Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game

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Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
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Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
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Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game

To join, post a physical description of your character and the three cards in your Deck. This game will start at a time you don't expect. The rules of this game are arbitrary, and will not be provided to you, some possibly ever. After game start, I will give you more instructions.

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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
Physical Description:

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1st Card:
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The triangles... the ecstasy... oh god if you put two and two together, you ghet teh illoominattiii. And four.

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No one can resist the powerful grasp of Samuel L Jackson. No one. He will control you. And your life. He is having dinner with your parents as we speak. They are discussing your report card. Tsk tsk tsk.
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A balding bust of a man with a head full of sparkles(Credit) now occupies square B2. His appearance causes squares B3 and A2 to fill up with awful coloured stars, and C2 to fill with awful mind sparkles. To play a card, choose a square. Otherwise, what do you do?

The Pregame has commenced; anyone may still join.
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I attempt to absorb the sparkles on C2 to save them up for a beautiful sparkle attack which I blow at my enemy like snowflakes. Swag snowflakes. swagflakes

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You retrieve the sparkles, gaining the card Swag Flakes.

Prewave I commences. 3 grey foes appear. They start moving towards you.
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An orange puck with hands and legs appears at π3. Their appearance creates the words "No shits given" at π4. The grey creatures scowl at them. What to do?

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how far can Cwazy Constanza move?
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Quote:how far can Cwazy Constanza move?

How far would you like to move?
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next to the orange person
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Credit floats up to H2, leaving behind a trail of shitty sparkles.

Shredded plays a blank card with a green border on square π4. Square π4 now has a green laser grid on it. Shredded gains a card:
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The bland grey creatures advance towards the two of you.

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I throw the sparklies at the shrugging orange man

his mind gunna go maaaaaad funky now
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Shredded walks to π1.

Credit throws some sparkles into Shredded face. Shredded don't give a fuck meter decreases. Credit gains a point of Assholery, to be spent on a rainy day.

The grey people slowly advance. Are they conjoined or something?

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I go over to the green grid and absorb the mathy-ness of it
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Credit moves to take the Mathiness out of the laser grid trap, and it sets off on him! Credit is approximately 3% injured! He fails...

Shredded takes the Pi, gaining the following Card:
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The map freaks out! Shredded, Credit, and a Grey Minion are displaced, and take damage. (Shredded: 6% injured; Credit: 9% injured; Grey Creature: 42% injured) The Grid Trap is destroyed, leaving behind math parts which Credit takes. Credit gains the following card:
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The 2 uninjured grey creatures advance, dragging the third along with them. Each grey creature attacks Credit. (Credit: 14% injured)

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(Sorry for the delay. I am busy irl for some strange reason...)
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