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			<title><![CDATA[Dry, Cracked, Earth]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=7166</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2025 02:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action=profile&uid=1057">Arcanuse</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">My, its quite dusty in here isn't it?</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Don't be rude.</span><br />
"It's been like this quite a while, hasn't it."<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">That it has, that it has.</span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">...We should do something, shouldn't we?</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Perhaps, perhaps not.</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">We could leave it be. Let it go its way.</span></span><br />
"But something <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">does</span> need doing."<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"And that something is?"</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">To strike the barren earth.</span><br />
"To crack the ground, and plant a seed."<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">To water the earth and, if needed, tend the bud.</span></span><br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">We've known this for a long time. Why haven't we?</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">A fair question. Distance. Exhaustion. Nerves.</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">A general disdain for burdens, real or imagined.</span></span><br />
"We've made our peace. Haven't we?"<br />
<br />
Shush. All of you. Let's start again, from the beginning.<br />
<br />
There is, let me think... A pond, yes. Crisp, clear waters. Vibrant, full of life.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Singular.</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">A point of reference.</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Full of potential.</span></span><br />
"Hardly a story though. Barely counts as raw material."<br />
<br />
Give it time. We have nothing else.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">...It could use a hook.</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">But a simple one. We're out of practice.</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">How about: Is the pond real, or a metaphor?</span></span><br />
"Bit vague. Should we ask for more?"<br />
<br />
It will do.<br />
<br />
You've heard the chorus. Will the pond be literal, or metaphor? We will await the answers, even one.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">My, its quite dusty in here isn't it?</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Don't be rude.</span><br />
"It's been like this quite a while, hasn't it."<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">That it has, that it has.</span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">...We should do something, shouldn't we?</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Perhaps, perhaps not.</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">We could leave it be. Let it go its way.</span></span><br />
"But something <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">does</span> need doing."<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"And that something is?"</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">To strike the barren earth.</span><br />
"To crack the ground, and plant a seed."<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">To water the earth and, if needed, tend the bud.</span></span><br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">We've known this for a long time. Why haven't we?</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">A fair question. Distance. Exhaustion. Nerves.</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">A general disdain for burdens, real or imagined.</span></span><br />
"We've made our peace. Haven't we?"<br />
<br />
Shush. All of you. Let's start again, from the beginning.<br />
<br />
There is, let me think... A pond, yes. Crisp, clear waters. Vibrant, full of life.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Singular.</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">A point of reference.</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Full of potential.</span></span><br />
"Hardly a story though. Barely counts as raw material."<br />
<br />
Give it time. We have nothing else.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">...It could use a hook.</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">But a simple one. We're out of practice.</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">How about: Is the pond real, or a metaphor?</span></span><br />
"Bit vague. Should we ask for more?"<br />
<br />
It will do.<br />
<br />
You've heard the chorus. Will the pond be literal, or metaphor? We will await the answers, even one.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[E-Z Mall E22]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=7153</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jul 2024 13:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action=profile&uid=246">Ixcaliber</a>]]></dc:creator>
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It's your first day working as a corporate Avatar here at the local E-Z Mall. You stop in front of the animatronic that was put in to replace physical maps for the sake of 'immersion' and hesitantly ask:<br />
<br />
"Hi, could you - ?"<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"Welcome to the Interdimensional Rift, a world between worlds where talented Worldwalkers like yourself may travel between many disparate and incompatible universes. I am The Director and I will be happy to offer you direction to whichever of our connected universes you wish to visit today."</span><br />
<br />
You roll your eyes as it lurches awkwardly from side to side, its projected face cycling through a total of three different emotions. Finally it completes its spiel. "Show me the map please." <br />
<br />
The image on its monitor shifts and a map of the E-Z Mall is projected there instead. <br />
<br />
<img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ixcalibur/dlorph/master/ezm2.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: ezm2.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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What store were you hired to work at again? <br />
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It's your first day working as a corporate Avatar here at the local E-Z Mall. You stop in front of the animatronic that was put in to replace physical maps for the sake of 'immersion' and hesitantly ask:<br />
<br />
"Hi, could you - ?"<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"Welcome to the Interdimensional Rift, a world between worlds where talented Worldwalkers like yourself may travel between many disparate and incompatible universes. I am The Director and I will be happy to offer you direction to whichever of our connected universes you wish to visit today."</span><br />
<br />
You roll your eyes as it lurches awkwardly from side to side, its projected face cycling through a total of three different emotions. Finally it completes its spiel. "Show me the map please." <br />
<br />
The image on its monitor shifts and a map of the E-Z Mall is projected there instead. <br />
<br />
<img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ixcalibur/dlorph/master/ezm2.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: ezm2.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
