500 Post Line

Here's all of my landmark posts, one for each 500th post I've made:

500th:

Let's be honest: Summer has ended. It is time for Autumn. That means shades are a no go for rose lalonde over there. But why just default back to that rose when I can have something new! 

Any suggestions? Post them below, and I will try them on for at least a day*, until I find one that really suits** me.



*If there are too many this will be reduced to minutes, or seconds.
**Nothing suits me like a suit***.



***I am lying.

1000th:

W-what about me?

EDIT: This was my 1000th post.

1500th:

Leave behind steamy Pokemon fanfiction.

Like the R stuff.

2000th:

fuck, haha I said fuck u lol (c is the next letter)

2500th:

The cat is rich, they did a commission with bucks-money-cash! The artist old lady has to make a living...

3000th:

EATS 12 PILLS CONSECUTIVELY

1(M). Tastes likes Empty.
2(T). Tastes likes Easy on the Mayonnaise.
3(W). You found drugs and you ate them!
4(T). Tastes like Side Effects! Tastes like PHD and Magnet!
5(S2). Tastes like Red Pill.
6(S). Tastes like side effects! Tastes like Side effects! Tastes like Crimson! Seasoning (x1)! Tastes like Pill Bug! Crunch!
7(M2). Tastes like addictive! You uncontrollably eat another pill!
8(T2). Tastes like Multivitamins!
9(F). Tastes like Multivitamins!
10(T2). Tastes like magnet. The magnets fly together! You have died! You survived somehow...
11(W2). Tastes like Placebo! Tastes like magnet. The magnets fly together! The magnets fly together! You have died! You have died! You survived somehow... You survived somehow...
12(F2). Tastes like Placebo! Tastes like magnet. The magnets fly together! The magnets fly together!  The magnets fly together!  You have died!  You have died!  You have died! You survived somehow... You survived somehow... FINALLY RIP IN PIP!

has died.

was a MEAT PASTA SAUCE.

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Wheat pulls the Slot Machine

The result: SLOT, SLOT, PILLS.

3500th:

DUNGEON FLOOR 1
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LEGEND:

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Underlined: Indicator for 1,1
Ittalics: Friendly, peaceful
. : Floor [Mossy: 2,2 x 12,7; Tiled: 2,0 x 6,-1; Dirt: 8,0 x 11,-6]
` : Rock Path
, : Dense Moss [hidden (6, 5) and adjacent]
m : Creeping Moss
- : Wall
= : Door
> : Stairs Up [hidden 7, 4]
~ : Water [hidden (2, 7)]
@ : Player
o : Terrain Item; Melon [(4,7), (2,3), hidden (3, 6)], Pillow [(14, 1), (16, 1), (14, 4), (16, 4)]
D : Nya Devout
i : imp
d : lesser moon demon
s : succubus
S : Living Statue (of a human)
% : Corpse
□ : Chest (containing 98 gold, a glowing dagger, and 2 unknown potions)
π : Alter (to Nya)
/ : Item; Leather Armour (4, 4)
# : Noxious Cloud
? : Unknown / Filler

Player InfoShow

Aberforth Winkler the level 1 Fortune Teller (7, 5) [So_Spooky]
Health: 9/9 Mana: 6/7 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Divination, Crystal Ball, Robes.
Spells: Sense Future(1 MP).

Logitech the level 1 Alligator (12, 4) [Gime]
Health: 15/15 Mana: 0/0 Status: Full, Digesting (Jeremy's Corpse).
Equipment: Alligator skin, Mace, Glowing Key, 29 Gold.
Mutations: Sharp Teeth, Clamping Bite.

Vuarna the level 1 Warlock (11, 3) [Bobert]
Health: 9/9 Mana: 15/15 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Horrors, Potion of Magic (x2), Robes.
Spells: Throw Sludge(1 MP), Feather Fall(1 MP), Heal(2 MP), Summon Cloud(1 MP), Sense Future (1 MP).

Here lies Jeremy (son of Jeremy) the level 1 Rampant Buffoon, killed by Logitech

Ushy the level 1 Kindergarden (8, 4) [ ]
Health: 8/8 Mana: 0/5 Status: Weak.
Equipment: Book of Gardening, Plain Clothes, Pointer Stick.
Spells: Summon Cloud(1 MP).

Jack T. Woodsman the level 1 Woodsman (14, 3) [SirBlizz]
Health: 15/15 Mana: 1/1 Status: None.
Equipment: Axe, Throwing Axe (x2), Plaid Clothes, Melon, Garden Gnome Corpse (x2), Pillow.

Pacrin Ob the level 1 Healer Drunk (11, 4) [iamgodyes]
Health: 9/10 Mana: 4/8 Status: Drunk, Lucky.
Equipment: Book of Moral Support, Potion of Alcohol, Empty Potion, Robes, Melon, Gold (30).
Spells: Heal(2 MP).

Turd Buckleforth the level 1 Steelwright (7, 3)
Health: 11/11 Mana: 1/1 Status: None.
Equipment: Smith’s Hammer, Bellows, Steel Ingot (x2), Plain Clothes.
Skills: Steel Crafting(active).

