Debug Mode

30 days, 14 hours, 12 minutes.
30 days, 14 hours, 12 minutes that you've been lost in this endless maze.
Some who have been lost here call it "God's garbage dump" or "Life's Debug room", you dont know how you got here but you sure know its driving you mad.
Each room looks the exact same, Yellow walls, Carpeted floor, but each room has something different, like floating blank slate people doing a walk cycle, random objects, etc.
You only have Some food, Clothing and a Water Flask, the only thing there is in the room you are is a lot of duck related memorabilia.
What will you do next?

>immediately drink all water

Search amidst the ducks in fevered pursuit of the fabled Dacsu Blade.
Or maybe just in hopes of finding a duck lunchbox or some duck jerky or something.

Leave room of ducks

>Think about the other sentient entities which live inside this strange world.

c_goto(1-1)

Look for a duck. If there's duck memorabilia there must be a duck. And if you can't find a duck, bullshit a duck by saying the duck is in the last place you look for it, and be set on not looking for it after looking for it once.

Check the duck memorabilia to see if there's water rolling off any of their backs. That way, you can let it roll into your flask for some extra water. I'm sure that's totally safe.

>immediately drink all water

While yes, you are a bit thirsty, the last thing you want to do is repeat the cactus incident.

Search amidst the ducks in pursuit of the fabled Dacsu Blade.
Or maybe just in hopes of finding a duck lunchbox or duck jerky.

You spend about 15 minutes searching for maybe a Duck sword or Duck jerky or even the fabled Dacsu blade, finally reaching a section where duck weapons are placed on racks, however all but one seem to be looted, a small dagger, with a duck emblazoned on its scabbard, and the words "Breadslicer" written on a small nametag attatched to it.
You take it.
You also find some half eaten duck jerky, good enough, you guess.

>Think about the other sentient entities which live inside this strange world.

Mostly, you only have seen regular human beings, some ducks, and the corpse of what was likely a Robot.
Altough you did once see a creature that shortly vanished after you made eye contact, this was 25 days ago, so you dont remember much about the encounter, all you remember was the creature was eldritch/squid-looking.

Look for a duck. If there's duck memorabilia there must be a duck. And if you can't find a duck, bullshit a duck.

You, unfortunately cannot find a duck, not even in the last place you look for.
You begin to leave the room, and enter a room with what seems like a small fortress.
As you step within the room, you hear a deep growling noise near you, you grab the breadslicer, just in case.

Better pray that's an irritable bread golem or somethin'. But seriously though...

>Toss the half-eaten duck jerky to see if whatever's growling'll go for it

Enter code "Impulse 101" into the console.
Growl back. You totally know the language of animalistic sounds.