What store were you hired to work at again? <br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Hard-light Heartline]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=7149</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2024 04:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action=profile&uid=835">LuFa</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Courier New;" class="mycode_font"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">HARD-LIGHT HEARTLINE</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size"><a href="https://shakks.tumblr.com/tagged/hard-light+heartline" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">(tumblr)</a> | <a href="https://mspfa.com/?s=55737" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">(MSPFA)</a></span></div>
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you are a <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">RIGHTEOUS ROOMIE</span>. you're chillin. in your <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ROOM</span>. things are pretty good! no problems here.<br />
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<img src="https://www.waterworksadventure.com/mspa/hh/img/2.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 2.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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This week's been great! You spent it eating takeout and messing with your <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">GUITARS</span>. It's what you do every week, but that's never bothered you before. It's been a good night. What day of the week is it again?<br />
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Oh right, it's the day where you're expecting a <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">PACKAGE</span>! That's definitely something that's happening now that wasn't happening last week.]]></description>
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you are a <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">RIGHTEOUS ROOMIE</span>. you're chillin. in your <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ROOM</span>. things are pretty good! no problems here.<br />
<br />
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<img src="https://www.waterworksadventure.com/mspa/hh/img/2.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 2.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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This week's been great! You spent it eating takeout and messing with your <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">GUITARS</span>. It's what you do every week, but that's never bothered you before. It's been a good night. What day of the week is it again?<br />
<br />
Oh right, it's the day where you're expecting a <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">PACKAGE</span>! That's definitely something that's happening now that wasn't happening last week.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Documentia Scrawl]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=7142</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2023 07:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action=profile&uid=10852">MUNCHMOLAR</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bi Barrister]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=7138</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2023 22:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action=profile&uid=328">Reecer6</a>]]></dc:creator>
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You are <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ISHTAR INJUNCTION</span>, a fledgling lawyer. You stand in court to defend your client BARRY HATCHETT of charge of the recent foul play murder death of CASSANDRA ROLLE. Many of your peers have taken to calling you the <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">BI BARRISTER</span>, to which you ask them politely to quit talking about your sexual orientation so prominently. Nonetheless, today is your first day leading a defense! Another lawyer at your firm was meant to be heading this case, but he died (unrelated incident), so you've been shunted in at the last minute.<br />
<br />
You are armed with an ABSOLUTE PLETHORA OF EVIDENCE in your MANIFEST OF JUSTICE, none of which seems to even vaguely disculpate your client, and none of which have gone through conventional legal channels. You think you may have stuffed the wrapper for your breakfast burrito in there.<br />
<br />
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/e2eer6f.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: e2eer6f.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
The state has sent <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">CELLA deRECOLTE</span> to prosecute. deRecolte has been prosecuting since the age of 14, and has never lost a case. You feel the heat of her eyes burning into your forehead, boring through the corpus into your very soul.<br />
<br />
The JUDGE asks deRecolte to give her opening statement.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #721031;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"A life has been taken. For those still mourning the loss of Cassandra Rolle, stop. She cannot hear your wishes, your pleading, until the pitiful being who put her in this way is held responsible and dealt with by the above. That being is none other than Barry Hatchett. Numerous witnesses and a stream of evidence can attest. Let's end this rite at once and let Rolle be at rest."</span></span><br />
<br />
She's keeping her cards close to her chest! All eyes turn to you. You gulp. What's <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">your</span> opening statement?]]></description>
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You are <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ISHTAR INJUNCTION</span>, a fledgling lawyer. You stand in court to defend your client BARRY HATCHETT of charge of the recent foul play murder death of CASSANDRA ROLLE. Many of your peers have taken to calling you the <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">BI BARRISTER</span>, to which you ask them politely to quit talking about your sexual orientation so prominently. Nonetheless, today is your first day leading a defense! Another lawyer at your firm was meant to be heading this case, but he died (unrelated incident), so you've been shunted in at the last minute.<br />
<br />
You are armed with an ABSOLUTE PLETHORA OF EVIDENCE in your MANIFEST OF JUSTICE, none of which seems to even vaguely disculpate your client, and none of which have gone through conventional legal channels. You think you may have stuffed the wrapper for your breakfast burrito in there.<br />
<br />
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/e2eer6f.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: e2eer6f.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
The state has sent <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">CELLA deRECOLTE</span> to prosecute. deRecolte has been prosecuting since the age of 14, and has never lost a case. You feel the heat of her eyes burning into your forehead, boring through the corpus into your very soul.<br />
<br />
The JUDGE asks deRecolte to give her opening statement.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #721031;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">"A life has been taken. For those still mourning the loss of Cassandra Rolle, stop. She cannot hear your wishes, your pleading, until the pitiful being who put her in this way is held responsible and dealt with by the above. That being is none other than Barry Hatchett. Numerous witnesses and a stream of evidence can attest. Let's end this rite at once and let Rolle be at rest."</span></span><br />
<br />
She's keeping her cards close to her chest! All eyes turn to you. You gulp. What's <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">your</span> opening statement?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[GRIMEWORLD]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=7132</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2023 02:44:33 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action=profile&uid=10852">MUNCHMOLAR</a>]]></dc:creator>
