Mikethefoxhog Wrote:Attack the statue that hasn't yet come to life. And miss. On purpose.

Mikethefoxhog Wrote:pointlessly decide that you are now the enemy that you, Whatever, and Ice Dragon Statue are now fighting. However, since that would make attacking yourself have a point, attack Whatever.

Epamynondas Wrote:>Hug Whatever

quarg Wrote:> lick whatever and then push him to the pool and use hime as a wedding ring as to propose to yourself

quarg Wrote:> travel back in time again and then popose to yourself using whatever as a ring

quarg Wrote:> sell the vomit bagel cake to the lesser paradox beast that might arrive

quarg Wrote:EDIT: burn vomit bagel cake instead!

Leylite Wrote:Nopor Puss: Attempt to trigger the icicle trap again, which should definitely be pointless since it's already been triggered and you've assumed it only works once for some reason.

Leylite Wrote:Nopor Puss: Check your inventory, Whatever's inventory, the ice dragon's inventory, the other dragon statue's inventory, the Janitor's inventory, and the inventory of the third and fourth members of the party, and write all of this information on a list. Make a pointlessly large yet otherwise useless number of copies of said list.

Leylite Wrote:Nopor Puss: If the ice dragon's inventory would burden you or give stat penalties any worse than your current outfit, make sure to steal them from the dragon in order to assist the dragon's combat abilities, but afterwards not wear any of the equipment. This is because although said hypothetical equipment would burden you, that would make doing pointless things too easy, and they may turn out to be too useful in specific situations. This assumption is more pointless to make than its inverse (wearing said clothing) because you have plenty of evidence of equipment being too useful occurring anyway in your past experience.

Leylite Wrote:Whatever: Resolve to obtain a cloth shirt and corduroy pants at some point, which should closely approximate functional nakedness without any of the associated effects of being naked. This is clearly a random thing to be doing while frozen in a block of ice.

036012 Wrote:Nopor: Propose to the ice dragon

Remetheus Wrote:>Completely ignore the Ice Dragon Statue you are fighting and instead push Whatever in front of the doorway.

Captain Lhurgoyf Wrote:> Sit on Whatever.

Baphomet Wrote:Make a pointlessness meter like your point meter that goes up when you do pointless things. However, make it punish you in exactly the same way the point meter punishes you, thus punishing yourself for every action or lack of action you take.

Draykon Wrote:>Decide that the previous sequence of events has been interesting, so you should totally forget all about it!

Draykon Wrote:>Run off and steal a cyborg lich's vacuum cleaner.

quarg Wrote:Eat the vomit bagel cake as to cause a paradox.

nupanick Wrote:Sing about your adventures.

Patashu Wrote:> Push or otherwise annoy the other ice dragon statue to make it harder for yourself.

Crowstone Wrote:>Command your buddypal, Ice Dragon Statue, to attack itself, which is pointless because you will be hurting your ally, not defeating your enemy

Gustave Wrote:>After the battle ends, prepare for battle!

Kgummy Wrote:Help yourself and Dragon up to ride on Dragon, so you can go forth and see Dragon and Dragon.
Assume pointlessly that each Dragon refers to the least likely Dragon, especially if that particular Dragon would make no sense in that context. Also assume pointlessly that at least one of them refers to an inanimate object, and thus pointlessly assume that you are required to assume that it refers to a different inanimate object.

Kgummy Wrote:

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SpoilerAlso, pointlessly come across a time machine, assume that it is a VR machine, use it, and if you come across your past self, tell it what you were told, as you assume that it was actually said in code, and thus not literally what you heard, but something else, that you haven't yet figured out. Return back to the 'VR machine' and use it to return back to reality/your present time. Pointlessly assume that you have created a paradox, especially because you have assumed that you used a VR machine, not a time machine, and thus would have no effect on reality. If the paradox beast shows up saying that you did create a paradox and your fine is still paid, assume that he said in code that you have to entertain him to 'pay' for the fine. Assume that entertain means something either hilariously inappropriate, or horrifying, such as a strip dance. Also assume that it's the Paradox Beast that's going to strip dance. Especially if the Paradox Beast has already left. If it hasn't, assume that it hasn't, and sigh that he left too soon, and then start strip dancing because it would be pointless to do so now. Also pointlessly assume that 'strip dancing' means dancing with a strip.

suomynonAyletamitlU Wrote:> Nopor: Alternate between assuming the dragon accepted and rejected you every turn (? Or just random intervals. Or every 6 seconds. I don't care.). Rather than covering your bases, this is likely to simply waste time and confuse everyone involved, and it will require the expenditure of mental effort that would probably be better spent elsewhere, so it's quite pointless.

