theyre no dog

have you ever seen a happy golden retriever? way more cute than a cat, way way way way more cute

the most joyous thing, a true cause for celebration and doghugs

cats like to kill smaller animals because they are cowards who want to feel big

dogs protect larger animals because they are like guardian angels but real

did you know that there is a professional swimming maneuver named after dogs? it is called the doggy paddle, look it up

cats have no such thing, they can't swim, they are buffoons

but still, cats are ok

just ok

cats are for memers
dogs are for dreamers

you may have heard of doggy style, but have you heard of kitty style?

no??

well thats because cats have no style, compared to dogs

my great-aunt has a bunch of cats and every year for several years she sent me glenn beck books, plus there was one time she sent me a cardboard cutout of some bikini lady advertising budweiser and i was reaaaally embarrassed

don't be like her. be a dog person

what's wrong with Boobs, Beck, and Brews

that's why i like cats. more nipples

hey off-topic but do dolphins have nipples? they're mammals right. do they just spray milk all out into the ocean and shit

what's wrong with Boobs, Beck, and Brews

you'd never catch a cat wearing glasses. not just that they rarely have the long snout to support such a tool but also their eyes are perfect because they're perfect

look, i wear glasses. all i'm saying is that cats are immaculate and there's a reason the ancient egyptians worshiped them

you'd never catch a cat wearing glasses. not just that they rarely have the long snout to support such a tool but also their eyes are perfect because they're perfect

wow, pretty pol pot-like of you chwoka. bet you'll start liquidating people with glasses soon for being too intellectual-looking and being defective, which is the same thing a cat would do if they were in charge of a nation

it's no surprise that hitler liked cats

look, i wear glasses. all i'm saying is that cats are immaculate and there's a reason the ancient egyptians worshiped them

if the ancient egyptians were so smart why are they all dead

look, i wear glasses. all i'm saying is that cats are immaculate and there's a reason the ancient egyptians worshiped them

if the ancient egyptians were so smart why are they all dead

if they're so dead then how come we never found their mummies huh

look, i wear glasses. all i'm saying is that cats are immaculate and there's a reason the ancient egyptians worshiped them

if the ancient egyptians were so smart why are they all dead

if they're so dead then how come we never found their mummies huh

you can't make mummies if you're already dead

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prove it

in the ring

the fighting ring

prove it

in the ring

the fighting ring

basically what im saying is fight me

are you inviting to a dogfight?