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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm - MaxieSatan - 06-24-2012
One pelvic thrust, pause, sixteen pelvic thrusts.
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm - Coldblooded - 06-24-2012
You can't possibly be serious here! They're just snakes! Stupid, dirty, lazy, good for nothing snakes! I never wanted to hurt anyone! MrGuy's the one who broke my heart! It's all his fault! I'm sorry! I swear I don't know where the bodies came from, you have to believe me! I was just trying to respect the dead!
No. No no no no no NO NO NO NO NO! This can't be happening! I'm a Chester! I've always been a Chester! Stop saying I'm not!
<For a few seconds, all is silent, save for a light hissing coming from a nearby bush.>
Shut up! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! AAAAAAAAAAA!
> Charge at BTP and spray a good helping of Sore Throat Spray down his throat
Let's see you try and spread your hateful lies now, vile Snake-lover!
Oh, oh god, I'm so sorry! Please forgive me! If you let me live I promise to tell everyone who AgentBlue was, what do you say?
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm - MaxieSatan - 06-24-2012
Glower at Coldblooded unflinchingly, continuing to point.
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm - Jacquerel - 06-24-2012
Well that explains that anyway
Not sure I can help you out there and honestly I can't really be bothered to try
Still... doomed as you all are, maybe I can spare one AP
> Use Snake Pheremones / Coldblooded
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm - Coldblooded - 06-24-2012
*sobs* Why? Why are you all so MEAN?!? All I ever wanted in life was to be one of you! To fit in and have friends! I dedicated my entire life to the pursuit of Chesterdom! Why wasn't that enough for you people? A Chester by any name should smell as sweet!
I can see you now for what you really are, a bunch of hateful, snake-loving bullies! You think you're so much better, just because your parents weren't a couple of new-age yuppies, turning you into a freak of nature by refusing to give you a decent name? Well you're not! I'm more of a Chester then any of you could ever hope to be, because I've had to work for it, every minute of every day of my entire life!
*sobs* I am a real Chester, I am. I am......
Spa buddies, I'm sorry....... I wasn't good enough......
> Drink the punch.
(Do you see now Mom? This is what happens when you refuse to follow proper naming conventions! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!)
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - Dragon Fogel - 06-24-2012
I'm completely lost here.
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - Jacquerel - 06-24-2012
I hope that was regular punch and not suicide punch
I don't think any of us actually existed prior to entering this camp so commiting suicide based on traumatic experiences from the past would be pretty silly
...although considering what might well happen if I don't get my act together, perhaps a mass suicide pact would be preferable to the alternatives
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - Schazer - 06-25-2012
Punch: Punch
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm - Solaris - 06-25-2012
(06-24-2012, 11:42 PM)Wheat Wrote: »They are coming.
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
AUNTIE SCHAZER PLEASE ALLOW ME THE REFUGE OF YOUR GOLF CART
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
VOTE: SNAKETHEPENNOTCHESTEREVIL
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - Cat - 06-25-2012
Jachester where did you get that fortune cookie
I got one too
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm - Jacquerel - 06-25-2012
(06-24-2012, 02:40 AM)btp Wrote: »Oh hey did everybody get their Chinese food?
I'm guessing that guy unless he was just saying "did you get one too"
Let's hope everyone got one because we're going to need a lot of fortune
obligatory continued references to the fact that we're all doomed BLAST YOU PEOPLE WHY CAN'T YOU SEE OPEN YOUR EYES ALREADY
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - MaxieSatan - 06-25-2012
Elect: Quetzalcoatl
RAISE ARMS TO SKY, FALL TO KNEES, BOW, SLITHER AROUND.
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - Schazer - 06-25-2012
Ruh-roh.
Offer to take on a cart-cruise: Sollie
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - MaxieSatan - 06-25-2012
Briefly point angrily at Wheat, then point angrily at Coldblooded again.
Lynch: Coldblooded
Elect: Quetzalcoatl, Savior of All and Bringer of Harmony Between Snake and Chester
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - Solaris - 06-25-2012
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Also, GUY, you are INCORRECT.
Elect: Chestzalcoatl, TRUE Savior of All and Bringer of Harmony Between Snake and Chester
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - MaxieSatan - 06-25-2012
Smack hand against face, then nod vigorously.
Unelect: That dumb Mesoamerican fucker
Elect: Chestzalcoatl
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - btp - 06-25-2012
Okay which of you DICKAPES* is FCKING UP OUR VOTES.
You really screwed me over last night and I AM GETTING SICK OF IT.
*DICKAPE is an APE made entirely of DICKS. It is a THREATENINGLY OFFENSIVE term and you should be APPALED if it was applied towards you.
oh god a majestic snake/Chester hybrid? Are you guys reading my fan fiction?
ELECT: Chestzalcoatl
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - btp - 06-25-2012
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - Dragon Fogel - 06-25-2012
Oh hey, I completely missed the part where I got a fortune cookie, but I got one too.
So I guess we probably all did, and Schazer got a whole pile of them?
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - MaxieSatan - 06-25-2012
Check fortune, save actual cookie for later.
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - Schazer - 06-25-2012
Overflow: Error
Read: Cookie fortune
RE: Chester Mafia D4: calllllm (...before the chestorm) - waterbottles - 06-25-2012
>Eat Cookie to read fortune.
>Don't share with Wheat
RE: Chester Mafia D4: ASPOCALYPSE NOW - Schazer - 06-25-2012
Curl in foetal position: Corner
Eat: Fortune Cookie
Vote: CTP because I forget why, but I think he was mercilessly hounding a Chester.
That's right, a Chester by name is a Chester by any other means I think is worth mentioning.
If you don't like it, fucking fight me.
RE: Chester Mafia D4: ASPOCALYPSE NOW - pharmdrugs - 06-25-2012
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RE: Chester Mafia D4: ASPOCALYPSE NOW - Ixcaliber - 06-25-2012
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