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<span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size">Birth Environment: Factory Town, Yeasthole</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">You are a newborn magic organ in a world of grime. Information floods you.<br />
</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">YOU ARE ONE ROOM.</span><br />
It's a rickety flat for malnourished workers. You lie beneath its floorboards, beating steadily, sending pulses of Ownership into the room that is your body. Two mattresses take up a majority of the space. Within one of the mattresses you sense a stash of coins. Within the other are numerous cowmoth eggs. The ceiling is covered in cobwebs; the cobwebs are covered in dead bugs. Upon an upturned crate stands an unlit candelabra. On the moth-infested mattress is a man's corpse with the heart torn free. That's your mother.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">YOU HAVE MATERIALS.</span><br />
22 Eggshell. 7 Spidersilk. 18 Silver Coins, 30 Wood Splinters.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">YOU HAVE RITUALS.</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rite of Least Pest Summoning [Requires 3 Materials (Mix And Match)]</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">DUE TO ENVIRONMENT</span><br />
 History: Unused. <br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rite of Least Egg Manifestation [Requires 5 Materials (Identical)]</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">DUE TO BIRTHPLACE</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size">Birth Environment: Factory Town, Yeasthole</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">You are a newborn magic organ in a world of grime. Information floods you.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">YOU ARE ONE ROOM.</span><br />
It's a rickety flat for malnourished workers. You lie beneath its floorboards, beating steadily, sending pulses of Ownership into the room that is your body. Two mattresses take up a majority of the space. Within one of the mattresses you sense a stash of coins. Within the other are numerous cowmoth eggs. The ceiling is covered in cobwebs; the cobwebs are covered in dead bugs. Upon an upturned crate stands an unlit candelabra. On the moth-infested mattress is a man's corpse with the heart torn free. That's your mother.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">YOU HAVE MATERIALS.</span><br />
22 Eggshell. 7 Spidersilk. 18 Silver Coins, 30 Wood Splinters.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">YOU HAVE RITUALS.</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rite of Least Pest Summoning [Requires 3 Materials (Mix And Match)]</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">DUE TO ENVIRONMENT</span><br />
 History: Unused. <br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Rite of Least Egg Manifestation [Requires 5 Materials (Identical)]</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">DUE TO BIRTHPLACE</span><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[The Monty Hall Problem]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=7129</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2023 03:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
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You are Monty Hall, and you have a problem. You love opening doors. Oh it’s great. You used to be able to open and close them all day until The Problem started occurring. <br />
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It took some working out but you think you have a handle on it. Whatever door you last opened, that’s safe. You can open and close it as much as you need. But when you swap to a new door there is an increasingly high likelihood that behind that door will be A Creature. <br />
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You already have two of these Creatures in your house and you don’t know what to do about it. What will you do?<br />
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You are Monty Hall, and you have a problem. You love opening doors. Oh it’s great. You used to be able to open and close them all day until The Problem started occurring. <br />
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It took some working out but you think you have a handle on it. Whatever door you last opened, that’s safe. You can open and close it as much as you need. But when you swap to a new door there is an increasingly high likelihood that behind that door will be A Creature. <br />
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<img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ixcalibur/dlorph/master/mh3.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: mh3.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
You already have two of these Creatures in your house and you don’t know what to do about it. What will you do?<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Just Your Average Apocalypse]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=5407</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2022 05:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action=profile&uid=10846">slug_with_computer</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[It's 12:00:01 on Apocalypse Day. You have just returned to your house from an evening of PARTYING, in an attempt to forget the numerous HORRORS of your REALITY by consuming various ALCOHOLS. You have a strange feeling that things are looking up, but that's probably just the ANTIDEPRESSANTS talking. As for the difficulty in standing up- that you know. That is the PAINT FUMES/CHERRY BRANDY talking. What will you do?]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lucidstuck III]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=5405</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2022 16:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
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<a href="https://lucidstuck.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Lucidstuck website (in progress)</a><br />
<a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1m_h6DfsQm-H-_ZFhXBY2dKvVkVW-Ngvg1-vdYCKzrpI/viewform" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">OBSERVERS! roll call!</a><br />
<a href="https://lucidstuck.wikia.com/wiki/Lucidstuck_Wiki" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Lucidstuck Wiki</a><br />
<a href="https://www.patreon.com/intrepidPioneer?ty=h" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Become a patron on patreon!</a><br />
<a href="https://lucidstuck.bandcamp.com/releases" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Lucidstuck OST!</a><br />
<a href="https://ko-fi.com/intrepidpioneer" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Buy iP a coffee!</a><br />
<a href="https://discord.gg/VEUUbKg" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Official Lucidstuck Discord community</a><br />
<a href="https://www.twitch.tv/intrepidpioneer" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Twitch livestreaming</a><br />
<a href="https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=1384" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Lucidstuck I</a><br />
<a href="https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=2474" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Lucidstuck II</a><br />
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<span style="color: #008000;" class="mycode_color">Lucas: Any sign of Gorgiana?</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: No... but there is some serious nope up ahead..!</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: A giant ogre guy with an axe!</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: As well as a zombie in a dress making something.... There are a bunch of souls with her too!</span><br />
