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a foreigner

a dragon forger

Hey, if you need a name written vaguely incomprehensibly, you know who to call.

what about a name that's already incomprehensible

HOW COULD I BE SO EASILY DEFEEEEATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!

Pfft.

Wheat, more like,

Bleat.

Yeah that's right,

the weak, wavering cry made by a sheep, goat, or calf,

because you're all SHEEPLE!

BOUGHT OUT BY BIG SIGNATURE!

Stopping good people like me from forging forward to a bright future!

*drops the mic!*

*The mic does that feedback thing, you know, that thing where it's all, like, BWEE WAH WOO WEEEEEEE*

*I go back to pick up the mic gosh this is embarrassing.*

*Why do I do this? These things are expensive, there's got to be a cheaper alternative to this.*

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do the james brown thing where you put it on the mic stand and pretend you're so exhausted you're nearly doubled-over and dry-heaving then when your bobby byrd brings you your cape throw it off with a renewed burst of energy and do backflips off stage