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02-09-2015, 02:41 AM
"Doot de doot doot doootootdedoo;
you’re gonna kill some robots with another robot;
Doot de doodledoodlehmmmmmMMMMMMMM"
OH GODWIN’S LAW YOU’RE GONNA BE LATE!!!
You’ve got to hustle like Usain Bolt if Usain Bolt was on a conveyer belt leading into a giant sawbla-
OOOOOF!
Stupid fucking nerds!!! You just can’t stop getting trapped in their back flabs these days. You hate them and their dumb nerd ways so much you’ve entered a robot wrestling league just to kill their robots out of spite! You’d kill the nerds too, but the psychologist keeps on saying “Billy, you can’t go around expressing yourself via murder! This isn’t the Nathan Adler diaries kid!”, and they have a VERY dry cleaned lab coat.
Speaking of nerds, the one that nearly smothered you is cruising for some petty bullying you're thinking! What are you going to do?
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02-09-2015, 02:44 AM
> find therapist, stuff therapist down nerd's throat
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02-09-2015, 02:47 AM
Expand vvery large, the explosion should take care of them ?
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02-09-2015, 03:21 AM
Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle
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02-09-2015, 11:53 AM
Sack whack!
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02-12-2015, 02:11 AM
(02-09-2015, 11:53 AM)earthexe Wrote: »Sack whack!
Ahahaha, take that scrotum! That'll teach it to be a jerk off! You're the KING OF THE SIDEWALK, baby! Which nerd is going to be more of a virgin when they die, huh? Is it that one there, or that one or... gosh, there are a lot of nerds for some reason!
Way...
too...
uh...
oh dang! Is this the lineup for the robot jockeys? You shouldn't have done something that could have pissed off so many nerds!
Aaaaaw shite...
you're drastically outnumbered by angry nerds here! You'll be damned if you can make it through the tryouts, let alone the rest of the wait outside without getting clobbered ten new ones right here!
GOOD GOING LOGHEAD!
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02-12-2015, 03:06 AM
Eat log, confirm own stupidity
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02-12-2015, 09:48 PM
Wait your turn like a fucking pussy
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02-13-2015, 08:03 AM
Well, if you take them on one at a time, you could probably win
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02-15-2015, 04:13 AM
I like the brown outlines. Adds a little color.
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02-28-2015, 11:06 AM
Crowd surf your way to the front
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04-22-2015, 12:59 AM
(02-12-2015, 09:48 PM)earthexe Wrote: »Wait your turn like a fucking pussy
Hahaha.... yeah... these don't seem like very happy campers all of a sudden!
The judgemental vibe here is all consuming. You're just gonna try to pretend you're part of this FENCE and hope they let you in at the back of the line without clobbering you into 87 bajillion pieces.
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04-22-2015, 04:03 AM
Well, where's that killer robot you mentioned? you should use it... on them??? :O
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04-24-2015, 07:53 PM
Jump over the fence! Nerds cant jump.