In this thread, I will show you the ropes

These are the ropes.

I have been tricked.

The rope has been pulled over my eyes. I have been double dealt and played for a fool. Although I have been swindled and misled, bamboozled and hoodwinked, the fact remains that I am being taken in and taken for a ride. Sai has deceived me, defrauded me, and deluded me by passively bringing me to this thread. I believed that I was clicking on a thread with interesting content, but instead I have been brought here. It was this thread to which I have journeyed instead of the cool thread I thought I was going to visit. The reason for this is that I have been caught and thrown by a hoax.

I feel flabbergasted by how I've been flimflammed, dumbfounded by how I've been duped, rocked by how I've been rooked and confounded by how I've been conned, now that I've been outwitted into visiting this thread, I am posting to admit that I have been set up and had one put over me.

Go to this thread, it is better.

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I actually know knots! I learned them as a boyscout. Ask me if you have any questions, but to be honest the youtube tutorials for knots should be pretty good. Knot tying is often used as a 'teach someone something' exercise on account of how easy they are to explain (for most knots, at any rate) and because you can clearly see if a knot is tied correctly or not.

Help me tie my shoes.

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Why is there hair sticking out of the bottom of that shoe? Did the owner of that shoe recently step on a ferret? Is this the destiny of all those that use Velcro?

Geoluhbread, I forbid you from pursuing such vices. You will tie your shoes, even in impossible Gordian knots if you must, but you will not conform to the evils of Velcro!!!!!!

I don't know how to tie velcro either.

Step 1: ...get out.

What you're looking for (assuming you're tying the bike to at least two pole-like objects at the back of your truck) is called lashing. Essentially, you tie a clove hitch knot, wrap the rope around both poles in a cycle, and then tie it off.

This troop put together images, as well as an animated clove hitch, to show you how to do that - https://www.bsatroop780.org/skills/Lashing.html

Also infrared: how do you make your old namesake, the ed knott?

You have to travel back in time and transform into an edgy teenager who likes slipknott.

How dare you expose me, i don't want to live the rest of my life as a fraud.

But really tho the game was tibia and my friend liked slipknott and so did i.

I didnt even know the songs had lyrics when i was younger i thought they just yelled.