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09-14-2016, 08:56 AM
i CAM INTO THIS WORLD AS A MOTHERFUCKER BUT THEN THE THINGS HAPPENED THAT WERE NOT GOOD AND THAT WAS VERY NOT GOOD AND SO i WAS DISSAPOINTED BY ALL OF THAT AS ANY NOBLE MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD BUT THIS TROUBLE THAT I HAD FOR MYSELF DID NOT END HERE AT ALL FELLAS. iT EXTRAPOLATED INTO A WHOLE LOAD OF BAD NOTHING NONSENSICAL NONSENSE OF REASON THAT WAS ABSENT AND THUS I BECAME MORE AND MORE UPSET ABOUT MY SITUATION. I T IS VERY VERY HARD AS TO HOW I CAN ARTICULATE THIS INTO THOUGHT WORDS PROPERLY BUT HERE IT GOES I WOKE UP ON THE DAY OF TODAY WHICH WAS WEDNESDAY AND THUS TUESDAY IN AMERICA AND IT WAS NOT A GOOD MORNING I WOULD HAVE TO GO AND SAY THAT IT WAS A RATHER BAD MORNING INDEED. BECAUSE THE SKY WAS RGEY AND I WOKE UP AT 5 AM FOR NO GOOD REASON, AFTER I WOKE UP A SECOND TIME IN THE 8TH OF AM IWAS STILL A CURMUDGEOUNLY INDIVIDUAL AND THUS I WAS DISSAPOINTED BY MY DISSAPOINTMENT AND THUS I WAS SAD. THE BIRD CREATURES WHOM GREETED ME WITH THEIR ALARM VOICES EVERY MORNING WERE GETTING TO BE A RATHER ANNOYING BOTHERSOME BUNCH AND THUS THAT DROVE ME EVEN MORE NUTS BUT THEN SUDDENLY IT BECAME SUNNY AND VERY VERY SLOWLY A HAPPY AND JOYFUL DAY. BUT THEN IT CAME TO AN END WHEN A WOMAN OF THE LAW TOLD ME I HAD MADE A MISTAKE AND SINCE IWAS A VERY VERY RESPONBSIBLE INDIVIDUAL I HAD REALISED THAT MISTAKE AND THUS UNDERSTOOD WHAT A PROBLEMATIC MISTAKE THIS MISTAKE WAS. i was AGGRIEVED ATR THE MISTAKE and then IW WNET HOME TO MY HOUSE IN WHICH I LIVED WHICH WAS MY HOME AND I CAME THERE GRUMPY-ISH BECAUSE OF THE THINGS FROM BEFORE WHICH ARE NOW IN THE PAST AND THUS CAN MAKE ME ANGRY NO LONGER AND THEN I WAITED FOR MY BADNESS TO PASS AND GO AWAY BUT ONCE IT DID SOMEBODY BROUGHT ME ANOTHER BADNESS TO COMPENSATE FOR THE LOSS OF MY PREVIOUS ONE AND IT MADE ME DISGRUNBTELD ONCE AGAINT AND SO I WAS. BUT THEN ONE OF THE THINGS FROM THE PREVIOUS QUARREL BECAME A GOOD THING SO THAT SORT OF KINF OD PLACATED MY FRUSTRATED WRATH OGF TODAY AND SO I AM A BIT LESS ANGRY.
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09-14-2016, 11:43 PM
did i get a virus here.
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09-16-2016, 08:42 AM
(09-14-2016, 03:12 PM)Wheat Wrote: »mary shelly's frankenstein, but now from the point of view of a war droid
Now that's an idea. I was just frustrated that day and put it through an incoherent filter as if I was a monster made of pure anger. Because it's funny.
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09-25-2016, 11:52 AM
ANGRYRENINGERING THE SEQUEL:
SO TODAY WHICH IS THE DAY AFTER THE DAY ON WHICH MY ANGER HAPPENED SO LOUDLY THAT I HAD TO EXPRESS MYSELF IN A NON SOUND LIKE MATTER. WAS AN NEW DAY IN WHICH I WOKE UP WRATHFULLY THE STRICT OVER LORDS OF THE DARK BOTTOMLESS PIT WERE EXPECIALLY CRUEL TO ME TODAY BECAUSE THEY WERE SUFFERING FROM SELF INFLICTED DISEASES WROUGHT UPON BY THE NEGATIVE ENERGIES WITHIN THEIR WEAK MINDED HEARTS OF NOT BEING WILLFUL AND JOYFUL ENOUGH TO LIVE A HAPPY FREE LIFE OF PURE AND ABOSULTET FREEDOM AND IN A WAY THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS BUT YOU KNOW ME I DON'T LIKE TO comlpain> sO i"ve bEGUN TO DO THE THINGS THAT HTE OVERLORD DEMANDS WHICH ARE STUPID AND THEY PISS ME OFF A LOT BECUASE THIS IS THE WEEKEND MOTHERFUCKER JUST WHO THE FLYING FUCKING CUNTING FUKCING FUCK DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU FUCKING ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER? eH? FUCK YOU AND YOUR SPINAL CORD AGONIES AND FUCK YOUR STUPID HAT YOU MOTEHRFUCKER. YOU COST ME MY FREE TIME I COULD BE USING ENJOYING A NICE HOT CUP OF TEA BUT IT HAS BECOME LUKEWARM BECAUSE YOU SELFISHLY USED YOUR FUCKING NEGATIVITY MAGICS TO LITERALLY, LITERALLY STEAL MY FUCKING TIME A WAY FROM ME AND THAT MAYBE A VERY DISCONTENT INDIVIDUAL TO BE QUITE HONEST. BUT THE THING, THE THING, THE THING, THE FUCKING THING THAT RELALLY GABRALS MY GOAT IS THE FACT THAT SHEER PURE ENTITLEMENT FROM THESE STOOGES IS JUST SO FUCKIGN ABYSSMALYLLY STAGGERING, i LITERALLY AM SERIOUS HERE IF THIS ENTITLEMENT WAS A FORM OF ENERGY IT WOULD BE SO SUPER DUPER SOLID THAT YOU COULD MAKE FUCKING C SWORDS OUT OF IT. DO YOU i diog ME MOTHERFUCKER!? DO YOU ?unDERSTAND WHAT i HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THE WEEKEND huh!? nO>>> probably not, you mouther fucker. fucke this island and fuck this planet of weeaboooos....