<span style="color: #008000;" class="mycode_color">Lucas: Ahh, you found Audrey!</span><br />
<span style="color: #008000;" class="mycode_color">Lucas: Did she see you?</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: Hah! You think I'm going to play around here?? Hell no!</span><br />
<span style="color: #008000;" class="mycode_color">Lucas: She promised me those souls as thanks for giving her sewing materials. Let's go and get them.</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: B-but!! The ogre guy!</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: Audrey is a lot further away from us than that thing was... Can we all sneak passed it?</span><br />
<span style="color: #92E38A;" class="mycode_color">Azriel: Fear not Lexii, you forget you are imbued with the brilliant flame of might from the Knight of Dawn.</span><br />
<span style="color: #92E38A;" class="mycode_color">Azriel: The lot of this land's creatures serve only to extend our pyre. Sinew to ash, bones to charcoal... then dust.</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: ...... Maaaaan..!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: Lucas, your little friend is trying to talk us into suicide!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #008000;" class="mycode_color">Lucas: It's simple.</span><br />
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1. Sneak passed the monster ahead to meet Audrey alone<br />
2. Sneak passed the monster ahead to meet Audrey together<br />
3. Take on the monster ahead<br />
4. This is too risky and Gorgiana is not here, return later.<br />
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Individual (yellow) - These achievements you personally can get on your own and is something only you can do outside of participating in the story.<br />
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Community (Light blue)- These achievements can be earned personally by participation in the story.<br />
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Collective (Red)- These achievements are earned as a group, if one person earns this, everyone earns it together.<br />
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Instructions are simple. Add your handle to the top-left corner of the sheet via screenshot, or written, however you want. Next, add the stamps to the achievement that applies to you. See the list below for the conditions. You can share your sheets with other Observers to see which ones you have. Right now, I've decided that this is purely for fun, and there is no reward (besides being awesome) for completing the sheet. Despite this, I do hope you find this sort of thing enjoyable!<br />
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1. "Meeting Kremwahl": Meet Derrick's shadow<br />
2. "Meeting Vhieness": Meet Lucia's shadow<br />
3. "Meeting Wrietzwahl": Meet Alice's shadow<br />
4. "Meeting Qruewloh": Meet Lucas' shadow<br />
5. "Meeting Illiaora": Meet Emily's shadow<br />
6. "Meeting Minohyor": Meet Lexii's shadow<br />
7. "Meeting Zeckrhell": Meet Garreth's shadow<br />
8. "Powerful Goat friend": Reach level 10+ with Bambino<br />
9. "Powerful Icebat friend": Reach level 10+ with Ira<br />
10. "Powerful Cat friend": Reach level 10+ with Raziel<br />
11. "Powerful Wraith friend": Reach level 10+ with Azriel<br />
12. "Powerful Pangolin friend": Reach level 10+ with Piper<br />
13. "Powerful Robot friend": Reach level 10+ with Hermes<br />
14. "Powerful Fairy friend": Reach level 10+ with Tinkerskull<br />
15. "Powerful Raven friend": Reach level 10+ with Reggie<br />
16. "Powerful Cookie friend": Reach level 10+ with Kalem<br />
17. "Powerful Kitten friend": Reach level 10+ with DT<br />
18. "Not Yellow":  Up to date with the latest updates<br />
19. "Reality can be whatever I want": Have created fanwork of the story in any medium<br />
20. "Become an observer": Have submitted a command<br />
21. "Item Engineer": Have created an item that exists in the story<br />
22. "I love democracy": Have participated in a voting poll for a course of action<br />
23. "I did it!": Submitted a command of significance. (name, successful plan, diplomacy)<br />
24. "HEY MOM, I'M ON STREAM": Have attended an LS stream at least once<br />
25. "Become an Ancient One": Have been in the community for at least 6 months<br />
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26. "It's seeping into reality": Have had a dream/daydream about anything LS related<br />
27. "Oh THAT'S how it went": Have read LS more than once.<br />
28. "A Polite Discussion": Have spoken personally to any of the dreamers<br />
29. "Wow, that was soooo hard": Started a fight with a monster you knew you could defeat<br />
30. "Wow, that was so hard": Started a fight with a monster you didn't think you could defeat<br />
31. "Let's talk about this": Avoided a fight with a monster by talking them out of it (x10)<br />
32. "Willing to talk now, motherf*cker?": Ended a fight with a monster by beating them into submission<br />
33. "Wait, they can do that too?": Ended a fight with a monster by running away<br />
34. "It was you the whole time?": Solved the mystery of the traitor reaper<br />
35. "End in Scythe": Perform a finishing blow with the use of reapers<br />
36. "One of us": Perform an initiation of a monster into Nightmare's order<br />
37. "I made a friend": Gain a monsters trust over at least 75% loyalty<br />
38. "Moonlight Key Acquired": Gather all of Lomam's key fragments<br />
39. "Miracle Key Acquired": Gather all of Loham's key fragments<br />
40. "Deception Key Acquired": Gather all of Locad's key fragments<br />
41. "My conjuration is amazing!": Mount Bambino during a battle<br />
42. "You live HERE now": Transplant a monster to a foreign realm<br />
43. "Woah, he gets bigger?": Witness Reggie become the blood raven<br />
44. "Woah, he gets even bigger??": Witness Reggie become the blood condor<br />
45. "DERRICK, THIS ISN'T WEED": Witness Reggie manipulated by Hell's Banquet<br />
46. "I'm gonna headbutt ya!": Defeat a monster without a weapon<br />
47. "Purge the land (With Kindness)": Befriend all or kill all the boss monster's in a single realm<br />
48. "You live HERE now, enjoy!": Transplant a boss monster to a foreign realm<br />
49. "Sharp thing go into bad guy": Teach the reapers how to fight better (Upgraded treat, stronger trick attack.)<br />
50. "Unspeakable Horrors": Discover what's in Alice's closet<br />
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51. "Water flowing underground": Investigated the waterfall cave in Faint Glimmer<br />
52. "Well, how did I get here?": Investigated the unknown void somehow<br />
53. "7/10, too many tentacles": Met an elder abomination.<br />
54. "Make that thing!": Submitted a command that allowed a dreamer is successfully perform Dream manipulation/conjuring.<br />
55. "Dodge that thing!": Submitted a command that allowed a dreamer to successfully evade an attack<br />
56. "Hit that thing!": Submitted a command that allowed a dreamer to successfully land a hit.<br />
57. "Massive Damage": Submitted a command targeting an enemies weak point.<br />
58. "Yay, shinies!": Make a deal with Ruu<br />
59. "Shinies can be exchanged for goods and services": Make deals with Ruu (x5)<br />
60. "Ruu's shiny shack": Build Ruu a kiosk<br />
61. "With a stroke of her mane, she turns into a plane": Ride Ruu's dragon form at least once<br />
62. "My god, what have I done?": Unleash the elder abominations on a realm<br />
63. "C'th-ended": Terminate an Elder abomination<br />
64. "Feed me, Seymour!" Attempted to have Derrick eat all three realm attendants <br />
65. "So that's what it feels like": Defeat a monster with a weapon that belonged to them<br />
