A guide to modern acronyms
12-19-2017, 05:10 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-19-2017, 05:12 PM by June Stargal.)
Ever wonder what those durn kids are saying on their celly-phones? Here's a guide to help you!
LOL: Look Out, Lewis!
This is used to warn people named Lewis (alternatively, Louis) that there is something dangerous behind them.
SMH: Shake My Hand
Used when conducting business relations with another mature individual: This report is looking good Daniel, SMH.
LMAO: Lettuce, Mayo, And Onions
A very common set of toppings for a burger. Used to tell people what to order for you. Also used to describe a person with very basic taste: Douglas is an LMAO kind of guy.
WTH: Where's that Harold?
Harold, ever the prankster, is often blamed light-heartedly when something goes awry: My computer mouse is on the fritz, WTH?
That's as far as my provisional research budget took me. I would like $60,000 and a team of interns to continue this investigation, thank you for your consideration.
Is this joke overdone? Let me know if you think coming up with random meanings for acronyms is the death of comedy.
LOL: Look Out, Lewis!
This is used to warn people named Lewis (alternatively, Louis) that there is something dangerous behind them.
SMH: Shake My Hand
Used when conducting business relations with another mature individual: This report is looking good Daniel, SMH.
LMAO: Lettuce, Mayo, And Onions
A very common set of toppings for a burger. Used to tell people what to order for you. Also used to describe a person with very basic taste: Douglas is an LMAO kind of guy.
WTH: Where's that Harold?
Harold, ever the prankster, is often blamed light-heartedly when something goes awry: My computer mouse is on the fritz, WTH?
That's as far as my provisional research budget took me. I would like $60,000 and a team of interns to continue this investigation, thank you for your consideration.
Is this joke overdone? Let me know if you think coming up with random meanings for acronyms is the death of comedy.
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