Wee

oo wee oo this is the police we have you cornered

you caught me.

this is an ice-cream truck. have some ice-cream

*gi ves police offiserr Rocky Roe'd eyescream*

I meant the guy behind you whose holding the particularly sharp cone to your neck

also how did you know my favourite flavour?

*takes icecream with offhand*

oh well he's my manager

of my life

then why did you call the police sir

*licks icecream thoroughly*

because he is mismanaging it

*raises gun that can now clearly be seen as just a water gun* sir, step away from the ice cream server whose life your managing poorly

*icecream tilts hazardously*

he doesn't speak any terrestrial language, even i don't know what he wants