66. "I'm helping!" Have contributed to a plan of action that worked at least once<br />
67. "True Weeb": Teach Zendo how to perform a "Naruto run"<br />
68. "The peaceful option": Have Emily Excorcize 10+ souls<br />
69. ".....": Witness Mature Bambino's pupils and mouth<br />
70. "Initiation": Have been interviewed LS questions by intrepidPioneer<br />
71. "Too Easy!": Defeat a monster in a single blow<br />
72. "Kicking Ass without Taking Names": Defeat a monster without learning its name first<br />
73. "63R4W": Play a round of Card's against humanity with the reapers at least once<br />
74. "At Death's Door": Witness the reaper hideout at least once<br />
75. "Better luck next time": Design an item that has not appeared in the story<br />
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76. "THIS. IS. LOMAM!": Defeat a monster from death by too great a height<br />
77. "Team-Work": Perform a team attack with guardians<br />
78. "Team-Master": Perform all the guardian team attacks<br />
79. "Reap and Tear": Perform a team attack with reapers<br />
80. "Grand Harvest": Perform all reaper team attacks<br />
81. "Betrayal": Defeat a monster that had friendly disposition or better<br />
82. "Tasty!": Use the marshmallow revival item at least once<br />
83. "You're in my town now": Defeat a monster while in a fort<br />
84. "Guerrilla Tactics": Defeat a monster from within a fort<br />
85. "Non-euclidean safe rooms": Discover the fort network in its entirety<br />
86. "Place your bets": Convince a monster to fight another monster<br />
87. "Renowned Realm Traveller": Visit every region in all 3 realms<br />
88. "Active Observer": Commanded over 50 times<br />
89. "It's about dreams and has monster girls" Recommended Lucidstuck to someone<br />
90. "Derrick, why": Invite at least 10 monsters into the party<br />
91. "Jesus christ, it's Jason Wick": Met a monster that is level 100+<br />
92. "Combo-craftin' Artisan": Created a tier 7 item from combining<br />
93. "Just charging my spirit bomb": Greatly damaged the environment from a fight<br />
94. "So when I say this, you know what to do": Teach the reapers a new command<br />
95. "It's nice to trust again": Obtained the relics in the upstairs of Yienna's home.<br />
96. "Titan Connoisseur": See collosal giants in all 3 realms<br />
97. "It's raining cats a dogs... and frogs... and--": Experience realm events in all 3 realms<br />
98. "Lucid Empires XII": Conjure a permanent structure<br />
99. "The final countdown!": Participated in the final battle<br />
100. "You were filled with Determination": Followed the story for at least 5 years until end<br />
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101. "Lunatic": Collected every Individual achievement<br />
102. "Lucid": Collected every Community achievement<br />
103. "Masterful Cooperation": Collected every Collective achievement<br />
104. "THANKS FOR PLAYING! -iP": Collected all achievements<br />
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<a href="https://lucidstuck.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Lucidstuck website (in progress)</a><br />
<a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1m_h6DfsQm-H-_ZFhXBY2dKvVkVW-Ngvg1-vdYCKzrpI/viewform" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">OBSERVERS! roll call!</a><br />
<a href="https://lucidstuck.wikia.com/wiki/Lucidstuck_Wiki" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Lucidstuck Wiki</a><br />
<a href="https://www.patreon.com/intrepidPioneer?ty=h" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Become a patron on patreon!</a><br />
<a href="https://lucidstuck.bandcamp.com/releases" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Lucidstuck OST!</a><br />
<a href="https://ko-fi.com/intrepidpioneer" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Buy iP a coffee!</a><br />
<a href="https://discord.gg/VEUUbKg" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Official Lucidstuck Discord community</a><br />
<a href="https://www.twitch.tv/intrepidpioneer" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Twitch livestreaming</a><br />
<a href="https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=1384" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Lucidstuck I</a><br />
<a href="https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=2474" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Lucidstuck II</a><br />
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<span style="color: #008000;" class="mycode_color">Lucas: Any sign of Gorgiana?</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: No... but there is some serious nope up ahead..!</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: A giant ogre guy with an axe!</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: As well as a zombie in a dress making something.... There are a bunch of souls with her too!</span><br />
<span style="color: #008000;" class="mycode_color">Lucas: Ahh, you found Audrey!</span><br />
<span style="color: #008000;" class="mycode_color">Lucas: Did she see you?</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: Hah! You think I'm going to play around here?? Hell no!</span><br />
<span style="color: #008000;" class="mycode_color">Lucas: She promised me those souls as thanks for giving her sewing materials. Let's go and get them.</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: B-but!! The ogre guy!</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: Audrey is a lot further away from us than that thing was... Can we all sneak passed it?</span><br />
<span style="color: #92E38A;" class="mycode_color">Azriel: Fear not Lexii, you forget you are imbued with the brilliant flame of might from the Knight of Dawn.</span><br />
<span style="color: #92E38A;" class="mycode_color">Azriel: The lot of this land's creatures serve only to extend our pyre. Sinew to ash, bones to charcoal... then dust.</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: ...... Maaaaan..!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #2F4F4F;" class="mycode_color">Lexii: Lucas, your little friend is trying to talk us into suicide!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #008000;" class="mycode_color">Lucas: It's simple.</span><br />
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1. Sneak passed the monster ahead to meet Audrey alone<br />
2. Sneak passed the monster ahead to meet Audrey together<br />
3. Take on the monster ahead<br />
4. This is too risky and Gorgiana is not here, return later.<br />
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			<div class="spoiler_content" style="display: none;"><span class="spoiler_content_title">Lucidstuck Achievement list!</span><br />
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Individual (yellow) - These achievements you personally can get on your own and is something only you can do outside of participating in the story.<br />
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Community (Light blue)- These achievements can be earned personally by participation in the story.<br />
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Collective (Red)- These achievements are earned as a group, if one person earns this, everyone earns it together.<br />
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Instructions are simple. Add your handle to the top-left corner of the sheet via screenshot, or written, however you want. Next, add the stamps to the achievement that applies to you. See the list below for the conditions. You can share your sheets with other Observers to see which ones you have. Right now, I've decided that this is purely for fun, and there is no reward (besides being awesome) for completing the sheet. Despite this, I do hope you find this sort of thing enjoyable!<br />
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1. "Meeting Kremwahl": Meet Derrick's shadow<br />
2. "Meeting Vhieness": Meet Lucia's shadow<br />
