Post in this thread and I'll be rude to you and insult you

please don't be mean to me

*sits at streetcorner with gang of fellow street urchins carrying sticks and rocks*

oh, got something to say?

dumbass
screw off

Hell fuck

hi         

Hello, there. This is just setting up the most obvious memetastic response, so if you could just put your insult right here: ____ I would greatly appreciate it.

not doing this i'm afraid. not even going to insult you now

Please don't hurt me.

You're the best. I envy you.

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Hello, there. This is just setting up the most obvious memetastic response, so if you could just put your insult right here: ____ I would greatly appreciate it.

not doing this i'm afraid. not even going to insult you now

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What the fuck did you just not fucking say about me, you little punk? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with not saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your lack of a little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have not held your fucking tongue. But you could, you did, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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I still did it, anyway

thank you

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Hell fuck

gotta be honest that's pretty much just hardcore sex which sounds nice and not insulting

"i'll be laughing as my dick falls out of my asshole after i get done fucking myself, mate" - gom