Plet53 Wrote:>Soak yourself in the water on the right of the room.

Captain Lhurgoyf Wrote:> Lick a boulder and probably get your tongue stuck doing so.

suomynonAyletamitlU Wrote:> Warm random, non-contiguous sections of the floor of this room by rubbing them vigorously. The net effect this will have on the total warmth of the floor, much less the room, is miniscule, and your hand will become cold, numb, and painful relatively quickly.
> Do the same with your tongue, as it's likely to become frozen to the floor, leaving you immobile in a terribly uncomfortable position.

Mikethefoxhog Wrote:> realise there would be great point in advancing through the dungeon already, and so push a dragon statue in front of the doorway to render this impossible.

Dfaran Wrote:>Give the ice dragon a massage. Since it is your ally, it would serve no purpose for the dragon to be relaxed when it should be tense and alert.

Epamynondas Wrote:>Store some of those lists in your inventory. Then the lists will be outdated since you'll have more stuff in your inventory so write some more new lists. Store them in your inventory and write some new lists. Repeat until you feel like your handwriting is about to improve.

suomynonAyletamitlU Wrote:> Nopor: since you're no longer in the ice room, repeat many of the pointless actions that could only have been understood in the context of a cold room

Plet53 Wrote:>Soak yourself in the water on the right of the room.

Captain Lhurgoyf Wrote:> Lick a boulder and probably get your tongue stuck doing so.

suomynonAyletamitlU Wrote:> Warm random, non-contiguous sections of the floor of this room by rubbing them vigorously. The net effect this will have on the total warmth of the floor, much less the room, is miniscule, and your hand will become cold, numb, and painful relatively quickly.

suomynonAyletamitlU Wrote:> Do the same with your tongue, as it's likely to become frozen to the floor, leaving you immobile in a terribly uncomfortable position.

Mikethefoxhog Wrote:> realise there would be great point in advancing through the dungeon already, and so push a dragon statue in front of the doorway to render this impossible.

Dfaran Wrote:>Jump in a pit.

Dfaran Wrote:>While you are falling, move your arms as if you could swim through the air - doubly pointless, since not only can't you swim through the air, there isn't even a pit to begin with.

Crowstone Wrote:>Those suits of armor probably would give a wonderful defense bonus if you wear them. Make one suit wear the other to increase its weight and impractility, then wear both at the same time by being on the inside of both.

Cake Ninja Wrote:>Buy materials to make a mech by trading various things you've come across for slightly more valuable things in a tedious and protracted sidequest
>Make a mech out of materials other than the ones you just bought, leaving those aside.
>Steal the world's rubber duckys using that mech, but don't steal or attack any of the factories used for making more
>Hold them ransom for less money than you made trading, but don't notify anyone your ransom demands or even that you have them.
>???
>Lack of profit!

Cake Ninja Wrote:>Buy materials to make a mech using the spare 60,000 dollars you have.
>Make a mech.
>Steal the world's rubber duckys using that mech.
>Hold them ransom for 50,000 dollars.
>???
>Lack of profit!

suomynonAyletamitlU Wrote:

Cake Ninja Wrote:>Buy materials to make a mech by trading various things you've come across for slightly more valuable things in a tedious and protracted sidequest
>Make a mech out of materials other than the ones you just bought, leaving those aside.
>Steal the world's rubber duckys using that mech, but don't steal or attack any of the factories used for making more
>Hold them ransom for less money than you made trading, but don't notify anyone your ransom demands or even that you have them.
>???
>Lack of profit!

Pointless alteration

zeddidragon Wrote:Find a rapier and a file. Proceed to file down the rapier at the tip point, thus making the rapier pointless.

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SpoilerThis pointless adventure made me laugh out loud several times. I do not do that a lot.