3. "Meeting Wrietzwahl": Meet Alice's shadow<br />
4. "Meeting Qruewloh": Meet Lucas' shadow<br />
5. "Meeting Illiaora": Meet Emily's shadow<br />
6. "Meeting Minohyor": Meet Lexii's shadow<br />
7. "Meeting Zeckrhell": Meet Garreth's shadow<br />
8. "Powerful Goat friend": Reach level 10+ with Bambino<br />
9. "Powerful Icebat friend": Reach level 10+ with Ira<br />
10. "Powerful Cat friend": Reach level 10+ with Raziel<br />
11. "Powerful Wraith friend": Reach level 10+ with Azriel<br />
12. "Powerful Pangolin friend": Reach level 10+ with Piper<br />
13. "Powerful Robot friend": Reach level 10+ with Hermes<br />
14. "Powerful Fairy friend": Reach level 10+ with Tinkerskull<br />
15. "Powerful Raven friend": Reach level 10+ with Reggie<br />
16. "Powerful Cookie friend": Reach level 10+ with Kalem<br />
17. "Powerful Kitten friend": Reach level 10+ with DT<br />
18. "Not Yellow":  Up to date with the latest updates<br />
19. "Reality can be whatever I want": Have created fanwork of the story in any medium<br />
20. "Become an observer": Have submitted a command<br />
21. "Item Engineer": Have created an item that exists in the story<br />
22. "I love democracy": Have participated in a voting poll for a course of action<br />
23. "I did it!": Submitted a command of significance. (name, successful plan, diplomacy)<br />
24. "HEY MOM, I'M ON STREAM": Have attended an LS stream at least once<br />
25. "Become an Ancient One": Have been in the community for at least 6 months<br />
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26. "It's seeping into reality": Have had a dream/daydream about anything LS related<br />
27. "Oh THAT'S how it went": Have read LS more than once.<br />
28. "A Polite Discussion": Have spoken personally to any of the dreamers<br />
29. "Wow, that was soooo hard": Started a fight with a monster you knew you could defeat<br />
30. "Wow, that was so hard": Started a fight with a monster you didn't think you could defeat<br />
31. "Let's talk about this": Avoided a fight with a monster by talking them out of it (x10)<br />
32. "Willing to talk now, motherf*cker?": Ended a fight with a monster by beating them into submission<br />
33. "Wait, they can do that too?": Ended a fight with a monster by running away<br />
34. "It was you the whole time?": Solved the mystery of the traitor reaper<br />
35. "End in Scythe": Perform a finishing blow with the use of reapers<br />
36. "One of us": Perform an initiation of a monster into Nightmare's order<br />
37. "I made a friend": Gain a monsters trust over at least 75% loyalty<br />
38. "Moonlight Key Acquired": Gather all of Lomam's key fragments<br />
39. "Miracle Key Acquired": Gather all of Loham's key fragments<br />
40. "Deception Key Acquired": Gather all of Locad's key fragments<br />
41. "My conjuration is amazing!": Mount Bambino during a battle<br />
42. "You live HERE now": Transplant a monster to a foreign realm<br />
43. "Woah, he gets bigger?": Witness Reggie become the blood raven<br />
44. "Woah, he gets even bigger??": Witness Reggie become the blood condor<br />
45. "DERRICK, THIS ISN'T WEED": Witness Reggie manipulated by Hell's Banquet<br />
46. "I'm gonna headbutt ya!": Defeat a monster without a weapon<br />
47. "Purge the land (With Kindness)": Befriend all or kill all the boss monster's in a single realm<br />
48. "You live HERE now, enjoy!": Transplant a boss monster to a foreign realm<br />
49. "Sharp thing go into bad guy": Teach the reapers how to fight better (Upgraded treat, stronger trick attack.)<br />
50. "Unspeakable Horrors": Discover what's in Alice's closet<br />
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51. "Water flowing underground": Investigated the waterfall cave in Faint Glimmer<br />
52. "Well, how did I get here?": Investigated the unknown void somehow<br />
53. "7/10, too many tentacles": Met an elder abomination.<br />
54. "Make that thing!": Submitted a command that allowed a dreamer is successfully perform Dream manipulation/conjuring.<br />
55. "Dodge that thing!": Submitted a command that allowed a dreamer to successfully evade an attack<br />
56. "Hit that thing!": Submitted a command that allowed a dreamer to successfully land a hit.<br />
57. "Massive Damage": Submitted a command targeting an enemies weak point.<br />
58. "Yay, shinies!": Make a deal with Ruu<br />
59. "Shinies can be exchanged for goods and services": Make deals with Ruu (x5)<br />
60. "Ruu's shiny shack": Build Ruu a kiosk<br />
61. "With a stroke of her mane, she turns into a plane": Ride Ruu's dragon form at least once<br />
62. "My god, what have I done?": Unleash the elder abominations on a realm<br />
63. "C'th-ended": Terminate an Elder abomination<br />
64. "Feed me, Seymour!" Attempted to have Derrick eat all three realm attendants <br />
65. "So that's what it feels like": Defeat a monster with a weapon that belonged to them<br />
66. "I'm helping!" Have contributed to a plan of action that worked at least once<br />
67. "True Weeb": Teach Zendo how to perform a "Naruto run"<br />
68. "The peaceful option": Have Emily Excorcize 10+ souls<br />
69. ".....": Witness Mature Bambino's pupils and mouth<br />
70. "Initiation": Have been interviewed LS questions by intrepidPioneer<br />
71. "Too Easy!": Defeat a monster in a single blow<br />
72. "Kicking Ass without Taking Names": Defeat a monster without learning its name first<br />
73. "63R4W": Play a round of Card's against humanity with the reapers at least once<br />
74. "At Death's Door": Witness the reaper hideout at least once<br />
75. "Better luck next time": Design an item that has not appeared in the story<br />
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76. "THIS. IS. LOMAM!": Defeat a monster from death by too great a height<br />
77. "Team-Work": Perform a team attack with guardians<br />
78. "Team-Master": Perform all the guardian team attacks<br />
79. "Reap and Tear": Perform a team attack with reapers<br />
80. "Grand Harvest": Perform all reaper team attacks<br />
81. "Betrayal": Defeat a monster that had friendly disposition or better<br />
82. "Tasty!": Use the marshmallow revival item at least once<br />
83. "You're in my town now": Defeat a monster while in a fort<br />
84. "Guerrilla Tactics": Defeat a monster from within a fort<br />
85. "Non-euclidean safe rooms": Discover the fort network in its entirety<br />
86. "Place your bets": Convince a monster to fight another monster<br />
87. "Renowned Realm Traveller": Visit every region in all 3 realms<br />
88. "Active Observer": Commanded over 50 times<br />
89. "It's about dreams and has monster girls" Recommended Lucidstuck to someone<br />
90. "Derrick, why": Invite at least 10 monsters into the party<br />
91. "Jesus christ, it's Jason Wick": Met a monster that is level 100+<br />
92. "Combo-craftin' Artisan": Created a tier 7 item from combining<br />
93. "Just charging my spirit bomb": Greatly damaged the environment from a fight<br />
94. "So when I say this, you know what to do": Teach the reapers a new command<br />
95. "It's nice to trust again": Obtained the relics in the upstairs of Yienna's home.<br />
96. "Titan Connoisseur": See collosal giants in all 3 realms<br />
97. "It's raining cats a dogs... and frogs... and--": Experience realm events in all 3 realms<br />
98. "Lucid Empires XII": Conjure a permanent structure<br />
99. "The final countdown!": Participated in the final battle<br />
100. "You were filled with Determination": Followed the story for at least 5 years until end<br />
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101. "Lunatic": Collected every Individual achievement<br />
102. "Lucid": Collected every Community achievement<br />
103. "Masterful Cooperation": Collected every Collective achievement<br />