Quinn Q. Quintsy the level 1 Busboy (11, 1) [sleepy]
Health: 6/6 Mana: 1/1 Status: None.
Equipment: Plate (x19), Tray Shield, Fancy Clothes, Melon.

Aaron Aaronson the level 1 Binary Knight (2, 2) [earthexe]
Health: 8/15 Mana: 5/5 Status: None(Horse of Existential Flux{nonexistent}).
Equipment: Full Plate of Existential Flux{nonexistent}, Lance of Existential Flux, Shield of Existential Flux{nonexistent}.

Plaq Klein the level 1 Plague Farmer (13, 3) [superficial]
Health: 10/10 Mana: 6/6 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Plagues, Robes, Shovel.
Spells: Sickness(2 MP).

Feefs McFeathers the level 1 Birdmancer (8, 6) [Fallingfeather]
Health: 7/7 Mana: 9/11 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Birds, Robes, Potion of Magic (x2), Melon.
Spells: Feather Fall(1 MP), Heal(2 MP), Throw Sludge(1 MP), Summon Cloud(1 MP), Sense Future (1 MP).

Rey the level 1 Welder (6, 4) [qwerx3]
Health: 9/9 Mana: 1/1 Status: None.
Equipment: Apron, Welding Mask, Welding Torch, Potion of Resist Fire (x2).

Logitech grabs the mace and glowing key. They feel like using the key in the air in front of them would open an unseen door. Logitech moves towards the Nya (and doesn't move through the noxious cloud).

Jack moves into the Nya room, taking a pillow and reading the pamphlet.

Nya Pamphlet:

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Nya (Good, Dreams) - Nya is a Good-aligned god of Dreams. They watch over the resting faithful, protecting their imagination and giving them the means to defend themselves. Followers of Nya will receive passive and active abilities that will defend them in times of vulnerability.

Faith level 0 - Dreamer - The spell “Night Armor” is passively cast while helpless (sleeping, stunned, paralysed, frozen, ect.). You may now sense the world while sleeping.
Faith level 1 - Devout - The spell “Summon Dream”, which summons a creature from one’s unconscious, is automatically cast while helpless. Followers can fall asleep at will.
Faith level 2 - Napper - All current and future Nya spells can now both be cast at will (while awake or helpless) for mana.
Faith level 3 - Shuteye Squire - Learn the spell “Sleep”, which forces a visible target to fall asleep. Sleeping will now slowly restore mana.
Faith level 4 - Night Knight - Learn the spell “Summon Nightmare”, which summons a terrifying creature from one’s unconscious. Nya will start gifting you items.
Faith level 5 - Champion of Dreams - Learn the spell “Mass Sleep”, which casts the spell sleep on up to 20 visible targets. You may now move while sleeping.
Faith level 6 - Resting Saviour - All spells known may now be cast while helpless. Learn the spell “Dream Eater”, which drains the mana of a target and inflicts massive mental damage. This spell can instantly kill any summon.

Nya likes it when you sleep, protect the helpless, cast beneficial spells on allies, and kill undead and other sleepless creatures (constructs, slimes, ect.). Nya dislikes it when you harm allies or innocents or use necromancy or animation. Nya dislikes abandonment, but forgives those who transfer to another Good god. Invoking Nya’s wraith will result in the constant assault of nightmarish creatures, the backfiring of healing and beneficial magic, and the affliction of helpless states.

Pacrin Ob offers Logitech some healing for a price (30 gold, which is accepted). The exchange is made. Logitech feels restored. Pacrin attempts to move towards the human statue, but instead stumbles and falls, taking 1 damage.

Quinsy tries to open the chest and succeeds, revealing 98 gold, a glowing dagger, and 2 unknown potions. The chest glows. The human statue glows and comes to life!

Ushy tries to use Cloud and fails. Ushy feels weakened...

Feefs learns all the spells! Feefs casts heal on themselves.

Plaq moves into the Nya room.

Aaron will's their mount to fight, and it kicks the imp twice, killing it! It's body disappears. Aaron feels more experienced. Your lance reappears! Your mount and full plate disappear...

Vuarna learns all the spells! Vuarna stays close to Pacrin, the pair forming an alliance.

Everyone in / near the Nya room (Vuarna, Pacrin, Logitech, Jack, Plaq) feels as if they could announce their faith and join the religion. No one else is currently close enough to the alter...

An imp advances, clawing Aaron for 2 damage!

A lesser moon demon calls down moonlight, blasting Aaron for 2 damage!

The crawling moss hits the archer fish, killing it! Everyone feels a little more experienced. The crawling moss hits the imp, injuring it! Some crawling mosses move around, others do nothing.

The living statue advances. Quinsy is filled with dread.

The Nya Devout's nose wrinkles in their sleep.

>_

4000th:

going to delete this

4500th:

Mie winz ardama jed. Annie udders ojest ons?

5000th:

Blargh.

5500th:

>eat a Tylenol to numb the pain

6000th:

Actually screw it, I'll switch to a full player. Live life on the edge!

6500th:

robust laser

its an honor just to be nominated