Valentine's Day

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Plastics can be both Red and Blue
Please Recycle

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I have a bunch of candy and am thus a strategic valentine choice.

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February 14th means nothing to me.

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Roses are Pink
Violets are Violet
And sometimes White I think
Just take some chocolate

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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
Nine ways. I love thee nine ways.

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This is a purely platonic valentine. Enjoy the candy, nerd.

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It's not like I like you or anything!

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Cinnamon Candy Hearts should be available all year round. Please sign my petition to show your support.

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I printed this in bulk to give to my acquaintances. Don't think you're special.

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;)

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Help! I'm trapped in a valentine's day card factory, surviving off the Tupperware lunches in the employee lunch! My refined palate is being subjected to half-assed sandwiches on the daily! I don't know how much longer I can hold on.

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Happy Valetine's Day Eagle Time!!!!

Happy Ides of February. Try not to get assassinated today.

Isn't the ides of February the day before Valentines, though?

Isn't the ides of February the day before Valentines, though?

You are right. And even if it was every month's fifteenth, like I thought - I posted on the sixteenth.

My only excuse: I was shitposting.