104. "THANKS FOR PLAYING! -iP": Collected all achievements<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[GEMINI]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=5401</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2022 04:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action=profile&uid=5957">sanine</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Jane is sitting in a coffee shop, scrolling on her laptop, when a stranger slips into the seat across from her. Looking up, she sees a young woman, maybe a few years older than herself, glancing around furtively before turning to Jane.<br />
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"Um, okay, I know how this is going to sound, but you <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">really</span> need to come with me," the stranger says, speaking quietly. "We aren't sure who it is yet, but someone in this shop is here to kill you. If you come with me, we can protect you."]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Jane is sitting in a coffee shop, scrolling on her laptop, when a stranger slips into the seat across from her. Looking up, she sees a young woman, maybe a few years older than herself, glancing around furtively before turning to Jane.<br />
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"Um, okay, I know how this is going to sound, but you <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">really</span> need to come with me," the stranger says, speaking quietly. "We aren't sure who it is yet, but someone in this shop is here to kill you. If you come with me, we can protect you."]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Uh]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=5384</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 20:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action=profile&uid=10599">Someone_Else</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[SO, hello, I am Someone_else.<br />
If you may or may not know I am writing a Lucidstuck au esc comic, This comic being Lucidstuck: Sburban Mutation. So yeah maybe stick around for that when it happens.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[SO, hello, I am Someone_else.<br />
If you may or may not know I am writing a Lucidstuck au esc comic, This comic being Lucidstuck: Sburban Mutation. So yeah maybe stick around for that when it happens.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[MURMUR]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=5383</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2021 06:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action=profile&uid=233">Schazer</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Greetings, AUDIENCE! Please, tell me,<br />
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How many BIRDS would you like to see?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Greetings, AUDIENCE! Please, tell me,<br />
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How many BIRDS would you like to see?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lucidshift]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=5382</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2021 22:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action=profile&uid=7768">spatialmisery</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[This is a derivative work of <a href="https://mspfa.com/?s=3039" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Lucidstuck</a> by IntrepidPioneer<br />
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<a href="https://mspfa.com/?s=41139&amp;p=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">MSPFA mirror</a><br />
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<img src="https://i.imgur.com/yH0bAdL.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: yH0bAdL.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Lucidshift</span><br />
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<img src="https://i.imgur.com/GwxFbx1.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: GwxFbx1.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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A young man...<br />
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Wait... where is he???<br />
<br />
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/mpEvuEA.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: mpEvuEA.gif]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
There we go<br />
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<img src="https://i.imgur.com/473l9cT.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 473l9cT.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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A young man stands in his bedroom, and it just so happens that today he is feeling incredibly hungry, he was downstairs going to make himself a sandwich<br />
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But apparently he forgot to bring his PHONE, which had the recipe he was looking for.<br />
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Young Man: Take phone<br />
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<img src="https://i.imgur.com/N8xVYh9.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: N8xVYh9.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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His phone's password is his name, but he needs some help with that, what is his NAME?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is a derivative work of <a href="https://mspfa.com/?s=3039" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Lucidstuck</a> by IntrepidPioneer<br />
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<a href="https://mspfa.com/?s=41139&amp;p=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">MSPFA mirror</a><br />
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<img src="https://i.imgur.com/yH0bAdL.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: yH0bAdL.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Lucidshift</span><br />
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<img src="https://i.imgur.com/GwxFbx1.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: GwxFbx1.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
A young man...<br />
<br />
Wait... where is he???<br />
<br />
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/mpEvuEA.gif" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: mpEvuEA.gif]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
There we go<br />
<br />
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/473l9cT.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 473l9cT.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
A young man stands in his bedroom, and it just so happens that today he is feeling incredibly hungry, he was downstairs going to make himself a sandwich<br />
<br />
But apparently he forgot to bring his PHONE, which had the recipe he was looking for.<br />
<br />
Young Man: Take phone<br />
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<img src="https://i.imgur.com/N8xVYh9.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: N8xVYh9.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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His phone's password is his name, but he needs some help with that, what is his NAME?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Silent Howl: A Survival Horror Doguelike]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=5376</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2021 05:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action=profile&uid=3390">Tokumei</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size">S i l e n t  H o w l</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #888888;" class="mycode_color">A Survival Horror Doguelike</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><br />