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10-04-2016, 11:09 AM
Creature from whom BREAD IS MADE OUT OF YOU ARE A VERY SWEET TIN DIVIDUAL INDDEED TO OFFER TYOUR HELP TO GEM ME OUT OF TH TIME SHENANNIGNANS BROUGHT UPOIN BY MY EVIL BOSSES BUT i DO NOT LIEK TO A TAKE ADVANTAGE OF STRANGERS GENEROSITY IT IS A COMPROMISE OF MY INTEGRITY. on the LAST WEK OF TODAY I HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO MEET UP WITH AN INDIVIDUAL TO DISCUSS EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES THAT WERE OF MOST INTEREST TO ME AND I AM CTANANTANKEROUS THAT I BLEW THIS CHANCE AND HAD IT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET LIKE IT WAS A FINE PEIECE OF SHIT.
(that came out way more articulate than I intended, I'm kind of disappointed in myself)
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10-19-2016, 11:21 AM
DGTHERW WAS A LOT FSADNESS ON TODAY BECAUSE IW WAS NOTIFITED ABOUT A THING WHICH WAS UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD BE AN EXCITING THING BUT IT WASNT IT WAS GOING TO SCREW IWIWHT MY SCHEDULE ONT THE TOMMORROW OF HE FO FOLLOWING DAYS SO THAT MADE ME A REALLY SAD PERSON. IH HOPE TO COMMISERATE WITH SOMEBODY A ABOUT THIS GRIEVANCE BUT A T THE SAME TIME IWA WAS RAISED NOT TO BE A SOOK AND IT IS IMPERATIVE TO GET OVER THIS OR ELSE I WILL BECOME CONSUMED BY SANDNDESS AND NOT DO THINGS AGAIN.
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10-21-2016, 11:32 AM
I missed a job interview due to a doctors appointment and it is driving me up a fucking wall. Far less angrier than I could have been but it is a god damn shame that I missed such an opportunity as it was right under my goddamned nose. Far out.
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01-16-2017, 09:41 AM
I HAVE ARISEN FROM MY GLOOMY DOOMY SLEEP OF SLUMBER LIKE A FULLY LIVING PHOENIX S IHN THE FLESH ARISES FROM ITS ASHES IN A CIRCULAR PSEUDO ALCHEMCIAL FASHION OF REBIRTH AND LIFE AND DEATH AND ALL THOSE HAPPY THINGS THAT PEOPLE OBSESS OVER LIKE TINY FILTYHY MONGRELS> I HAVE ARISEN TO ANGST TO YOU MY LOVELY LISTENENERS OF THE GATHERINGS OF THE BIZZAREFOLK SO YOU MAY HEAR AND SEE AND LOOK AND LISTEN TO THE THINGS ISAY BY WRITING THEM> I AM IN ONCE AGAIN ANOTHER CHAOTIC DESPONDENT AND DESPAIRING MAELSTROM OF A ANGST AND THIS CAUSES ME NO POSITIVE EFFECTS IN MY LIFE IDEALLY I COULD HAVE GOOD THINGS HAPPENING TO ME HAHAHA WHAAT A FUNNY JOKE I JUST MADE ON ACCIDENT I AM JUST SOME IMMATURE NEUROTIC FUN MURDERING CLOWN ILL EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH THE WORLD SO IN A WAY I DUG MY OWN GRAVE I GUESS BUT AT TIMES IT FELELS LIKE FORCES OUTSIDE OF MY CONTROL ARE CONSTANTLY CONSPIRING TO SABOTAGE MY EFFORTS TO IMPROVE OR GET ANY PRODUCTIVE WORK DONE ATT ALL AND IS IT NOT A TRAGEDY I ASK OF YOU?
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01-16-2017, 09:41 AM
These are coming out mostly coherent which defeats the entire purpose of them and this makes me disappointed.