The Super 100% Fun Cat Adventure.

actually wouldn't the quantum box not revive you but instead put you in a state where you are simultaneously alive and dead until the box is opened so you can be observed, at which point you are either alive or dead

i'm not a quantum professor or anything but isn't that how it works

Well, then, revive yourself.

revive rick astley

wait...that box is closed, how could you know it was empty?

unless...you were already there...

The quantum box shouldn't revive cats it should create a superposition of alive and dead cats. You can't have one without the other, but then?

Where is alive cat?

Revive the pink cat

Attempt to scream but find yourself lacking a mouth.

> Well, then, revive yourself.
> I wish for some extra-gruesome cat death.



You decide to revive yourself.
You now have a living(???), dead Loathers in a place where everyone should be dead.

You don't exactly remember quantum boxes working this way, at least not here.

The box disappears shortly after.



You realize that you might have just killed a living Loathers.
Or not.
...You probably didn't, though.

You feel as if this was a waste of time and that you should've instead decided to revive a certain pink feline



But then you would realize that I am very much alive.





> Dead(???) Loathers: Attempt to scream but find yourself lacking a mouth.



...
What now?

> Might as well make the best of the situation. Fashion yourself a cape out of the cat's skin. Use the other parts to make food, tools, glue, etc.

Go through that door

Fuse with dead Loathers to gain a white outline all the way around your body

Make a splendid mural with all that blood(?)

cannibalize

cannibalize ironically, though. like as a joke

you are what you eat

become a dead body

Look for the internet. Time to become the next famous dead youtube cat.