You're the <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">canine assistant</span> and best bud to a <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">paranormal investigator</span>. While exploring an art installation dedicated to <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">pets who've passed</span>, the pair of you were <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">separated </span>in a <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">thick fog</span>. Now, you're all alone in the foyer, ears perked to the distant echo of your partner shouting your name...</span></div>
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Enter a BREED, NAME, and distribute 4 points across the following Attributes:<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">[BARK]</span> Intimidation, persuasion, charisma<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">[BITE]</span> Strength, constitution, dexterity<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">[HEART]</span> Arcana, perception, willpower<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">[TRICK]</span> "You're telling me a dog did <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">that</span>?"]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: xx-large;" class="mycode_size">S i l e n t  H o w l</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #888888;" class="mycode_color">A Survival Horror Doguelike</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><br />
You're the <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">canine assistant</span> and best bud to a <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">paranormal investigator</span>. While exploring an art installation dedicated to <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">pets who've passed</span>, the pair of you were <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">separated </span>in a <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">thick fog</span>. Now, you're all alone in the foyer, ears perked to the distant echo of your partner shouting your name...</span></div>
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<br />
Enter a BREED, NAME, and distribute 4 points across the following Attributes:<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">[BARK]</span> Intimidation, persuasion, charisma<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">[BITE]</span> Strength, constitution, dexterity<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">[HEART]</span> Arcana, perception, willpower<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">[TRICK]</span> "You're telling me a dog did <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">that</span>?"]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[adventure handbook By A. Seop]]></title>
			<link>https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=5218</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2021 09:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action=profile&uid=452">BreadProduct</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"Whoa there!  Do you have a license to operate this adventure?"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"I uh… What?"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"Tsk tsk, a code R04-l.  Don't worry, it hasn't officially started yet so I don't have anything to charge you for."</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"Thanks?  I guess?  Who are you?"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"Just an agent, one of many that greases cogs of bureaucracy.  You can tell because of my badge."</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"It's a really cool looking badge.  I can hardly see the compression artifacts."</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"How could there be— This strictly a text based adventure!  Not a jpeg in site!  How could you see anything?!"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"Imagination.  Probably."</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"For the love of…  Did you even read the adventure handbook?"</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<a href="https://eagle-time.org/announcements.php?aid=2" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">"The Rules?"</a><br />
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<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"No!  The 'adventure handbook.'  It's written by A. Seop.  Everything's in there on how to write a story that is compelling and will attract readers.  I happen to have a copy in my car."</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"What car?  Oh.  How did I not notice that we are outside?  In an office parking lot no less…"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"Here.  Everything ever needed to write a successful adventure is in this book."</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"Agent, uh sir?"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"What?"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"Why is it nothing but memes?"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: comic sans ms;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">-&gt; You dear viewer reader extraordinaire are A. Seop.  You wrote the contents within the magnificent book titled 'adventure handbook By A. Seop.'  All you post can be found in this handy informative hand sized book.</span></span></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"Whoa there!  Do you have a license to operate this adventure?"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"I uh… What?"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"Tsk tsk, a code R04-l.  Don't worry, it hasn't officially started yet so I don't have anything to charge you for."</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"Thanks?  I guess?  Who are you?"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"Just an agent, one of many that greases cogs of bureaucracy.  You can tell because of my badge."</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"It's a really cool looking badge.  I can hardly see the compression artifacts."</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"How could there be— This strictly a text based adventure!  Not a jpeg in site!  How could you see anything?!"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"Imagination.  Probably."</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"For the love of…  Did you even read the adventure handbook?"</span></span></span><br />
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<a href="https://eagle-time.org/announcements.php?aid=2" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">"The Rules?"</a><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"No!  The 'adventure handbook.'  It's written by A. Seop.  Everything's in there on how to write a story that is compelling and will attract readers.  I happen to have a copy in my car."</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"What car?  Oh.  How did I not notice that we are outside?  In an office parking lot no less…"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"Here.  Everything ever needed to write a successful adventure is in this book."</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"Agent, uh sir?"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: courier new;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">"What?"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;" class="mycode_font">"Why is it nothing but memes?"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: comic sans ms;" class="mycode_font"><span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">-&gt; You dear viewer reader extraordinaire are A. Seop.  You wrote the contents within the magnificent book titled 'adventure handbook By A. Seop.'  All you post can be found in this handy informative hand sized book.</span></span></span>]]></content:encoded>
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