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Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-18-2015, 08:50 PM
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Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
To join, post a physical description of your character and the three cards in your Deck. This game will start at a time you don't expect. The rules of this game are arbitrary, and will not be provided to you, some possibly ever. After game start, I will give you more instructions.
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You should join, before you are filled with regret like these wolf cubs; trying to get love and attention from the third slightly bigger wolf who isn't giving them any because they didn't sign up for this game when they had the chance.
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-18-2015, 09:32 PM
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Physical Description:
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The triangles... the ecstasy... oh god if you put two and two together, you ghet teh illoominattiii. And four.
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No one can resist the powerful grasp of Samuel L Jackson. No one. He will control you. And your life. He is having dinner with your parents as we speak. They are discussing your report card. Tsk tsk tsk.
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-18-2015, 10:44 PM
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A balding bust of a man with a head full of sparkles(Credit) now occupies square B2. His appearance causes squares B3 and A2 to fill up with awful coloured stars, and C2 to fill with awful mind sparkles. To play a card, choose a square. Otherwise, what do you do?
The Pregame has commenced; anyone may still join.
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove (02-06-2017, 01:02 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-18-2015, 11:40 PM
I attempt to absorb the sparkles on C2 to save them up for a beautiful sparkle attack which I blow at my enemy like snowflakes. Swag snowflakes. swagflakes
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-19-2015, 09:19 PM
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You retrieve the sparkles, gaining the card Swag Flakes.
Prewave I commences. 3 grey foes appear. They start moving towards you.
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-19-2015, 10:42 PM
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-19-2015, 11:17 PM
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An orange puck with hands and legs appears at π3. Their appearance creates the words "No shits given" at π4. The grey creatures scowl at them. What to do?
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1 Triangle Ecstasy Spark
1 Samuel L. Jackson
1 Swag Flakes
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3 blank cards with green outlines
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-20-2015, 01:25 AM
how far can Cwazy Constanza move?
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02-20-2015, 03:05 AM
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-20-2015, 12:27 PM
Quote:how far can Cwazy Constanza move?
How far would you like to move?
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-20-2015, 02:35 PM
next to the orange person
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-20-2015, 09:14 PM
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Credit floats up to H2, leaving behind a trail of shitty sparkles.
Shredded plays a blank card with a green border on square π4. Square π4 now has a green laser grid on it. Shredded gains a card:
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The bland grey creatures advance towards the two of you.
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1 Yellow/Green/Blue/Red Wild Card
1 Triangle Ecstasy Spark card
1 Samuel L. Jackson card
1 Swag Flakes card
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1 no shits given card
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
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02-21-2015, 02:20 AM
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-21-2015, 03:56 PM
I throw the sparklies at the shrugging orange man
his mind gunna go maaaaaad funky now
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-22-2015, 02:10 PM
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Shredded walks to π1.
Credit throws some sparkles into Shredded face. Shredded don't give a fuck meter decreases. Credit gains a point of Assholery, to be spent on a rainy day.
The grey people slowly advance. Are they conjoined or something?
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1 Yellow/Green/Blue/Red Wild Card
1 Triangle Ecstasy Spark card
1 Samuel L. Jackson card
1 Swag Flakes card
Shredded:
2 blank cards with green outlines
1 no shits given card
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Don't Give A Fuck Meter: 98% (whatever)
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Assholery: 1 point (aspiring trickster)
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-22-2015, 03:47 PM
I go over to the green grid and absorb the mathy-ness of it
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02-22-2015, 05:07 PM
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RE: Reyweld's 1st Mystery Game
02-27-2015, 02:11 PM
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Credit moves to take the Mathiness out of the laser grid trap, and it sets off on him! Credit is approximately 3% injured! He fails...
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The map freaks out! Shredded, Credit, and a Grey Minion are displaced, and take damage. (Shredded: 6% injured; Credit: 9% injured; Grey Creature: 42% injured) The Grid Trap is destroyed, leaving behind math parts which Credit takes. Credit gains the following card:
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The 2 uninjured grey creatures advance, dragging the third along with them. Each grey creature attacks Credit. (Credit: 14% injured)
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1 Yellow/Green/Blue/Red Wild Card
1 Triangle Ecstasy Spark card
1 Samuel L. Jackson card
1 Swag Flakes card
1 Math Parts card
Shredded:
2 blank cards with green outlines
1 no shits given card
1 pi card
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Don't Give A Fuck Meter: 97% (whatever)
Injured: 6% (meh)
Credit:
Assholery: 1 point (aspiring trickster)
Injured: 14% (maybe you broke something?)
(Sorry for the delay. I am busy irl for some strange reason...)
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And then annihilate them as a powermove (02-06-2017, 01:02 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
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