(05-08-2016, 02:42 AM)Granolaman Wrote: »You think if we leave enough posts for Akumu to grade he'll just give up and give us the win?
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(05-07-2016, 09:39 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »i'm on strike. these rules are unfair and i refuse to solve them but i could.

(05-07-2016, 09:50 PM)earthexe Wrote: »I think maybe if we list them out in real word terms, we can deduce what the first rule is.

The question is does anybody have any clue whatsoever

(05-07-2016, 10:22 PM)Granolaman Wrote: »There was that one rule earlier where the post above yours must also comply with the other rules. Have we banned that one yet/have we tried filling a page with nothing but fierce rivals?

(05-07-2016, 10:22 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »cwm glyphs fjord

(05-07-2016, 10:22 PM)btp Wrote: »btp: This is turning into quite the j0b.

(05-07-2016, 10:28 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Welcome to the post making contest. there are five secret rules to the post making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a post that follows all five of the rules. if someone makes five rule breaking posts they don't get to be in the post making contest anymore. "Them's the breaks" I'm afraid.

And oh yeah the winner gets a special prize...

(05-07-2016, 10:29 PM)btp Wrote: »uhh...dicks???

(05-07-2016, 10:31 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »What is the haps in this thread?

(05-07-2016, 10:33 PM)btp Wrote: »0: There is a theme
1: Mystery???
2:start and end with same letter.
3: Have the same number of colors as sentences.
4: I haven't thought about this one yet.
5. Have a 0 in the text of a post.

(05-07-2016, 10:33 PM)btp Wrote: »

(05-07-2016, 10:35 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »rule 2 doesn't seem to be starts and ends with the same letter though. aks confirms that this post not passing was not a mistake:

(05-06-2016, 10:39 PM)earthexe Wrote: »Not yet, to my knowledge. My drams don't take place in space, but they do take place in a consortium. Maybe someday my drams will ascend. Also, Solaris again.

(05-07-2016, 10:36 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Not yet, to my knowledge! My drams don't take place in space, but they do take place in a consortium! Maybe someday my drams will ascend! Also, Solaris again!

(05-07-2016, 10:39 PM)btp Wrote: »Not yet, to my knowledge! Even my drams don't take place in space, but they do take place in a consortium! Maybe someday my drams will ascend! Dragon Fogel strikes again!

(05-07-2016, 10:41 PM)btp Wrote: »To Rule 0: Circles, I proport.

(05-07-2016, 10:43 PM)btp Wrote: » H0rses, eh?

(05-07-2016, 10:48 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »b00m00b

(05-07-2016, 10:56 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »One sentence starting and ending with the same letter seems reliablo.

One could play it safe by having all sentences have the same beginning and endingo.

(05-07-2016, 11:07 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »whoops i forgot i am on strike now!

(05-07-2016, 11:07 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »!fuck kcuf!

(05-07-2016, 11:15 PM)Granolaman Wrote: »Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

(05-07-2016, 11:17 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Might there be a way for multi-sentence posts to pass rule 2, g0m?

Neon.

(05-07-2016, 11:28 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I am now caught up and what the fuck.

(05-07-2016, 11:35 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »The quick brown Sruix jumps over the lazy g0m, right?

(05-07-2016, 11:37 PM)earthexe Wrote: »guess i better get in gear now my fierce rival ( g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!

(05-07-2016, 11:39 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Oh fuck it rule 4 can have its own page.

(05-07-2016, 11:49 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Well that was incredibly uninstructive.

We need more than two template sentences that pass rule 4, really.

(05-08-2016, 12:01 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »I am suddenly extremely suspicious of something rule 5 suggests, but I don't know if I have enough information to go anywhere with it? I guess we sort of know rules 2 and 3, right?

(05-08-2016, 12:04 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »sruix get on discord and have an actual conversation with us about these terrible rules

(05-08-2016, 12:09 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »if I get on Discord I will not sleep

that's a fact

(05-08-2016, 12:10 AM)earthexe Wrote: »How do I get in on this dischord place

(05-08-2016, 12:16 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Discord is sort of like a cross between irc and skype? It has both group voice chat and text chat. (voice chat can be kind of buggy if you haven't downloaded the desktop version i hear.) We're on a channel called discondor and here's a link for it caution: discord channel links have a limited time frame for some reason. this expires in 24 hours but it's pretty easy to find someone to shoot you a link if you still need one after this length of time.

sruix: don't be such a "little bitch", get on discord and save us from rules hell please

(05-08-2016, 12:19 AM)earthexe Wrote: »I knew what it was, I just needed a link I guess. Now I'm there, though! Thanks!

(05-08-2016, 12:43 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »○○○○○

(05-08-2016, 12:45 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »ABCDEFGHIJKLM

(05-08-2016, 12:45 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »NOPQRSTUVWXYZ

(05-08-2016, 01:04 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »"The alphabet: it's mostly letters" a sruix pearl of wisdom

(05-08-2016, 01:13 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Nymphs blitz quick vex dwarf jog.

(05-08-2016, 01:15 AM)btp Wrote: »So, wh0 broke Shredded?

(05-08-2016, 01:24 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »ZERO

(05-08-2016, 01:28 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »

(05-08-2016, 02:04 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is an idea we had. Does it work out?

(05-08-2016, 02:42 AM)Granolaman Wrote: »You think if we leave enough posts for Akumu to grade he'll just give up and give us the win?
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This post complies with all rules! Congratulations! Rules post soon!

(05-08-2016, 02:52 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »I want to get Mr. Akumu's Wild Ride.

(05-08-2016, 03:03 AM)Wheat Wrote: »Okay this post does not pass rule one, because there is n0 rule one.

(05-08-2016, 03:05 AM)Gatr Wrote: »

(05-08-2016, 03:15 AM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »

(05-08-2016, 02:42 AM)Granolaman Wrote: »You think if we leave enough posts for Akumu to grade he'll just give up and give us the win?
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This post complies with all rules! Congratulations! Rules post soon!

(05-08-2016, 03:16 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »This post begins with a letter. Real talk: i hurt. This is an award winning post.

(05-08-2016, 03:30 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »

(05-08-2016, 03:59 AM)Robust Laser Wrote: »This post breaks rule one, thus demonstrating that i have a comprehensive understanding of it.

(05-08-2016, 04:00 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »NOPQRS

(05-08-2016, 04:00 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »TUVWXYZ

(05-08-2016, 04:07 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »Z

(05-08-2016, 04:08 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »TUV

(05-08-2016, 04:08 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »WXY

(05-08-2016, 04:13 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »X

(05-08-2016, 04:13 AM)btp Wrote: »(0 x 0)